Will You Press The Button?

Chris Larson 13 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange 2 years ago

gahy

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flzzzzy 6 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

MrCookieman24 9 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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J2004 9 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari 3 years ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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AraPlayzz 9 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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Redrk 6 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy 2 years ago

it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

Elijah Fenelus 13 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf 6 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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MooCow123546 9 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Senna van Hoek 13 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx 9 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper99 11 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Roxy Paw 13 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin 9 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh 13 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex 8 years ago

Holy shit!

Hyltran 5 years ago

I believe the moor then every fifth investigation already is used for evil. So there’s no reason not to press the button.

VanceNinja13k 11 years ago

Couldn't all of them be used for evil anyways?

NicholasBohanon 9 years ago

Only make 4?

Panifex 9 years ago

No, you have to make one every month.

Deadpool1122 11 years ago

So just make an advance sex toy,that's evil,but not dangerous.

apocalyptic bloger 10 years ago

I am the incarnation of Satan! I will only create EVIL stuff!..... I wonder if when you create something evil it'll be used to do good stuff?

yourmaster12 12 years ago

Every fifth invention I would make would just be something that'll just fall apart before you use it so *press*

Mai-chan 9 years ago

But... what if I marketed my technological advances towards evil people anyway? (0_0)

frankie12349876 11 years ago

Just make something ridiculously unusable every five months

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I invent a penis

Holly Hymel 13 years ago

every fifth invention would be a cookie that tastes awesome :)

GGuy12345 11 years ago

Every fifth? I know some people which every one of them would be used for evil. But for me, the fifth invention would be healthy snacks. (shudders)

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

Nooooooo! I hate you nooooooo!

Deeznutsinyourmouth1 2 years ago

My fith is gonna be toilet paper 2

Henry-McCliff 10 years ago

My fith invention will be a dish. OH PISS DONALD TRUMP SERVES IT IN HIS CITCHEN! So?

Niklas Leeuwin 13 years ago

every 5 invention will be a game.

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Every 5th invention is going to be a sex toy

pewdiefan555 11 years ago

DONT MAKE THE FITH ONE

Spiderp 10 years ago

I'll just make sure I'm the one using them for evil.

Keirl 11 years ago

Well, ATTACK MY LITTLE SUP' GUYS !

vert343 9 years ago

every fifth invention self destructs after 30 seconds >:)

s10860526 11 years ago

Yeah kill every one with that nasty pillow!!!!

pepper11 10 years ago

New game = evil

Alexoid 11 years ago

Evil... Characters in movies

thebros 4 years ago

every fifth invention is a spec of dust

Toodles 11 years ago

Don't you stop being known has a god after people start dying because of your inventions?

Steven Mayhew 13 years ago

every 5th invention is something simple like shoes laces or a nail file

Meme assasin 10 years ago

Every 5th invention is a powerful nuke.

DragonLover63 12 years ago

i read a story like this....

JaycTheButtonGuy 5 years ago

It only says it will be used for evil. Doesn't say it won't be used for good. Maybe one person will use my invention to hurt somebody (as an example) but this doesn't mean that the invention cannot be used 5 times more for healing. What I'm saying is, that... [Show full comment]

masterdark 11 years ago

every 5th invention is chocolate *a piece of chocolate*

Burrific 11 years ago

NOOOO! Fuck you and your thoughts :) I love chocolate.

Dragborg 9 years ago

80% of your inventois are good tho...

Ray Marc 11 years ago

What if its a plushy. How wud you use that for evil? Oh wait, they can hide drugs or a bomb. Oh well...

redneonlights 8 years ago

Inventions: 1.) Cold fusion 2.) Jump gates 3.) Real-time interplanetary internet 4.) Holodeck stadium 5.) A cheap pen with a plastic spoon duct-taped to it

Dienin3 11 years ago

this is just exactly like the previous question

BangBang124 9 years ago

Just invent something you can use the evil on which won't hurt anyone.

Potatoman 11 years ago

my fifth invention will be a metal cube that does nothing. worth it

YALLARECRAZY 2 years ago

yall are just evil

coo! cat 10 years ago

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