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You will be able to easily fund your firstborn child through college.
but
Your second born child will be kidnapped at birth and returned to you aged after college.
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Maharid2 months ago
Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog79008 years ago
Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi2 months ago
@Wingsoffirelover what should they?
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ArigatoB*tch9 years ago
At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes1018 years ago
Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books
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TheBlueExorcist8 years ago
>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle9118 years ago
Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle9118 years ago
Damn straight
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Pepperonutti9 years ago
I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer1239 years ago
what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago
Just don't have another child.

_Fredder_8 years ago
University is free in Europe...

RealPotato8 years ago
WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Shut up spamming people krom!
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PatrickBarker8 years ago
Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial9 years ago
So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Its_CX7 years ago
Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream7 years ago
Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago
My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Santana7 years ago
Just get one kid

Trenten Moore12 years ago
saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat
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AjStrat8 years ago
Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole8 years ago
Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa12348 years ago
Poop

Ughrble9 years ago
I don't even want children

DiamondCatsRule9 years ago
Oh ummm, this is umm, good?

Donovaniscool315 years ago
Jokes on you I don't want kids

Chatt8 years ago
I wouldn't even have a second child...lol 😈

Lzke7 years ago
*laughs in european*

Fireball8279 years ago
I just have one kid. Crisis averted.

Joshy098 years ago
Kidnapper: Here"s your child back. >:( Me: Oh wow thanks for babysitting!

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
Instant reality show!

Corgizgame4 years ago
What if I just only have one kid?

Tgr3219 years ago
What if I have only one

Theguywhoknows9 years ago
thx buddy for taking care of my child

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Loophole: IM NEVER GOING TO HAVE ANY CHILDREN!!!

Galpal4 months ago
No children so do I get to keep that money?

GhostGirl6279 years ago
Uh did this happen to their bro or sis?

Ltheawesome7 years ago
If I have a kid which I probably won't I doubt I'll have a second one

sentientbutton8 years ago
i only want one kid

ThatOnePanda8 years ago
Problem solved!😂

Zestamore7 years ago
I can’t have a kid I’m gay

mandiv658 years ago
That"s a sad question :(

Studdaman283 years ago
i will just have an only child

Honestly just make a name up9 years ago
Don't have a second kid

ehhbeme8 years ago
At least i would get my kid back...

JamunaAdhikari7 years ago
If they don't do any harm to him.

Revanty8 years ago
would make for a great reunion

Ilovethebunnos4last year
I was gonna adopt anyway.

Eiledon Moir12 years ago
Won't have a second kid than :D

ShyRasan1234 years ago
Who said you had to get 2 kids?

sonicj019 years ago
just have 1 child

Donutsu5 years ago
Adoption

LittleHeizi2 months ago
Everyone just is wanting one kid. What happened to the perfect family :( The moderns don't get the appeal of having one child that is a boy or a girl and then another child two or maybe 3 years that is the one that the first child wasn't. And then we cou...[Show full comment]
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