Will You Press The Button?

TiredSoralast year

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou...[Show full comment]

Somebodii7 months ago

Imagine dying, then four years later we figure out how to indefinitely extend the human lifespan.

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf14 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho4 years ago

I like pissing :)

coffhar7 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

Vman22039 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat9 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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DougBrendle7 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train12 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist6 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony9 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem9 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol3314 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla12 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft9 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan12 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire9 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach12 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

Soot7 years ago

Well I wouldn't be able to enjoy candy anymore because I wouldn't be hungry and sleeping is comfortable when your tired also the life span would be dangerous so yeah

Logan Monk12 years ago

Those Non pressing fools

JohanSax9 years ago

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GalacticPeanut 9 years ago

Calm yoself you aint dead

mrjij9 years ago

set world records in not sleeping for longest time, holding your breath and longest period of not eating

Agent0079 years ago

So this means no cake on your birthday?! And how lonely would you be if you don't sleep

VLV9 years ago

Spend my time doing what I want and not waste time

Itonlyafleshwounds4 years ago

So now hundreds of years with all these buffs losing 30% is still a while

GreenDog310 years ago

You can still eat

Birdie738 years ago

I don't like life anyway, I will just play the sims until I die

Nextlevel2789 years ago

I like eating and sleeping but I can live without the rest

Lark Alffenn9 years ago

I love to eat and sleep what is the point then.

acbomb6 years ago

You cant cut infinity because I am immortal

Jared Loussier12 years ago

I can finally nap at the bottom of a lake!

Luqueasaur9 years ago

What's the fun of living if I can't eat nor sleep?

Rachaell7 years ago

you can have anything you want but you have to suffer in a jail for your whole life

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

And change would to would'nt

Eric-Cartman8 years ago

Aw sweeeet!

Trent Richards9 years ago

EATINGS EPIC

someboredidiotlast year

I mean, those things take up a lot of your daily life so honestly, it would probably be worth it. I would like to have someone do it with me though so we can go swimming in the depths of the ocean (because we don't need to breathe) while everyone else is a...[Show full comment]

irishdragon510 years ago

In a way, that leaves a significant INCREASE of lifespan. Plus, what if I'm already immortal from another button? ∞*0.666666=∞

hisyam9703029 years ago

But I love mundane tasks to be honest. I'll miss them if they went away :-/

Perhaps5 years ago

So your cells don't break down? This would be immortality unless you get murdered. Or, you regenerate while you lie there dead, but alive. Except for things like teeth, and your heart.

jigthe10 years ago

no because if the didnt eat we will never experience any good taste of chocolade or icecream , sleep if we didnt have to sleep we would be walking alone in dark where no shops are open so its gonna get boring , breathe what about those good food smell you ...[Show full comment]

Queenb978 years ago

I love food and sleep

Svggbgg9 years ago

Fuck that

Awesomeness01797 years ago

So, I'll die earlier. *presses button*

WM82679 years ago

You no longer need to die,well... I like where this is going. Push button!

ahdeeson7 years ago

here for a good time not a long one

TheDankMemeGenerator9 years ago

You spend about 1/3 of your life doing these things, so you're not really losing anything

superman189 years ago

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orionpeace9 years ago

soooooo basically a better version of the shinagami eyes with less of an effect on your lifespand

Zyonic4 years ago

If someone were to live for 100 years, sleeping, eating, going to the bathroom, ect. And spending around 13 hours a day actually doing things, they would have 474,500 Hours of productivity. If you were to cut that down to 66.6% (or 66.6 Years), but made it...[Show full comment]

oldnotweak10 years ago

you people are vapid

cutesycookie0478 years ago

I like sleeping and eating

Konner6 years ago

Why would anyone not want to eat or sleep. Those are my favorite things.

Marshall Marshall12 years ago

You're getting about the same amount of life from cutting the sleep as you are from the sacrifice. Plus, you can to things no one else can. You could walk the bottom of the oceans. "Swim" through space, so to speak. It's definitely a great trade off.

harpyfins9 years ago

I LOVE ...BREATHING LOL oh and eating and sleeping

giwbbwhiebFUCKTHISSHITdkedvwh9 years ago

I already want to die so this is fine

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