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Your parents are killed in front of you, the man who killed them adopts you and you can't harm him.
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L1berty_wind last year
我不能伤害并不代表我让别人伤害

Forever Alone 11 years ago
Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu2504 10 years ago
If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer 11 years ago
NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
This has Batman written all over it.

AF 8 years ago
Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G 11 years ago
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radmad 11 years ago
but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm 8 years ago
I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness last year
What?

Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago
Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard7646 9 years ago
It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.
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-------- 8 years ago
Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize2112 9 years ago
I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu2504 10 years ago
BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna 11 years ago
WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra 11 years ago
But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum 13 years ago
It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 10 years ago
Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm
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Jonathan Dufour 13 years ago
IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange 13 years ago
This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow 13 years ago
Is this parallel world Batman?

Jacksac 9 years ago
Sounds like the plot for the next avengers movie.

regenbogending 11 years ago
i want to be sherlock, sorry mom

Lokaghost 10 years ago
I WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS PRESS THIS F*KING BUTTON!!!!!!!!

Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf 9 years ago
*Sans rules*

KidAstronomical 8 years ago
DANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAAN

Gamekid008 11 years ago
I'm Batman, bitch! ALFRED YOU BASTARD

the_fat_bro 11 years ago
If you kill a killer the same amount of killers are still in the world, so in other words don't stop at one.

Hoshuah 9 years ago
Sounds almost like Batman

creepershane 11 years ago
Fuck no I like my mother alive thank u very much

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD 10 years ago
Upside? Like I"d want to be a detective anyway.. I could risk dying, losing my parents, AND get adopted my some mad, delusional killer? I don't think so thank you very much.

Mercervirus2.0 12 years ago
get the evidence to convict him

Incoherentpickle 9 years ago
Sounds like cable

Chrono 11 years ago
It never said that you had to protect him

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
ALPACA

Centrífuga 5 years ago
L from death note

Gaboseries 11 years ago
Si, this is basically Batman. In a Universe where Alfred killed his parents...

ROAndy2005 10 years ago
This QUESTION is so terrible!!!

Yaboyguy 6 years ago
Batman kidnapped edition

Derpydude 11 years ago
I wouldn't harm my adopted parent was if he was Michael bay

SohaRosario 9 years ago
Kill everyone he loves

18ferran 11 years ago
Isn't this basically batman except the killer adopts you thing

DivaPrincess 9 years ago
Just run away, or get him to punch you and call CPS.

faintpluto660 11 years ago
SO THIS IS LIKE A BATMAN THING

rolerfun 10 years ago
PLS BE DEADPOOL PLS PLS PLS PLS IF NOT HULK CUZ THAT WOUD BE AWSOME!

Mollywolly 12 years ago
Sooooooooooooooo... BATMAN!!!

kcoard 11 years ago
jessica jones

666Goodbye666 10 years ago
Kill his parents!

Derek Ross 13 years ago
Two things One is already dead and hed go to prison. Then id get emancipated. Big woop.

TGOE 2 years ago
Downside?

BurningSoup1 11 years ago
alfendi layton or professor layton in a way eh? anyone anyone ;-;

DNDNDND 9 years ago
I won't harm him I will just get someone else to harm him.
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