Will You Press The Button?

Forever Alone9 years ago

Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu25048 years ago

If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer9 years ago

NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

This has Batman written all over it.

AF7 years ago

Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G9 years ago

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radmad9 years ago

but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm7 years ago

I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness29 days ago

What?

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago

It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.

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--------7 years ago

Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize21128 years ago

I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu25048 years ago

BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna9 years ago

WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra9 years ago

But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum12 years ago

It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 9 years ago

Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm

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Jonathan Dufour12 years ago

IM BATMAN

Ian Grow12 years ago

Is this parallel world Batman?

Samantha LeStrange12 years ago

This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

AColdGuy4 years ago

XD poor parents

Ain't nobody got time for username 9 years ago

Nanananana batman kind of...

memandylov9 years ago

the killer would be my partner in crime

Michelle5438 years ago

Wtf no . i luv muy parents and the guy that killed them will pay : ) XD

Classic_Avenger10 years ago

who said that i cant hire a hitman after him?

valeriejam AJ9 years ago

what if he rapes u...............................

Sprinkles4EVA6 years ago

What if my parents were really sick and had to get euthanized and the doctor who did it felt pity on me and adopted me

Kar.Is.The.Star9 years ago

If I am a detective then I know criminals, and I would get them to kill the guy.

Bobbi9 years ago

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Squidsy7 years ago

If u are a master detective u could solve the case and arrest him

Genkiduro9 years ago

This is like Batman ... with a twist xD

Spiderp8 years ago

I hire someone else to do the harming for me. Loophole!

HAWK_11610 years ago

maybe my parents were abusive...

AthenaGirl38 years ago

That would honestly be a good story

Pokie1129 years ago

Well what if your parents were abusive and ass holes to everyone including animals

Krusek8 years ago

Pull a Huck Finn.

Indielast year

Hire a person to end him (too easy)

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf8 years ago

Whats the downside?

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Assassin Squid9 years ago

*cough* batman *cough*

Colorfairy4 years ago

It said YOU cant harm him, but what about just getting a gun? The bullet harm"s him, not you. I have outsmarted life

DJUndeadZ79 years ago

Pay a hitman

LeilaniMonica8 years ago

damn! First of all i don't wanna be a detective and second of all my fighting skills do not have to be master only like bruce lee and third of all murderer adopting me f*cking not

jetday9 years ago

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