Will You Press The Button?

EvilQueen8 years ago

Feed the dragon the dead bodies of your enemyes. Pls give me a nightfury "cause I got a lot of food for it

DragonPickles9 years ago

Dragon, go raid 497 billion grocery stores at the speed of light! *a few seconds later* I has ze fuds

Sean Phoenix Noyes12 years ago

Use the dragon to rob a bank. Let's see them stop you.

chunkies3 years ago

Ye true yes

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Asriel the Writer9 years ago

Use the dragon to get anything ya want.

DestiniesTide8 years ago

Good idea

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Yeafu8 months ago

of course you're here

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NiftyChibi7 years ago

Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.

Junai7 years ago

Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.

Liam Haxton12 years ago

BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

jackthemack7 years ago

then how did you get the computer think before you type

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VelocityRaptor288 years ago

i wonder what dragon meat tastes like?

BlueBlade5 years ago

Sir please don't

RaNeax8 years ago

Sell it

i might press9 years ago

dragon threaten ppl 4 there money. become world prez

Swaglord_9609 years ago

Nah dragons are amazing

LelShrek9 years ago

:Below: It doesn't matter if dragons aren't real dumbass. And having a pet like that would be awesome.

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

feed the dragon people. dragons like to eat people.

SwordOfAutumn8 years ago

Feed all those who bully you or are just plain annoying to the dragon so you don't have to deal with them anymore. Two birds with one stone. :D

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Zach Pepper12 years ago

use the dragon to hunt

Nikola Mitic12 years ago

Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(

rootstown73 years ago

same

LeapingLink9 years ago

f yea

kingofacesandgarlicbread4 years ago

use the dragon to rob a bank or show your dragon at a show, and get lots of money.

Cameron Green12 years ago

Bitch, I have a fucking DRAGON!! I will just walk up in there and take the food.

XxGH0ST-T0X1CxX8 years ago

Can I EAT My dragon????

HannahGarvue7 years ago

I like dragons waaaaaay to much for this one

Tristin Gravitt12 years ago

But.. I'll have a dragon!

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

I could use the dragon to help me find treasure then become forever rich

LedgendaryDoge9 years ago

DRAGON POWAAAAHH!!!!!!

NightSaviour10 years ago

I'll hunt the with the dragon.

DanDanDanDan7 years ago

sell that dragon. Profit

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir would simply use the dragon for sinister means

GayGorilla11 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't want a pet dragon?!

minecookies8 years ago

make money by stealing from stuff with the dragon

Catperson5649 years ago

OMG I LUV DRAGONS I DON'T CARE IF I TURN POOR BECUZ OF IT IT PRESS

Angelwarrior929 years ago

As long as he is like toothless im good!

Professor_Potato9 years ago

F*ck yeah dragon!

YovanW5 years ago

Just waiting till thw dragon pay me back lol usually thats what pet do :)

QuestionThinker9 years ago

1. Dragons don't exist 2. Having a pet like that would be horrible!

iiDiamonds4lief9 years ago

Rob Every Bank in EVERY UNIVarse

kaymazo8 years ago

Fuck it, you got a goddamn dragon

pokefan20169 years ago

well I assume dragons like fish so go fishing

BernadFish10 years ago

I'll eat my dragon. Win/win i guess

Catperson5649 years ago

Ewww your disgusting all that money you paid...

Rabbit9 years ago

I'm Scared Of Dragons(AKA Magikarp)

Maypaws4 years ago

If it"s confirmed possible, I WILL be getting a pet dragon if it"s the last hecking thing I do.

JRNGaming8 years ago

Dragon=scared people, scared people-lots of dosh

Dragontamer20077 years ago

Mm, Teach your dragon to rob grocery stores and get your favorite foods :P also Sean Phoenix Noyes that was a good idea aswell

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

so me now, but with a terrifying dragon, that I could use to rob a bank on the other side of the world

PuerStanky9 years ago

I have a motherfucking dragon. Conquer the earth, problem solved.

SpOdErrr9 years ago

feed the "thing"

thebiggestundertaletrash9 years ago

DRAGON!!! I LOVE U SO EAT TRUMP, HIS SON, NOAH, AND CHRISTINE!!!! OH AND ALL TEH SERIAL MURDERERS... EAT DEM ALL :D

Trollallday9 years ago

My name is Noah and I pressed the button that means we're about to have a dragon war

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jackthemack7 years ago

think about food

Galpal4 months ago

Jokes on you I'm already poor and practically starving(unrelated though)

Buttercup11 years ago

make it eat ... people

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