Will You Press The Button?

Forever Alone9 years ago

Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu25048 years ago

If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer9 years ago

NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

This has Batman written all over it.

AF7 years ago

Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G9 years ago

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radmad9 years ago

but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm7 years ago

I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness29 days ago

What?

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago

It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.

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--------7 years ago

Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize21128 years ago

I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu25048 years ago

BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna9 years ago

WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra9 years ago

But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum12 years ago

It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 9 years ago

Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm

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Jonathan Dufour12 years ago

IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange12 years ago

This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow12 years ago

Is this parallel world Batman?

Slimgrady768 years ago

Batman!

Mercervirus2.011 years ago

get the evidence to convict him

brendickle9 years ago

my parents are dead, and ive got a big guy to throw down with

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

i think Im the only one who thought of Meg from Apollos Trials instead of batman ;-;

GopherBarney9 years ago

Batman with a twist

kanker3 years ago

funne

mr gutsy9 years ago

I will be able to kill his family ðŸ˜ˆ

Houseofbrick8 years ago

Wait... what?

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

Batman?

GregoryRJ89 years ago

Lure him into harm.

KuyaZakel9 years ago

No I will not!

Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf8 years ago

Soo... basically become Skulduggery Pleasant?

TheMLGDogeButtonPusher9 years ago

i just master it with youtube and keep my parents

Whale_biologist9 years ago

So batman but more brooding

Sgsb5 years ago

I AM THE NIGHT. I will become a symbol. I will become what I fear most. I will become intamacy man

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

I can't harm him, but my hired hit man can

ScarletViper10 years ago

Series of unfortunate events. Lol.

Efutue Fellatrix9 years ago

I'm Batman

Jason3687 years ago

Run away from home.

PhoenixWright9 years ago

I can't harm him I will make him walk onto a bridge that will break, Done murder sucessfully completed I got him to accidentally die

WeirdMango219 years ago

Cant harm him? Why?

WeirdMango219 years ago

You cant tell me what to do!

LovelyGalaxy998 years ago

One that sounded like batman 2. Tell an assassin that the person is horrible and pull the sob story and that person gets assassinated. Or maybe this person is nice to u