Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved
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oOBlakeOo9 years ago
Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)
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Polarize21129 years ago
I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes
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Manu250410 years ago
BATMAAAAAANNNNNN
I LOVED THIS QUESTION
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lilyanna11 years ago
WHAT. THE.HECK
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CrazyZebra11 years ago
But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
U are very crazy my friend
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Mark Slocum13 years ago
It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.
InfernoBlaze 10 years ago
Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm
This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...
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Ian Grow13 years ago
Is this parallel world Batman?
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Jacksac9 years ago
Sounds like the plot for the next avengers movie.
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regenbogending11 years ago
i want to be sherlock, sorry mom
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Lokaghost10 years ago
I WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS PRESS THIS F*KING BUTTON!!!!!!!!
Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf9 years ago
*Sans rules*
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KidAstronomical8 years ago
DANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAAN
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Gamekid00811 years ago
I'm Batman, bitch! ALFRED YOU BASTARD
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the_fat_bro11 years ago
If you kill a killer the same amount of killers are still in the world, so in other words don't stop at one.
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Hoshuah9 years ago
Sounds almost like Batman
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creepershane11 years ago
Fuck no I like my mother alive thank u very much
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JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD10 years ago
Upside? Like I"d want to be a detective anyway.. I could risk dying, losing my parents, AND get adopted my some mad, delusional killer? I don't think so thank you very much.
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Mercervirus2.012 years ago
get the evidence to convict him
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Incoherentpickle9 years ago
Sounds like cable
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Chrono11 years ago
It never said that you had to protect him
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xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx10 years ago
ALPACA
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Centrífuga5 years ago
L from death note
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Gaboseries11 years ago
Si, this is basically Batman. In a Universe where Alfred killed his parents...
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ROAndy200510 years ago
This QUESTION is so terrible!!!
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Yaboyguy6 years ago
Batman kidnapped edition
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Derpydude11 years ago
I wouldn't harm my adopted parent was if he was Michael bay
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SohaRosario9 years ago
Kill everyone he loves
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18ferran11 years ago
Isn't this basically batman except the killer adopts you thing
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DivaPrincess9 years ago
Just run away, or get him to punch you and call CPS.
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faintpluto66011 years ago
SO THIS IS LIKE A BATMAN THING
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rolerfun10 years ago
PLS BE DEADPOOL PLS PLS PLS PLS IF NOT HULK CUZ THAT WOUD BE AWSOME!
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Mollywolly12 years ago
Sooooooooooooooo... BATMAN!!!
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kcoard11 years ago
jessica jones
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666Goodbye66610 years ago
Kill his parents!
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Derek Ross13 years ago
Two things
One is already dead
and
hed go to prison. Then id get emancipated. Big woop.
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TGOE2 years ago
Downside?
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BurningSoup111 years ago
alfendi layton or professor layton in a way eh? anyone anyone ;-;
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DNDNDND9 years ago
I won't harm him I will just get someone else to harm him.
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