You gain all the powers of superman
but
you can not control them
I will not


Squakz9 years ago
Oh sorry my Lasers burned your house

imavirginnn4 years ago
it"s just a prank bro, chill
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The Nerdy Villager9 years ago
Fuck, I lasered my own penis!

Awesometiger37 years ago
Hahhahahahahahahhahahaahahaahaahahaaaha i could not stop laughing, i showed my sis we could not stop laughing
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Imaunicornshh9 years ago
me: Watch out! *Hits old lady* Old lady: OUCH Me: Sorry! News reporter: A girl has been flying around running into old ladies and burning houses down!

SautiyaAckerman8 years ago
yesss

Kabam12349 years ago
Screw it I'll be batman

Nasho4 years ago
Oh no not your parents
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Rybot6668 years ago
Isn't one of superman"s powers the ability to control his powers?

AimForTheFace20067 years ago
That"s not necessarily a power...
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Steve-Gaming9 years ago
going BLEEEE-IZZZIP-BLAHWOOO everywhere is not worth it

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago
Just reading this made my freaking day
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Reina Ryugu12 years ago
WELL THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
it never said you can't train
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Jako90568 years ago
*jerking of and having a good time when sudenly i rip of my dick* "i regeret every dessision i have ever made..."

lordmogul7 years ago
Nah, the dick is super too. But everytime you cum you'll get a new window.

Conjurment6 years ago
I can learn to control it says I cant control them. It never said I couldn't learn how to control them

RGPZ7 years ago
I Bet You Most Ppl Only Pressed This Button Because They Wanted To Be General Zod

RGPZ7 years ago
Fuck Superman Its All About Batman Nightwing Deadpool Green Lantern Cyborg Iron Man Captain America Spiderman And Black Panther

LeonardoGolp7 years ago
How can Batman beat Superman

RGPZ7 years ago
Amor Made Out Of Titanium
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MrAwesomeV17 years ago
Then what"s the point

lordmogul7 years ago
Sounds like fun.

DragonEXE7 years ago
Me: Well you gotta have a opinion abo. . . Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. Friend: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT! Me: the damn button

Dippy_Fresh8 years ago
When you"re feeding your cat you could accidentally laser eye them

DragonEXE7 years ago
At least you got some Chinese food

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
Will you marry me? HOLY FUCK I JUST SHOT LAZERS THROUGH YOUR SKULL, FUCK!

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
I lazered the entire city. And blew up your moms mind and super stank the woods and imploded your dick

Bashkash9 years ago
Ehc that's ok

Sylvia Romance9 years ago
As my cousin would've probably said "What's the point!?"

Ishshxhsjajhs3 years ago
Oh no I spelled my coffe in my penis again bc I’m too fast :(

LgRebel8 years ago
nope

DogWalk139 years ago
So... I'm an unstoppable killing machine? I see no downsides.

Death Gun9 years ago
So kid superman?

Maggie11 years ago
Don't like him anyway.

Ayisyen12347 years ago
I will learn

Fennec_the_whovian3 months ago
could always learn to control em

FT6FG6T9 years ago
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ThatGuyThatGamesALot9 years ago
You can be like: "i dont give a fuck, about yo shit, ooooooooooh"

BomberEEE4 years ago
*me getting a 1000000 dollar house* my laser eyes: ima bout to ruin this whole man"s career

jackfoot7 10 years ago
"With great power comes with great responsibilities"- Uncle Ben Can't do it that with uncontrollable powers.

AimForTheFace20067 years ago
What? Do I just randomly start lasering people in the street, or breathing on people to freeze them at random? That"s... strange.

tottaly not a virus... trust me im a fox9 years ago
shit i burned my computer

Lucas Maassen12 years ago
It will be mad fun! I just go and stand in the classroom, and then, BAM I fly, blow up the school, see through everything and all the other super shit. Yep, I sure wanna experience that.

Mister-E8 years ago
I just imagined myself gmod-ing into the sun

cadcrafter9 years ago
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dolphinlover6099 years ago
this don't make any sense

TrinityDahl8 years ago
*closes laptop* crap..... I smashed my laptop in half and slammed it threw my bed and floor

valarmorghulis9 years ago
can be real fun, fuck it, you only live once

VertexVelox2 years ago
hell yeah. "oops sorry i shot a laser through your new phone"

jmanthedestroyer9 years ago
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ignitedrik7 years ago
Wait but what about flight and super strength? Are you not able to control where you fly or what you hit?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
not that he could at first.....im assuming this means i have to learn how. if i cant, im indestructible anyways.*ges to hall of mirrors* oh ........

starlight669 years ago
MY DREAM IS TO HAVE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS HAPPEN

looplolpop11 years ago
That would be insane,supes himself says that with great power comes- Oh wait. Heh,69%.

ozolongo9 years ago
Superhulk?

Friendlymouse8 years ago
Then learn to. Duh.

Birdpoopofficial4 years ago
imagine having a staring contest and then you activate laser eyes haha

Ajmbottorff9 years ago
No. I could hurt anyone and I would not even enjoy it

creeperkiller9k9 years ago
well I do not to laser "anything" off ;)

Sceptiledude9 years ago
Imagine this to those who clicked the button. Your on a date with the guy/girl of your dream or bf/gf and you burn their face off

Lchil10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Cerberus9 years ago
What the hell, what are you trying to do write Moby Dick
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