Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

30285 (43%) 40901 (57%)

30285 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 40901 (57%) did not.

You gain riches beyond imagination...

but

...you can never have sex ever again.

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brooooo_56 10 years ago

*somewhere in the distance, all asexuals are laughing hysterically*

AceCat4000 3 years ago

*asexual snickering*

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markayla313 10 years ago

Can't miss something that you never participated in.

SadSatan-Chan-Kawaii-poison 9 years ago

Same tho

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Jaydenhasgum 3 years ago

I don’t like it so yes I am taking this money.

Eternal_870 3 years ago

Ace be like oh no what ever shall I do oh well guess that's life lol

GLIZZYNATORISM 2 years ago

Easy one, money

PrisGamer 6 years ago

Jokes on you! I have never had or never will have sex!

bertofoda5 10 years ago

I'm just a fucking child

Duolingo 7 months ago

Some parents let kids cuss like mine. I was allowed to cuss since I was 5.

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Nina952 3 years ago

Wizard here we go

gfxhdt 10 years ago

I see no downside

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Exactly

tem12 9 years ago

i dont like sex :D

amjsandwich 10 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care

annabethchase04 9 years ago

ill be virgin forever then

Milicende 6 years ago

Yea, it"s not bad

PhoenixTheFurry 4 years ago

All the asexuals

read this comment you scrub 10 years ago

So basically be trump

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

His children are clones.

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ham2629 10 years ago

FINE WITH ME! *Buys Edward Elric body Pillow*

BreadCat 10 years ago

I'LL JUST CASUALLY DO THE SAME HERE DONT MIND M E-

SammyGerald 10 years ago

FUCK NO. As a man I NEED TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO IT TO STAY SANE

Milicende 6 years ago

Men don't NEED to do it, you don't need too, you are just flimsy

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MasterOrange 9 years ago

Basically my life

Dat_boi_sans 9 years ago

Bitch Asexual*Laughs hysterically*

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Who cares about sex when you got money

Sansaboy 10 years ago

Does masturbation count?

Donald trump will kill humanity 10 years ago

Robot penis?

bloodyblade 9 years ago

what about dildos?

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Laon Koura 13 years ago

asexual so HA!

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

same

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

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CoralineXander 8 years ago

Oral is a lovely thing.

BlAt20 10 years ago

Nothing about self pleaseing

mintmammal 2 years ago

I LOVE BEING AROACE

Epic_Elite 9 years ago

most people chose to have sex over money

Meep11111 9 years ago

There are kids here. Who have no desire to have sex. Or romantic partners. Or kids.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Spekman2 7 years ago

Wait you guys are getting paid

KookieJoonieHobiYoonChimJinV 8 years ago

Sex isn't everything and we did discover masterbation so

Jaredisafag 9 years ago

Dick

Sojinx 10 years ago

Fuck sex when you can drive Ferraris everywhere

Dark22 6 years ago

JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Break the rules & just fuck anyway.

ErenGaming 8 years ago

I’m just a kid lol. And if I wanted a child adoption is still an option. So haha

Canadianpanda 10 years ago

I nt to fuck its freedom of fucking

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

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PipisEnjoyer1997 last year

FREE [kromer]

Hgghgg33 9 years ago

Dosent matter had sex

Bono1 3 years ago

Ace!

Speedomcqueen_YT 9 years ago

HELL NO

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

So I get to be a ridiculously rich virgin for the rest of my life? HELL YA!

Buttplug2000 9 years ago

You could buy so many brazzers accounts

JudeAyers 9 years ago

wooooowwwww

Rolldroller 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

hai. fuck you. i dont want any little sisters in mai room. OH NO! SINCE YOU READ THIS ROLLERDROLLER YOU WILL NOW BE FUCKED BY MISTER B IF YOU DONT STOP THE CHAINMAIL

Olookatme 6 years ago

*girlfriend moans in the closet Me: shut up I trynna have sex

Zan 8 years ago

they didnt say anything about bj"s, anal, wanking, just no puss and you can externily fertalise

o0xDamianx0o 10 years ago

Its not all that pleasing for me anyways

Jacsterman_84 9 years ago

Key word again

moistcr1TiKaLttv 6 years ago

i love sex. who doesn't.

Bono1 3 years ago

Me.

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