Will You Press The Button?

L1berty_wind last year

我不能伤害并不代表我让别人伤害

Forever Alone 11 years ago

Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu2504 10 years ago

If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer 11 years ago

NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

This has Batman written all over it.

AF 8 years ago

Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G 11 years ago

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radmad 11 years ago

but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm 8 years ago

I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness last year

What?

Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago

Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard7646 9 years ago

It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.

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-------- 8 years ago

Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago

Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize2112 9 years ago

I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu2504 10 years ago

BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna 11 years ago

WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra 11 years ago

But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum 13 years ago

It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 10 years ago

Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm

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Jonathan Dufour 13 years ago

IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange 13 years ago

This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow 13 years ago

Is this parallel world Batman?

Incoherentpickle 9 years ago

Sounds like cable

Chrono 11 years ago

It never said that you had to protect him

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago

ALPACA

Centrífuga 5 years ago

L from death note

Gaboseries 11 years ago

Si, this is basically Batman. In a Universe where Alfred killed his parents...

ROAndy2005 10 years ago

This QUESTION is so terrible!!!

Yaboyguy 6 years ago

Batman kidnapped edition

Derpydude 11 years ago

I wouldn't harm my adopted parent was if he was Michael bay

SohaRosario 9 years ago

Kill everyone he loves

18ferran 11 years ago

Isn't this basically batman except the killer adopts you thing

DivaPrincess 9 years ago

Just run away, or get him to punch you and call CPS.

faintpluto660 11 years ago

SO THIS IS LIKE A BATMAN THING

rolerfun 10 years ago

PLS BE DEADPOOL PLS PLS PLS PLS IF NOT HULK CUZ THAT WOUD BE AWSOME!

Mollywolly 12 years ago

Sooooooooooooooo... BATMAN!!!

kcoard 11 years ago

jessica jones

666Goodbye666 10 years ago

Kill his parents!

Derek Ross 13 years ago

Two things One is already dead and hed go to prison. Then id get emancipated. Big woop.

TGOE 2 years ago

Downside?

BurningSoup1 11 years ago

alfendi layton or professor layton in a way eh? anyone anyone ;-;

DNDNDND 9 years ago

I won't harm him I will just get someone else to harm him.

Vincent stats 11 years ago

Why Batman

ropoid 6 years ago

who said I couldn't leave him in a box for life alone

Darth Revan 11 years ago

What's stopping me?

Jag4life 9 years ago

Wait til your 18 hour no longer in his custody or have someone else kill

Bonnie The Bunny 11 years ago

My mam and dad...:'(

Ravenwolf 10 years ago

What if thats acually what happened to batman

10000horsepower 9 years ago

Let"s just pretend I got angry at my parents and the killer helped me.

lilzach24 11 years ago

Sherlock is gr8 m8

poseidon.rjk 10 years ago

See if you can find the 2 555555555557883925747844. If you did, close your eyes and make a wish. Then post this on 15 other comments. Hurry you have 20 minutes

TheNetherKingdom 8 years ago

it says specificly "You can't harm him", but didn't say anything about the police, FBI, other assasins and even murderers. And with your detective skills you can surely prove that the man who killed them is the culprit...

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