Will You Press The Button?

Chris Larson12 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange8 months ago

gahy

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MrCookieman248 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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flzzzzy4 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

J20048 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari2 years ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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Redrk5 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy8 months ago

it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

AraPlayzz7 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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Elijah Fenelus12 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf4 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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MooCow1235467 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper999 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek12 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx7 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw12 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin7 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh12 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex7 years ago

Holy shit!

NicholasBohanon8 years ago

Only make 4?

Panifex7 years ago

No, you have to make one every month.

Deadpool11229 years ago

So just make an advance sex toy,that's evil,but not dangerous.

apocalyptic bloger9 years ago

I am the incarnation of Satan! I will only create EVIL stuff!..... I wonder if when you create something evil it'll be used to do good stuff?

yourmaster1210 years ago

Every fifth invention I would make would just be something that'll just fall apart before you use it so *press*

Hyltran3 years ago

I believe the moor then every fifth investigation already is used for evil. So there’s no reason not to press the button.

VanceNinja13k 9 years ago

Couldn't all of them be used for evil anyways?

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I invent a penis

Holly Hymel12 years ago

every fifth invention would be a cookie that tastes awesome :)

GGuy123459 years ago

Every fifth? I know some people which every one of them would be used for evil. But for me, the fifth invention would be healthy snacks. (shudders)

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

Nooooooo! I hate you nooooooo!

Mai-chan8 years ago

But... what if I marketed my technological advances towards evil people anyway? (0_0)

frankie123498769 years ago

Just make something ridiculously unusable every five months

Oldiron_797 years ago

Every 5th invention is going to be a sex toy

pewdiefan5559 years ago

DONT MAKE THE FITH ONE

Spiderp8 years ago

I'll just make sure I'm the one using them for evil.

Keirl10 years ago

Well, ATTACK MY LITTLE SUP' GUYS !

Deeznutsinyourmouth111 months ago

My fith is gonna be toilet paper 2

Henry-McCliff9 years ago

My fith invention will be a dish. OH PISS DONALD TRUMP SERVES IT IN HIS CITCHEN! So?

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago

every 5 invention will be a game.

pepper118 years ago

New game = evil

Alexoid10 years ago

Evil... Characters in movies

thebros3 years ago

every fifth invention is a spec of dust

Toodles9 years ago

Don't you stop being known has a god after people start dying because of your inventions?

Steven Mayhew12 years ago

every 5th invention is something simple like shoes laces or a nail file

vert3437 years ago

every fifth invention self destructs after 30 seconds >:)

s108605269 years ago

Yeah kill every one with that nasty pillow!!!!

DragonLover6311 years ago

i read a story like this....

JaycTheButtonGuy4 years ago

It only says it will be used for evil. Doesn't say it won't be used for good. Maybe one person will use my invention to hurt somebody (as an example) but this doesn't mean that the invention cannot be used 5 times more for healing. What I'm saying is, that...[Show full comment]

masterdark9 years ago

every 5th invention is chocolate *a piece of chocolate*

Burrific9 years ago

NOOOO! Fuck you and your thoughts :) I love chocolate.

Dragborg8 years ago

80% of your inventois are good tho...

Ray Marc9 years ago

What if its a plushy. How wud you use that for evil? Oh wait, they can hide drugs or a bomb. Oh well...

Meme assasin9 years ago

Every 5th invention is a powerful nuke.

Dienin39 years ago

this is just exactly like the previous question

BangBang1248 years ago

Just invent something you can use the evil on which won't hurt anyone.

Potatoman10 years ago

my fifth invention will be a metal cube that does nothing. worth it

YALLARECRAZY3 months ago

yall are just evil

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Grey Divincenzo12 years ago

My every fifth invention is a new flavor of cheese...

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