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You will be able to easily fund your firstborn child through college.
but
Your second born child will be kidnapped at birth and returned to you aged after college.
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Maharid2 months ago
Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog79008 years ago
Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi2 months ago
@Wingsoffirelover what should they?
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ArigatoB*tch9 years ago
At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes1018 years ago
Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books
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TheBlueExorcist8 years ago
>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle9118 years ago
Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle9118 years ago
Damn straight
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Pepperonutti9 years ago
I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer1239 years ago
what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago
Just don't have another child.

_Fredder_8 years ago
University is free in Europe...

RealPotato8 years ago
WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Shut up spamming people krom!
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PatrickBarker8 years ago
Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial9 years ago
So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Its_CX7 years ago
Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream7 years ago
Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago
My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Santana7 years ago
Just get one kid

Trenten Moore12 years ago
saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat
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AjStrat8 years ago
Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole8 years ago
Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa12348 years ago
Poop

Ughrble9 years ago
I don't even want children

Diogenes9 years ago
Lol, it's good to live in a country that has free education :D

Donutsu5 years ago
Adoption

spiral9 years ago
I never want two kids

lillyhathaway8 years ago
Someone else pays for my kids college... where"s the downside?

David4life7 years ago
Then I will not have a 2nd kid

marxman8 years ago
*has first child* Time to get a vasectomy.

Swamperaolo2 years ago
I don’t want a second child anyway, so easy choice

Xx_Bill Cipher_xX9 years ago
just have two guards guarding my wife's ummm you know what :S

DivyanshNegi4 years ago
I don't do sex twois

QualityLuxury8 years ago
Only have one kid. No downside

Beastmausi7 years ago
Here is the easiest solution... adopt

ThatOnePanda8 years ago
I could never has favoritism over anything / anyone..

Japanese Yakuza9 years ago
Just have one kid!

TheGameFanatic10 months ago
I only want one kid

Ricky_969 years ago
I don't want kids

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
he can't be kidnapped if you trade it in for a goat

jackohans53 years ago
College is not necessarily success.

Cical7 years ago
what happens if you have one kid... or have one kid, he is born, then dies of illness, and then you can have more

Impulse1238 years ago
Ha! Jokes on you! I'm not having any kids! Wonder where all that money for college is gonna go to....

DJ Lionheart 9 years ago
Either no kids or just one kid

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Never said that you can't have more than 2 kids

Donovaniscool315 years ago
Jokes on you I don't want kids

lillyhathaway8 years ago
Twins and a C section taken out at the same time...

P4bl0Que7 years ago
Just have one.

Deer49552 years ago
So, if I end up with twins, they get a separated at birth story to tell at partys.

Lord-Keem8 years ago
I could just only have one kis

Panifex8 years ago
Easy. Have just one child

Breanna nom9 years ago
hey they'll both be grown not my problem

Blackout-Button4 years ago
I won’t have children....
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