Will You Press The Button?

Squakz9 years ago

Oh sorry my Lasers burned your house

imavirginnn4 years ago

it"s just a prank bro, chill

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The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

Fuck, I lasered my own penis!

Awesometiger37 years ago

Hahhahahahahahahhahahaahahaahaahahaaaha i could not stop laughing, i showed my sis we could not stop laughing

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Imaunicornshh9 years ago

me: Watch out! *Hits old lady* Old lady: OUCH Me: Sorry! News reporter: A girl has been flying around running into old ladies and burning houses down!

SautiyaAckerman8 years ago

yesss

Kabam12349 years ago

Screw it I'll be batman

Nasho4 years ago

Oh no not your parents

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Rybot6668 years ago

Isn't one of superman"s powers the ability to control his powers?

AimForTheFace20067 years ago

That"s not necessarily a power...

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Steve-Gaming9 years ago

going BLEEEE-IZZZIP-BLAHWOOO everywhere is not worth it

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago

Just reading this made my freaking day

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Reina Ryugu12 years ago

WELL THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

it never said you can't train

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Jako90568 years ago

*jerking of and having a good time when sudenly i rip of my dick* "i regeret every dessision i have ever made..."

lordmogul7 years ago

Nah, the dick is super too. But everytime you cum you'll get a new window.

Conjurment6 years ago

I can learn to control it says I cant control them. It never said I couldn't learn how to control them

RGPZ7 years ago

I Bet You Most Ppl Only Pressed This Button Because They Wanted To Be General Zod

RGPZ7 years ago

Fuck Superman Its All About Batman Nightwing Deadpool Green Lantern Cyborg Iron Man Captain America Spiderman And Black Panther

LeonardoGolp7 years ago

How can Batman beat Superman

RGPZ7 years ago

Amor Made Out Of Titanium

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MrAwesomeV17 years ago

Then what"s the point

lordmogul7 years ago

Sounds like fun.

DragonEXE7 years ago

Me: Well you gotta have a opinion abo. . . Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. Friend: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT! Me: the damn button

Dippy_Fresh8 years ago

When you"re feeding your cat you could accidentally laser eye them

DragonEXE7 years ago

At least you got some Chinese food

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

Will you marry me? HOLY FUCK I JUST SHOT LAZERS THROUGH YOUR SKULL, FUCK!

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago

I lazered the entire city. And blew up your moms mind and super stank the woods and imploded your dick

Bashkash9 years ago

Ehc that's ok

fredrgud10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

rylan frazier9 years ago

I shot down Santa's slay with my lasers and left it for all the little kids to see well now it is true there is no Santa clause

Conner Wolf12 years ago

Learn

dolphinlover6099 years ago

wow! hello there taylor swift! POW! oops, my uncontrollable super powers made me punch you in the face... i'm SO sorry...

braydenisswag8 years ago

what?

SupeCrazyRooster9 years ago

Then I don't need the powers

RESPEZlast year

so I just fuckin... kill everyone?

Supermegaman649 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Steve-Gaming9 years ago

read *someone kisses me* you were not lying

CruelFerret4 years ago

Why would I WANT superman"s powers? He sucks!!!

FT6FG6T9 years ago

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deadpoolorder667 years ago

Superman’s power to control his power

SpookyRabbit9 years ago

*me being super akward while floating up the toilets* This is awsome.

scheuerman10 years ago

Purpleunicorn:Kill yourself

Aiden McEwing9 years ago

Aw man burnt my tablet

Ishshxhsjajhs3 years ago

Oh no I spelled my coffe in my penis again bc I’m too fast :(

LgRebel8 years ago

nope

Sylvia Romance9 years ago

As my cousin would've probably said "What's the point!?"

DogWalk139 years ago

So... I'm an unstoppable killing machine? I see no downsides.

Maggie11 years ago

Don't like him anyway.

Ayisyen12347 years ago

I will learn

Death Gun9 years ago

So kid superman?

Fennec_the_whovian3 months ago

could always learn to control em

ThatGuyThatGamesALot9 years ago

You can be like: "i dont give a fuck, about yo shit, ooooooooooh"

BomberEEE4 years ago

*me getting a 1000000 dollar house* my laser eyes: ima bout to ruin this whole man"s career

FT6FG6T9 years ago

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AimForTheFace20067 years ago

What? Do I just randomly start lasering people in the street, or breathing on people to freeze them at random? That"s... strange.

tottaly not a virus... trust me im a fox9 years ago

shit i burned my computer

jackfoot7 10 years ago

"With great power comes with great responsibilities"- Uncle Ben Can't do it that with uncontrollable powers.

cadcrafter9 years ago

L: I'm beautiful? Boy: Girl: You always want to be with me rnBoy? NornGirl: I think rnBoy: NornGirl: If you take the awayrnBoy, we must mourn. nornShe'd heard enough pain, but no ...... grabbed eyesrnThe armrnBoy tears in her son is gone, you do not have e...[Show full comment]

dolphinlover6099 years ago

this don't make any sense

Lucas Maassen12 years ago

It will be mad fun! I just go and stand in the classroom, and then, BAM I fly, blow up the school, see through everything and all the other super shit. Yep, I sure wanna experience that.

Mister-E8 years ago

I just imagined myself gmod-ing into the sun

VertexVelox2 years ago

hell yeah. "oops sorry i shot a laser through your new phone"

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