Will You Press The Button?

brooooo_56 10 years ago

*somewhere in the distance, all asexuals are laughing hysterically*

AceCat4000 3 years ago

*asexual snickering*

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markayla313 10 years ago

Can't miss something that you never participated in.

SadSatan-Chan-Kawaii-poison 9 years ago

Same tho

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Jaydenhasgum 3 years ago

I don’t like it so yes I am taking this money.

Eternal_870 3 years ago

Ace be like oh no what ever shall I do oh well guess that's life lol

GLIZZYNATORISM 2 years ago

Easy one, money

PrisGamer 6 years ago

Jokes on you! I have never had or never will have sex!

bertofoda5 10 years ago

I'm just a fucking child

Duolingo 7 months ago

Some parents let kids cuss like mine. I was allowed to cuss since I was 5.

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Nina952 3 years ago

Wizard here we go

gfxhdt 10 years ago

I see no downside

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Exactly

tem12 9 years ago

i dont like sex :D

amjsandwich 10 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care

annabethchase04 9 years ago

ill be virgin forever then

Milicende 6 years ago

Yea, it"s not bad

PhoenixTheFurry 4 years ago

All the asexuals

read this comment you scrub 10 years ago

So basically be trump

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

His children are clones.

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ham2629 10 years ago

FINE WITH ME! *Buys Edward Elric body Pillow*

BreadCat 10 years ago

I'LL JUST CASUALLY DO THE SAME HERE DONT MIND M E-

SammyGerald 10 years ago

FUCK NO. As a man I NEED TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO IT TO STAY SANE

Milicende 6 years ago

Men don't NEED to do it, you don't need too, you are just flimsy

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MasterOrange 9 years ago

Basically my life

Dat_boi_sans 9 years ago

Bitch Asexual*Laughs hysterically*

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Who cares about sex when you got money

Sansaboy 10 years ago

Does masturbation count?

Donald trump will kill humanity 10 years ago

Robot penis?

bloodyblade 9 years ago

what about dildos?

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Laon Koura 13 years ago

asexual so HA!

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

same

ErenGaming 8 years ago

I’m just a kid lol. And if I wanted a child adoption is still an option. So haha

Canadianpanda 10 years ago

I nt to fuck its freedom of fucking

Hgghgg33 9 years ago

Dosent matter had sex

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

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PipisEnjoyer1997 last year

FREE [kromer]

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

So I get to be a ridiculously rich virgin for the rest of my life? HELL YA!

Bono1 3 years ago

Ace!

Speedomcqueen_YT 9 years ago

HELL NO

Olookatme 6 years ago

*girlfriend moans in the closet Me: shut up I trynna have sex

Buttplug2000 9 years ago

You could buy so many brazzers accounts

JudeAyers 9 years ago

wooooowwwww

Rolldroller 11 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

hai. fuck you. i dont want any little sisters in mai room. OH NO! SINCE YOU READ THIS ROLLERDROLLER YOU WILL NOW BE FUCKED BY MISTER B IF YOU DONT STOP THE CHAINMAIL

o0xDamianx0o 10 years ago

Its not all that pleasing for me anyways

Zan 8 years ago

they didnt say anything about bj"s, anal, wanking, just no puss and you can externily fertalise

Jacsterman_84 9 years ago

Key word again

moistcr1TiKaLttv 6 years ago

i love sex. who doesn't.

Bono1 3 years ago

Me.

Apotato 8 years ago

Downside?

grdavis 10 years ago

Don't care dor sex anyways. BIOM.

Richierich 9 years ago

Christian

11357533 10 years ago

Just pay someone

Maria-slut 7 months ago

But conceptually, what is love and what is sex? If I can't insert others, can others insert me? Will I become a monster without anus in ancient legends? But modern people can make love with their mouths and fists.