Will You Press The Button?

charlied5858 11 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood 9 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord 2 years ago

boooooo.

Load more replies

KapnFyshe 9 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf18 9 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle 9 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

Thomas Breslin-peel 13 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k61486 4 years ago

coooooool

Load more replies

KevinTOC 8 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Undertale4me 10 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

evilman987 11 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi 11 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus' 11 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

Load more replies

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

Tepignite 9 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper 10 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot 10 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian9303 8 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines225 8 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie678 10 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Felicia Smith 13 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

Load more replies

Hoods 11 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 10 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

Load more replies

Jeannette Crabb 13 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison 13 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel 9 years ago

or stab-nosed

Rainbowdea 10 years ago

I imagine Voldemort would like this one.

HTFphsycopath1999 11 years ago

Transeformers?

Mike23348 9 years ago

Ha ha hatsjoe so as i was sayi... Oh your dead now

butts mc butts 11 years ago

nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ... [Show full comment]

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago

... I’m confused

SadistDragon 11 years ago

Just pick a weapon that changes forms.

blackfireblackice 11 years ago

'Hello, noses!'

some_dudeXD 2 years ago

Laser nose.

HelloIamAce 10 years ago

My weapon is a magic nose.

Kalike Deshi 13 years ago

AA12 M4A1 M60 M249 M240 Vulcan Minigun Butterfly-Knife

warriorsfan37 6 years ago

So basically Every time I sneeze or cough or be sick I shoot people.

Deadbolt 10 years ago

Something that might hide it self to look like my nose

dankmemes101 9 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/442762/

JazzHands 11 years ago

Me use sneezed attack IT WAS SUPER AFFECTIVE THE WILD TISSUE HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!

Nexus' 11 years ago

Rnrnrnrn

Load more replies

Snowyhearts229 8 years ago

NARWHALE POWERRR

MrHeavy101 11 years ago

so if my nose is a laser rifle im sorta like lockdown from transformers

TheFandomReaper 9 years ago

A sword nose

WorldWalker 10 years ago

boba"s wrist rocket for rocket jump (fuck you physics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Nina Klouwens 13 years ago

I loved this one.

Captain_Comet 9 years ago

It never says when it becomes your nose though

jaguargirl 11 years ago

How the Hell are you supposed to breathe through your nose without killing somebody. I would love to have a weapon that I picked but not for it to become my nose I find that hard to understand.