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charlied5858 11 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood 9 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord 2 years ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe 9 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf18 9 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle 9 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

Thomas Breslin-peel 13 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k61486 4 years ago

coooooool

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KevinTOC 8 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Undertale4me 10 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

evilman987 11 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi 11 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus' 11 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

Tepignite 9 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper 10 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot 10 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian9303 8 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines225 8 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie678 10 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Felicia Smith 13 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Hoods 11 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 10 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb 13 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison 13 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel 9 years ago

or stab-nosed

num1goonlord 2 years ago

what five-year old wrote this.

ApocalypseGaming 10 years ago

Tsubaki becomes my nose? YES!

DesertEagle 9 years ago

Having a grenade for a nose 👃 probably would not end well for anybody

HamHam03 11 years ago

What if the weapon looked like my nose?

Moneyforlife 10 years ago

Git a fake nose

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

My nose is a goddamn crossbow

Allyournamessuck 9 years ago

Nobody messes with a guy who has Gatling Gun for a nose

XxEpicFoxyxX 11 years ago

whats the point of tapping people with your nose?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

... my neck would break...

Chris Larson 13 years ago

So if i want a noes that turns into a time stopping gun i can has it

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago

worth it

amazballs124 10 years ago

Bro you could have a mini gun firing rapid lasers out of your nose. What"s the dwonfall

Alex Hickey 13 years ago

my SMAW schnoz

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

My weapon of chois: A knife despencer (that looks exactly like my nose) that despences Infinit amounts of knives when ever I want.

stride1313 10 years ago

A-A-ACHOO! Whoops, just blew off my arm.

TroyCommandeur 9 years ago

a shotgun, don't care about what anybody will say

Nao 11 years ago

how the fuck do i kiss with this katana of mine!!

Bschgr 9 years ago

Does the weapon become my nose or does my nose become the weapon???

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

FUCK NO!

AllastroS48 9 years ago

So, my nose would became a .44 magnum? What the hell!!!??

jomama 11 years ago

WHAT IF YOUR WEAPON IS A NUKE!!! YOU WILL KILL EVERYONE!!!

meatloave 8 months ago

A Pure Silver fighting ring that grants me three wishes... I call it my 'Nose'

Haaaru 10 years ago

My nose is ugly anyways.. I'LL BE ABLE TO SHOOT PEOPLE BY SNEEZING

BallisticWizard 10 years ago

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Riz 12 years ago

I want a gun that shoots acid and looks like my nose

sigage 4 years ago

red katana sword? sure i guess

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago

The fact that it becomes your nose is just completely random

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

NUKE NOSE!!

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