You will become a god of technological invention, able to make the most amazing advances.
but
Every fifth invention will be used for evil. You will invent something new each month.
I will not


Chris Larson12 years ago
Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange8 months ago
gahy
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MrCookieman248 years ago
Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
I egry I hate school school work is for derds
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flzzzzy4 years ago
i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

J20048 years ago
Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari2 years ago
To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?
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Redrk5 years ago
Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy8 months ago
it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

AraPlayzz7 years ago
I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256787 years ago
I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...
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Elijah Fenelus12 years ago
every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf4 years ago
YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
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MooCow1235467 years ago
Every invention will be a good invention

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago
So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper999 years ago
ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek12 years ago
So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx7 years ago
Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw12 years ago
Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin7 years ago
HOW COULD YOU
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Fj Singh12 years ago
easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex7 years ago
Holy shit!

Fenguy10 months ago
Every sixth invention will destroy the fifth

Mr. Mario9 years ago
Sounds like my friend, Elvin.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
My first invention will be a a super robo cop to fight evil!

purpleloverguy9 years ago
...... .-----.

LavenRAdair8 years ago
Only every 5th?

IDontGiveAwayFudge10 years ago
Make a muffin launcher on the fifth month.

darkpineapple7 years ago
every fifth invention is a new button.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
a box that makes fart noises, and only fart noises and only ever at a specific volume

SalamanderTR10 years ago
ben zaten tanrıyım amk noluyo

cattom2 years ago
simple. every 5th invention is counterd by the 6th

Xxkingnitendoxx 9 years ago
Make Donald Trump the president

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
FUCK YOU

Will Howard12 years ago
used for evil.. by me

LukeHD9 years ago
Good. I just need to make every fifth invention useless af...

Mykael Creo10 years ago
"Evil" is based on perception. So far as I'm concerned, Furbies were an evil invention, but I could handle every fifth creation of mine being analogous to those.

duckymouth3 years ago
They would already be used for that anyway

da temmie9 years ago
temmy will make temflake mobile undertale refrence

JoshuaJames8 years ago
when i use the 5th invention for evil i'll use it in a way that does very little damage to most people

Audric Merryman9 years ago
Just make the 5th one absolutely useless.A water saber

Bodi039 years ago
The fifth is a poop :p literally

Loopiloop10 years ago
invent something what skips every fifth month

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
My fourth invention will w=hold down the fifth,or I'll make sure the 5th doesn't work,itch

Jasmine Biersack12 years ago
Every fifth invention will be one of the following: Zydrate, Tentacle swords, Killing all buzzkills, and Kim Kardashian. ALL OF WHICH I LOVE EXCEPT FO DAT KIM.

Baughg18 years ago
I dont care ill make new nuclear bombs each month im evil

MyPrecious10 years ago
Every 5th month make something useless

tierbotlast year
idk

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
that long?

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Every fifth invention would be underwear of some sort. Beware the chaffing!

Joshfrontline7 years ago
Make the fifth one a new ice cream flavor no evil comes from ice cream

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
People will just make poison out of it.
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Frankamikase249 years ago
Every fifth invention is chocolate with less sugar. BOOM!!

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooo I weather eat poo 💩
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MarcianoNoDaRisa3 years ago
my fifth invention is a blue duckling

sigmanlast year
Evil Blue ducky XD

CRAFTBHOY249 years ago
Spiky poisonous ball

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BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
Make every fifth invention a sponge

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago
By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Every invention would be used for evil, cause I'm gonna be using it.

TeamKobus28 years ago
Each fifth invention of mine is an updated version of my dancing baby hologram invention

Snake9 years ago
I'll just make every 5th invention a bad one.. or harmless, like cake that emits light!
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