Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog79008 years ago

Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi2 months ago

@Wingsoffirelover what should they?

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ArigatoB*tch9 years ago

At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago

It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.

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dankmemes1018 years ago

I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes1018 years ago

Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books

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TheBlueExorcist8 years ago

>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle9118 years ago

Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle9118 years ago

Damn straight

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Pepperonutti9 years ago

I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer1239 years ago

what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago

Just don't have another child.

_Fredder_8 years ago

University is free in Europe...

RealPotato8 years ago

WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Shut up spamming people krom!

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PatrickBarker8 years ago

Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial9 years ago

So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Its_CX7 years ago

Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago

Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream7 years ago

Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago

My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Santana7 years ago

Just get one kid

Trenten Moore12 years ago

saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative697 years ago

it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat

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AjStrat8 years ago

Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa12348 years ago

Poop

Ughrble9 years ago

I don't even want children

JamunaAdhikari7 years ago

If they don't do any harm to him.

Revanty8 years ago

would make for a great reunion

Eiledon Moir12 years ago

Won't have a second kid than :D

Ilovethebunnos4last year

I was gonna adopt anyway.

ShyRasan1234 years ago

Who said you had to get 2 kids?

sonicj019 years ago

just have 1 child

Donutsu5 years ago

Adoption

RobertmuffinPope7 years ago

Don't have a second child

cookbadger8 years ago

hopefully in my country college is funed by the state

LittleHeizi2 months ago

Everyone just is wanting one kid. What happened to the perfect family :( The moderns don't get the appeal of having one child that is a boy or a girl and then another child two or maybe 3 years that is the one that the first child wasn't. And then we cou...[Show full comment]

OctyFox9 years ago

I won't have any children and spend the money on myself. problem solved.

The_Animationwaffle8 years ago

What if I don't want a second born child

Zambuncha165483 years ago

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rastafari7 years ago

i already had this one

conkzilla4 years ago

Simple, don't have a second child

dankmemes1018 years ago

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Peterthepanda9 years ago

Just have 1 kid

JamunaAdhikari7 years ago

Only one kid.

HEHEHAHAlast year

I don't want chi ldren yall

CameronCollins7 years ago

Only have one child

Okarin8 years ago

I'm french, college is free

TimmoBob7 years ago

Holy SH*T! That"s crazy, because I mean, you should live all your children equally, so you wouldn't press the button, but at the same time, you might, and just not have a second. But what if you have twins??? Sorry, George, you came three minutes after Fred, so you"re getting kidnapped????