Will You Press The Button?

TiredSoralast year

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou...[Show full comment]

Somebodii7 months ago

Imagine dying, then four years later we figure out how to indefinitely extend the human lifespan.

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf14 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho4 years ago

I like pissing :)

coffhar7 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

Vman22039 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat9 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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DougBrendle7 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train12 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist6 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony9 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem9 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol3314 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla12 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft9 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan12 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire9 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach12 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

superman189 years ago

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ahdeeson7 years ago

here for a good time not a long one

TheDankMemeGenerator9 years ago

You spend about 1/3 of your life doing these things, so you're not really losing anything

cutesycookie0478 years ago

I like sleeping and eating

orionpeace9 years ago

soooooo basically a better version of the shinagami eyes with less of an effect on your lifespand

Zyonic4 years ago

If someone were to live for 100 years, sleeping, eating, going to the bathroom, ect. And spending around 13 hours a day actually doing things, they would have 474,500 Hours of productivity. If you were to cut that down to 66.6% (or 66.6 Years), but made it...[Show full comment]

oldnotweak10 years ago

you people are vapid

harpyfins9 years ago

I LOVE ...BREATHING LOL oh and eating and sleeping

Konner6 years ago

Why would anyone not want to eat or sleep. Those are my favorite things.

Marshall Marshall12 years ago

You're getting about the same amount of life from cutting the sleep as you are from the sacrifice. Plus, you can to things no one else can. You could walk the bottom of the oceans. "Swim" through space, so to speak. It's definitely a great trade off.

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago

Your body would be paused in time. Nothing would change. Live forever

Nathan Logan12 years ago

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR OVER AN HOUR. Help me. :'(

giwbbwhiebFUCKTHISSHITdkedvwh9 years ago

I already want to die so this is fine

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

A man that haunts you in your dreams9 years ago

i could play games 24/h for ~40 years? sure

bondo00710 years ago

that means more time to learn new stuff like eternal youth potions :)

Szokusia8 years ago

etc. means “and others” or “and so on” so can I no longer have to die unless I want to?

SummerTheFolf5 years ago

So does this mean I can go into space without a spacesuit?? Cool

The_7_of_the_sass 10 years ago

So a vampire wiv no need for blood Cuz how can u die if u can't breathe

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

Suffication

IntrovertedOtakuKilljoy8 years ago

What is this? Deathnote?

Gamer911129 years ago

You guys do know that 33% of your lifespan is spent sleeping anyway? The people who did not press the button could have saved so much time not having to eat, breathe, or go to the bathroom!

elite king9 years ago

I have about 66.66' years to live then

Agingnormal9 years ago

You spend 11 years sleeping normally so yeah normal life span any way almost.

Nerdytaco7 years ago

Down side?

Fredelicious9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Dinobot7 years ago

No way life would be bland

The Norsemen109 years ago

I only see bad parts to this. If I can't sleep or eat, oh no.

Sex8 years ago

I would be the healthiest homeless person ever

BatOutta6669 years ago

finally one that says YOU DONT NEED TO EAT instead of your never hungry

bigsweatyguy3 years ago

no more mommy"s cookies D;

DatBanana10110 years ago

Lol no

Eyeofender101112 _9 years ago

Heres What You Do, You Toss The Button Into Lava

Finethenjeez6 years ago

But I like to sleep

Maggie11 years ago

I didn't press because food is great.

BlueArrow9158 years ago

I use the eating excuse to stay up later sooooo

Nat_8517 years ago

But I loooove food

Timothy James Luensman12 years ago

So much more room for activities. *press*

Magickat9 years ago

you can still eat and sleep, even if you don't have to. it'll just be for fun! and you can swim underwater without drowning, and you never have to pause your game to run to the bathroom. C:

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