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charlied58589 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord3 months ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe7 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago

coooooool

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Undertale4me8 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman9879 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'9 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Tepignite8 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 8 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago

or stab-nosed

Ur_avrg_reddit_user5 years ago

A laser Sword that transforms into a nose! 🖕

The farting turtle9 years ago

Why your nose though?

Cameron Christianson9 years ago

Why that

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

... Jasper?

mrflame9 years ago

I am the nose of my sword. Steel is my Nostrils, and fire is my snot. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to Death. Unknown to Life. Have withstood bloody noses to create many weapons. Yet, those tissues will never hold anything. So as I pray, unlimited nose works.