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You will become a god of technological invention, able to make the most amazing advances.
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Every fifth invention will be used for evil. You will invent something new each month.
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Chris Larson12 years ago
Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange8 months ago
gahy
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MrCookieman248 years ago
Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
I egry I hate school school work is for derds
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flzzzzy4 years ago
i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

J20048 years ago
Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari2 years ago
To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?
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Redrk5 years ago
Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy8 months ago
it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

AraPlayzz7 years ago
I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256787 years ago
I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...
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Elijah Fenelus12 years ago
every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf4 years ago
YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
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MooCow1235467 years ago
Every invention will be a good invention

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago
So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper999 years ago
ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek12 years ago
So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx7 years ago
Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw12 years ago
Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin7 years ago
HOW COULD YOU
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Fj Singh12 years ago
easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex7 years ago
Holy shit!

DevonPlaysMC9 years ago
use the next invention to defeat the evil one

Nicola Savio12 years ago
every fith invention is a new kind of toothbrush

Leonidariogamer4 years ago
Every fifth invetion is a new Bad Dragon sex toy

Aweez_zeewA 9 years ago
Id make the 3rd something to get rid of evil

Wolf1238 years ago
Lol fifth invention is a window lol

Panifex7 years ago
Are you crazy? Windows can kill people easily!

BOBBOBOBOBOB9 years ago
Make a different flavour of metallic cake every five months

undecidedfoot93 7 years ago
Make something useless every 5 months

SammyGerald8 years ago
Never said I had to finsish the inventions of evil or test them to be ready

Tectiva10 years ago
Then my other four inventions shall help us fend off these evildoers!

TBV-M10 months ago
evil is subjective. guns are evil. nukes are evil. some people see even like abortion as evil(?). what if it'd just abortionmatic 3000 that just provides a clean, effective way to give someone an abortion for absolutely free?

TBV-M10 months ago
it's* (fucking typos)

Zacattac9 years ago
every fifth invention will be an anti anger device and the others will be the power armors from fallout 3 and 4, and maybe halo. after that idk what the inventions will be.

Cait Wilson12 years ago
Used for my evil you mean? Mwahaha! First four inventions, immortality machine, eternal youth machine, superpowers machine, and lightsabers. Then machine five will be used to take over the world!

sethminermcYT8 years ago
Fifth invention, a real life magikarp. LOL

bright9410 years ago
Amazing inventions are already used for evil anyways.

AsuraShun3 years ago
every fifth invention will be a traceable harmless 1 pound/dollar coin to use in shopping carts

superotaku9 years ago
Every with invention is another me

Aram9 years ago
I can just use another one of the inventions to counter the bad one. Evil guys, better take over the world in a month!

thepersonWHOexistsH4 years ago
every fifth invention is a melting popsicle

JasperTehClod9 years ago
So?It's good to be bad :)

kaymazo8 years ago
Only every fifth?

SNUGGLETRON30009 years ago
4 first inventions a new breed of dog a new death saber a cat toy a snuggle kit 5th invention A NEW BRAND OF.........................................................................................CHEESSSSEEEEE

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
How is a new brand of cheese 🧀 evey one is ganna ignor

Moonlight Shadow Eclipse9 years ago
Does this remind anyone of soul eater and ebon?

omega11310 years ago
5th Invention-Fluffy Edible Teddy Bears

Longvn8 years ago
Fifth invention is pewdiepie clone......

MarksmanSpammer10 years ago
LOL "On the 5th month, God created the human" kind of..

BlueKittyCat16 days ago
Every 5th invention will be a orange

4amTeaTime9 years ago
I'll find a cure for cancer, a cure for any form of paralysis, invent the ultimate green vehicles, and something that re-stimulates senses (like TADA you're no longer blind son) then I will commit suicide. Bam.

Dino Kulic12 years ago
So i just count 4 good inventions and then invent something stupid

FROGU6 years ago
Every fifth invention is a anticriminal thing

sssssnakeman 9 years ago
Time to create robotmasters

DJLPbutton2last year
my 5th invention will only be evil to those who want to destroy the ones i love. It will be friendly to me and my mutuals no matter what. I love loopholes

#Cows_4_Life9 years ago
Every fifth time ill make something useless

Damian Grager12 years ago
Make 4 good inventions, then make something entirely useless for the fifth. Continue procedure for all of eternity

DragonfuryMH7 years ago
Make every sixth invention cancel out the evil purposes of the fifth invention.

Altair9 years ago
Every fith invention shakl be a new model of the potato charger.

tmroth8 years ago
every 5th invention will be a rattle

roflcopters7 years ago
THAT WALKS AROUND TOWN WITH A MEGAPHONE AND ANNOYS EVERYONE WITH THE LOUD RATTLING

spasticVocalist10 years ago
every fifth month I'll make a new kind of toilet paper
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