Will You Press The Button?

You gain riches beyond imagination...

but

...you can never have sex ever again.

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brooooo_569 years ago

*somewhere in the distance, all asexuals are laughing hysterically*

AceCat4000last year

*asexual snickering*

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GLIZZYNATORISM8 months ago

Easy one, money

Jaydenhasgumlast year

I don’t like it so yes I am taking this money.

Eternal_8702 years ago

Ace be like oh no what ever shall I do oh well guess that's life lol

Nina952last year

Wizard here we go

markayla3139 years ago

Can't miss something that you never participated in.

SadSatan-Chan-Kawaii-poison8 years ago

Same tho

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PrisGamer4 years ago

Jokes on you! I have never had or never will have sex!

bertofoda58 years ago

I'm just a fucking child

autistic114 years ago

same and I'm also a child 11 years

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tem128 years ago

i dont like sex :D

gfxhdt8 years ago

I see no downside

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Exactly

amjsandwich8 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care

PhoenixTheFurry3 years ago

All the asexuals

annabethchase048 years ago

ill be virgin forever then

Milicende4 years ago

Yea, it"s not bad

read this comment you scrub9 years ago

So basically be trump

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

His children are clones.

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ham26299 years ago

FINE WITH ME! *Buys Edward Elric body Pillow*

BreadCat9 years ago

I'LL JUST CASUALLY DO THE SAME HERE DONT MIND M E-

SammyGerald8 years ago

FUCK NO. As a man I NEED TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO IT TO STAY SANE

Milicende4 years ago

Men don't NEED to do it, you don't need too, you are just flimsy

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MasterOrange7 years ago

Basically my life

Dat_boi_sans8 years ago

Bitch Asexual*Laughs hysterically*

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Who cares about sex when you got money

Sansaboy9 years ago

Does masturbation count?

Donald trump will kill humanity9 years ago

Robot penis?

bloodyblade8 years ago

what about dildos?

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Laon Koura12 years ago

asexual so HA!

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

same

Charles017 years ago

*Porn*

bloodyblade8 years ago

have sex before then get rich done

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG Y WOULD U WANT TI DO DAT U PEPES DISGUSTING!!!!!

YoshiKoopa7 years ago

Religi-loser

Cracka-a-lackin2 years ago

*cackles in asexual again*

Ethan_the_gamer7027 years ago

I don't do sex I don't fucking care for it

BenDaBoss9 years ago

Ehhhhhhhh, probably worth it. I mean, I could cure cancer with that much

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Just finish it up then click the button

JarradScott5 years ago

I mean, I see no downside here, just a richer me

Masterofthewaifus8 years ago

Least I got my hentai...

bloodyblade8 years ago

oh yes but what about *cough cough* FU *cough* TA?

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I never get laid anyway so, guess I'll settle for being rich.

tylerthetyrant4 years ago

i dont have sex in the first place haha

epic971016 years ago

eh I'm not pressing it

I_need_a_name8 years ago

What about protected sex😂

YoshiKoopa7 years ago

I DON'T NEED SEX MOM I HAVE FORTNITE

Zander_said_hi8 years ago

Other pleasures.

swanfantasy7 years ago

YAS!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

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CoralineXander7 years ago

Oral is a lovely thing.

mintmammallast month

I LOVE BEING AROACE

Epic_Elite7 years ago

most people chose to have sex over money

BlAt208 years ago

Nothing about self pleaseing

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Spekman26 years ago

Wait you guys are getting paid

Meep111118 years ago

There are kids here. Who have no desire to have sex. Or romantic partners. Or kids.

KookieJoonieHobiYoonChimJinV7 years ago

Sex isn't everything and we did discover masterbation so

Sojinx9 years ago

Fuck sex when you can drive Ferraris everywhere

Jaredisafag7 years ago

Dick

Dark224 years ago

JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT

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