Will You Press The Button?

Squakz 11 years ago

Oh sorry my Lasers burned your house

imavirginnn 5 years ago

it"s just a prank bro, chill

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The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago

Fuck, I lasered my own penis!

Awesometiger3 9 years ago

Hahhahahahahahahhahahaahahaahaahahaaaha i could not stop laughing, i showed my sis we could not stop laughing

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Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

me: Watch out! *Hits old lady* Old lady: OUCH Me: Sorry! News reporter: A girl has been flying around running into old ladies and burning houses down!

SautiyaAckerman 9 years ago

yesss

Kabam1234 11 years ago

Screw it I'll be batman

Nasho 6 years ago

Oh no not your parents

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Rybot666 9 years ago

Isn't one of superman"s powers the ability to control his powers?

AimForTheFace2006 8 years ago

That"s not necessarily a power...

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Steve-Gaming 11 years ago

going BLEEEE-IZZZIP-BLAHWOOO everywhere is not worth it

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago

Just reading this made my freaking day

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Reina Ryugu 13 years ago

WELL THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

it never said you can't train

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Jako9056 9 years ago

*jerking of and having a good time when sudenly i rip of my dick* "i regeret every dessision i have ever made..."

lordmogul 9 years ago

Nah, the dick is super too. But everytime you cum you'll get a new window.

RGPZ 8 years ago

I Bet You Most Ppl Only Pressed This Button Because They Wanted To Be General Zod

RGPZ 8 years ago

Fuck Superman Its All About Batman Nightwing Deadpool Green Lantern Cyborg Iron Man Captain America Spiderman And Black Panther

LeonardoGolp 9 years ago

How can Batman beat Superman

RGPZ 8 years ago

Amor Made Out Of Titanium

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MrAwesomeV1 9 years ago

Then what"s the point

lordmogul 9 years ago

Sounds like fun.

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Me: Well you gotta have a opinion abo. . . Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. Friend: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT! Me: the damn button

Dippy_Fresh 10 years ago

When you"re feeding your cat you could accidentally laser eye them

DragonEXE 9 years ago

At least you got some Chinese food

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you marry me? HOLY FUCK I JUST SHOT LAZERS THROUGH YOUR SKULL, FUCK!

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

I lazered the entire city. And blew up your moms mind and super stank the woods and imploded your dick

Bashkash 10 years ago

Ehc that's ok

deadpoolorder66 9 years ago

Superman’s power to control his power

SpookyRabbit 11 years ago

*me being super akward while floating up the toilets* This is awsome.

scheuerman 11 years ago

Purpleunicorn:Kill yourself

Aiden McEwing 11 years ago

Aw man burnt my tablet

Ishshxhsjajhs 4 years ago

Oh no I spelled my coffe in my penis again bc I’m too fast :(

LgRebel 10 years ago

nope

Sylvia Romance 11 years ago

As my cousin would've probably said "What's the point!?"

DogWalk13 11 years ago

So... I'm an unstoppable killing machine? I see no downsides.

Maggie 12 years ago

Don't like him anyway.

Ayisyen1234 9 years ago

I will learn

Death Gun 11 years ago

So kid superman?

Fennec_the_whovian 2 years ago

could always learn to control em

ThatGuyThatGamesALot 11 years ago

You can be like: "i dont give a fuck, about yo shit, ooooooooooh"

BomberEEE 6 years ago

*me getting a 1000000 dollar house* my laser eyes: ima bout to ruin this whole man"s career

FT6FG6T 10 years ago

hjjhjiu7yjuyujokyojkyokjyukop

AimForTheFace2006 8 years ago

What? Do I just randomly start lasering people in the street, or breathing on people to freeze them at random? That"s... strange.

tottaly not a virus... trust me im a fox 11 years ago

shit i burned my computer

jackfoot7 11 years ago

"With great power comes with great responsibilities"- Uncle Ben Can't do it that with uncontrollable powers.

cadcrafter 11 years ago

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dolphinlover609 11 years ago

this don't make any sense

Lucas Maassen 13 years ago

It will be mad fun! I just go and stand in the classroom, and then, BAM I fly, blow up the school, see through everything and all the other super shit. Yep, I sure wanna experience that.

Mister-E 9 years ago

I just imagined myself gmod-ing into the sun

valarmorghulis 11 years ago

can be real fun, fuck it, you only live once

VertexVelox 4 years ago

hell yeah. "oops sorry i shot a laser through your new phone"

TrinityDahl 10 years ago

*closes laptop* crap..... I smashed my laptop in half and slammed it threw my bed and floor

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

not that he could at first.....im assuming this means i have to learn how. if i cant, im indestructible anyways.*ges to hall of mirrors* oh ........

jmanthedestroyer 11 years ago

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