Become the world's greatest detective and gain master fighting skills
but
Your parents are killed in front of you, the man who killed them adopts you and you can't harm him.
I will not

L1berty_wind last year
我不能伤害并不代表我让别人伤害

Forever Alone 11 years ago
Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu2504 10 years ago
If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer 11 years ago
NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
This has Batman written all over it.

AF 8 years ago
Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G 11 years ago
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radmad 11 years ago
but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm 8 years ago
I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness last year
What?

Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago
Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard7646 9 years ago
It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.
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-------- 8 years ago
Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize2112 9 years ago
I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu2504 10 years ago
BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna 11 years ago
WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra 11 years ago
But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum 13 years ago
It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 10 years ago
Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm
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Jonathan Dufour 13 years ago
IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange 13 years ago
This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow 13 years ago
Is this parallel world Batman?

jetday 11 years ago
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Assassin Squid 10 years ago
*cough* batman *cough*

Colorfairy 6 years ago
It said YOU cant harm him, but what about just getting a gun? The bullet harm"s him, not you. I have outsmarted life

DJUndeadZ7 11 years ago
Pay a hitman

LeilaniMonica 9 years ago
damn! First of all i don't wanna be a detective and second of all my fighting skills do not have to be master only like bruce lee and third of all murderer adopting me f*cking not

Dogizmaster 10 years ago
Who wouldn't want to be Batman?

coolkiller24 11 years ago
arrest the dude (LOOPHOLE)

uughdesequestions 10 years ago
How about just not giving a fuck and catching him later as a fuckin ass and proving he killed ma parents

spasticVocalist 11 years ago
Then I just send him to jail for life. I am the world's greatest detective, after all.

b3lastung 9 years ago
No wtf

Delta 11 years ago
The 32% have very disapointed parents knowing there son or daughter wants to watch them die.

YADONTSAY 10 years ago
but what if someone else kills him #plottwist

shaggy2812 12 years ago
I would cry if me parents got killed infront of me

OssaBlu 4 months ago
我觉得这确实是可以化解的矛盾,但很重要的一个前提是他们收养我之后别再以各种方式伤害我了,但出于非限定性的话语,我只能希望这样....但或许我可以在将来躲他们躲得远远的?

Butt 11 years ago
I don't give a shot about my parents;)

ape44 10 years ago
I ONLY DIIDN'T PRESS WHEN I SAW "YOU CAN'T HARM HIM"

sharkmegis 5 years ago
that was dark

harris 11 years ago
i will be stress all of mylife

Penelopev15 9 years ago
Well my parents are already dead so......

Chrono 11 years ago
Contract some one to kill him

EN3RGY 7 years ago
What if they were killed by a hot woman

pil555 9 years ago
just run away and become homeless and get adopted again with some nice parents

Live to die 11 years ago
So!?! If they get cancer or something I can watch them suffer or have someone else kill them. I mean I'm already an orphan aren't I?

valeriejam AJ 10 years ago
what if he rapes u...............................

GeminiDivina 10 years ago
Sherlock, is that you?

slutofthefandoms 12 years ago
Downside reminds me kinda of series of unfortunate events.

yo brother 11 years ago
Doesnt say i cant hire a hitman does it 😎

Macoroni 9 years ago
Parents first

So sufistic8ed 11 years ago
My names jeff

235x0 3 years ago
Even if you tame me You Cannot Stop me
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