Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved
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oOBlakeOo9 years ago
Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)
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Polarize21129 years ago
I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes
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Manu250410 years ago
BATMAAAAAANNNNNN
I LOVED THIS QUESTION
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lilyanna11 years ago
WHAT. THE.HECK
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CrazyZebra11 years ago
But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
U are very crazy my friend
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Mark Slocum13 years ago
It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.
InfernoBlaze 10 years ago
Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm
This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...
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Ian Grow13 years ago
Is this parallel world Batman?
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jetday11 years ago
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Assassin Squid10 years ago
*cough* batman *cough*
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Colorfairy6 years ago
It said YOU cant harm him, but what about just getting a gun? The bullet harm"s him, not you. I have outsmarted life
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DJUndeadZ711 years ago
Pay a hitman
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LeilaniMonica9 years ago
damn! First of all i don't wanna be a detective and second of all my fighting skills do not have to be master only like bruce lee and third of all murderer adopting me f*cking not
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Dogizmaster10 years ago
Who wouldn't want to be Batman?
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coolkiller2411 years ago
arrest the dude (LOOPHOLE)
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uughdesequestions10 years ago
How about just not giving a fuck and catching him later as a fuckin ass and proving he killed ma parents
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spasticVocalist11 years ago
Then I just send him to jail for life. I am the world's greatest detective, after all.
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b3lastung9 years ago
No wtf
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Delta11 years ago
The 32% have very disapointed parents knowing there son or daughter wants to watch them die.
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YADONTSAY10 years ago
but what if someone else kills him #plottwist
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shaggy281212 years ago
I would cry if me parents got killed infront of me
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