Me: Well you gotta have a opinion abo. . . Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. Friend: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT! Me: the damn button
Loading replies...
Dippy_Fresh8 years ago
When you"re feeding your cat you could accidentally laser eye them
DragonEXE7 years ago
At least you got some Chinese food
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
Will you marry me? HOLY FUCK I JUST SHOT LAZERS THROUGH YOUR SKULL, FUCK!
Loading replies...
BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
I lazered the entire city. And blew up your moms mind and super stank the woods and imploded your dick
Bashkash9 years ago
Ehc that's ok
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
WBGrock9 years ago
Can i get the powers of Bizarro instead?
Loading replies...
Shadowpuppy3 years ago
So you’re just invincible
Loading replies...
rylan frazier9 years ago
I shot down Santa's slay with my lasers and left it for all the little kids to see well now it is true there is no Santa clause
Loading replies...
fredrgud10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Loading replies...
dolphinlover6099 years ago
wow! hello there taylor swift! POW! oops, my uncontrollable super powers made me punch you in the face... i'm SO sorry...
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
Steve-Gaming9 years ago
read
*someone kisses me*
you were not lying
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
CruelFerret4 years ago
Why would I WANT superman"s powers? He sucks!!!
Loading replies...
scheuerman10 years ago
Purpleunicorn:Kill yourself
Loading replies...
deadpoolorder667 years ago
Superman’s power to control his power
Loading replies...
SpookyRabbit9 years ago
*me being super akward while floating up the toilets* This is awsome.
Loading replies...
Aiden McEwing9 years ago
Aw man burnt my tablet
Loading replies...
Sylvia Romance9 years ago
As my cousin would've probably said "What's the point!?"
Loading replies...
Ishshxhsjajhs3 years ago
Oh no I spelled my coffe in my penis again bc I’m too fast :(
Loading replies...
LgRebel8 years ago
nope
Loading replies...
DogWalk139 years ago
So... I'm an unstoppable killing machine? I see no downsides.
Loading replies...
Death Gun9 years ago
So kid superman?
Loading replies...
Maggie11 years ago
Don't like him anyway.
Loading replies...
Ayisyen12347 years ago
I will learn
Loading replies...
Fennec_the_whovian3 months ago
could always learn to control em
Loading replies...
FT6FG6T9 years ago
hjjhjiu7yjuyujokyojkyokjyukop
Loading replies...
ThatGuyThatGamesALot9 years ago
You can be like: "i dont give a fuck, about yo shit, ooooooooooh"
Loading replies...
BomberEEE4 years ago
*me getting a 1000000 dollar house* my laser eyes: ima bout to ruin this whole man"s career
Loading replies...
tottaly not a virus... trust me im a fox9 years ago
shit i burned my computer
Loading replies...
jackfoot7 10 years ago
"With great power comes with great responsibilities"- Uncle Ben
Can't do it that with uncontrollable powers.
Loading replies...
AimForTheFace20067 years ago
What? Do I just randomly start lasering people in the street, or breathing on people to freeze them at random? That"s... strange.
Loading replies...
Lucas Maassen12 years ago
It will be mad fun! I just go and stand in the classroom, and then, BAM I fly, blow up the school, see through everything and all the other super shit. Yep, I sure wanna experience that.
133 Comments
Login or register to comment
© WillYouPressTheButton.com • since 2013
Stats • Contact Us • EULA • Privacy policy