Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.
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Junai7 years ago
Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.
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Liam Haxton12 years ago
BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON
jackthemack7 years ago
then how did you get the computer
think before you type
Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(
rootstown73 years ago
same
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DanDanDanDan7 years ago
sell that dragon. Profit
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LedgendaryDoge9 years ago
DRAGON POWAAAAHH!!!!!!
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NightSaviour10 years ago
I'll hunt the with the dragon.
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Catperson5649 years ago
OMG I LUV DRAGONS I DON'T CARE IF I TURN POOR BECUZ OF IT IT PRESS
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thesinisterelixirlast year
the sinister elixir would simply use the dragon for sinister means
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GayGorilla11 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want a pet dragon?!
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minecookies8 years ago
make money by stealing from stuff with the dragon
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YovanW5 years ago
Just waiting till thw dragon pay me back lol usually thats what pet do :)
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Angelwarrior929 years ago
As long as he is like toothless im good!
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Professor_Potato9 years ago
F*ck yeah dragon!
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iiDiamonds4lief9 years ago
Rob Every Bank in EVERY UNIVarse
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QuestionThinker9 years ago
1. Dragons don't exist
2. Having a pet like that would be horrible!
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BernadFish10 years ago
I'll eat my dragon. Win/win i guess
Catperson5649 years ago
Ewww your disgusting all that money you paid...
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kaymazo8 years ago
Fuck it, you got a goddamn dragon
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pokefan20169 years ago
well I assume dragons like fish so go fishing
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JRNGaming8 years ago
Dragon=scared people, scared people-lots of dosh
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Rabbit9 years ago
I'm Scared Of Dragons(AKA Magikarp)
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Maypaws4 years ago
If it"s confirmed possible, I WILL be getting a pet dragon if it"s the last hecking thing I do.
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PuerStanky9 years ago
I have a motherfucking dragon. Conquer the earth, problem solved.
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SpOdErrr9 years ago
feed the "thing"
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Dragontamer20077 years ago
Mm, Teach your dragon to rob grocery stores and get your favorite foods :P also Sean Phoenix Noyes that was a good idea aswell
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Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
so me now, but with a terrifying dragon, that I could use to rob a bank on the other side of the world
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jackthemack7 years ago
think about food
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thebiggestundertaletrash9 years ago
DRAGON!!! I LOVE U SO EAT TRUMP, HIS SON, NOAH, AND CHRISTINE!!!! OH AND ALL TEH SERIAL MURDERERS... EAT DEM ALL :D
Trollallday9 years ago
My name is Noah and I pressed the button that means we're about to have a dragon war
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UnquietParrot658 years ago
Use your dragon to overthrow your government and set up a communist government.Then you won't have to ever worry about the downside because there won't be any money.
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Catperson5649 years ago
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Galpal4 months ago
Jokes on you I'm already poor and practically starving(unrelated though)
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Buttercup11 years ago
make it eat ... people
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mmm.xiq9 years ago
Who Want Dragon anyway
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AnimeQueenMHA4 years ago
It’s a dragon, mother fūcker can just break in a good store and get me stuff... and burn down the cops
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