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You will be able to easily fund your firstborn child through college.
but
Your second born child will be kidnapped at birth and returned to you aged after college.
Next

awedar 7 months ago
win win??? i can ignore 1 child and the other gets raised for me??

Maharid 2 years ago
Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog7900 9 years ago
Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
@Wingsoffirelover what should they?
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ArigatoB*tch 10 years ago
At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON 9 years ago
It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books
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TheBlueExorcist 9 years ago
>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle911 9 years ago
Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle911 9 years ago
Damn straight
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Pepperonutti 10 years ago
I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer123 10 years ago
what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

_Fredder_ 10 years ago
University is free in Europe...

RealPotato 9 years ago
WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Shut up spamming people krom!
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Cool-Boy-42909 6 years ago
Just don't have another child.

PatrickBarker 9 years ago
Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial 10 years ago
So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Trenten Moore 13 years ago
saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative69 8 years ago
it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat
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Its_CX 8 years ago
Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim 8 years ago
Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream 9 years ago
Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff 9 years ago
My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Santana 9 years ago
Just get one kid

AjStrat 9 years ago
Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole 9 years ago
Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa1234 9 years ago
Poop

Ughrble 10 years ago
I don't even want children

mandiv65 10 years ago
That"s a sad question :(

Studdaman28 5 years ago
i will just have an only child

Zestamore 9 years ago
I can’t have a kid I’m gay

ehhbeme 9 years ago
At least i would get my kid back...

Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago
Don't have a second kid

Revanty 9 years ago
would make for a great reunion

GAMING_GODDESS999 last year
yeah

GAMING_GODDESS999 last year
nope

JamunaAdhikari 8 years ago
If they don't do any harm to him.

Ilovethebunnos4 3 years ago
I was gonna adopt anyway.

Eiledon Moir 13 years ago
Won't have a second kid than :D

ShyRasan123 5 years ago
Who said you had to get 2 kids?

Palentum 3 months ago
兄弟们,我养不起二胎啊

sonicj01 10 years ago
just have 1 child

Donutsu 6 years ago
Adoption

RobertmuffinPope 8 years ago
Don't have a second child

cookbadger 9 years ago
hopefully in my country college is funed by the state

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
Everyone just is wanting one kid. What happened to the perfect family :( The moderns don't get the appeal of having one child that is a boy or a girl and then another child two or maybe 3 years that is the one that the first child wasn't. And then we cou... [Show full comment]

OctyFox 10 years ago
I won't have any children and spend the money on myself. problem solved.

The_Animationwaffle 10 years ago
What if I don't want a second born child

Zambuncha16548 4 years ago
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rastafari 9 years ago
i already had this one

conkzilla 6 years ago
Simple, don't have a second child

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

Bruger 11 months ago
just have 1

Peterthepanda 10 years ago
Just have 1 kid

JamunaAdhikari 8 years ago
Only one kid.

HEHEHAHA 3 years ago
I don't want chi ldren yall
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