Will You Press The Button?

TiredSoralast year

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou...[Show full comment]

Somebodii7 months ago

Imagine dying, then four years later we figure out how to indefinitely extend the human lifespan.

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf14 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho4 years ago

I like pissing :)

coffhar7 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

Vman22039 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat9 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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DougBrendle7 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train12 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist6 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony9 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem9 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol3314 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla12 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft9 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan12 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire9 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach12 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

Drain8 years ago

Still dfc

Michael J9 years ago

You no longer need to, which means you still can. Who doesn't like sleep? I'd be tired AF.

Nasho4 years ago

I like sleeping

GridDori10 years ago

You would basically be a spectator, and it said you didn't need those things, It didn't say you couldn't participate in those actions

MatchingDifferences9 years ago

But...but eating and sleeping are all I know...

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Well we use our 3/1 at sleeping 200% 70 going to bathroom 130% 50 you get the point no downside expect you get to see the world less

Fyyaz Shahnoor12 years ago

YEAH!

ampycat279 years ago

AWSOME

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

Logan monk@ actually, we're not fools. We wanna take life the normal way, not life the easy way. Also, those people who said 1/3 of your life is sspent sleeping, you spend about 15-20 years at most sleeping. People these days usually live to eat longer tha...[Show full comment]

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Chubs_3 years ago

true..

HappyPup110 years ago

More time on the computer

JeffBrenner8 years ago

But I like eating and sleeping

Pip66259 years ago

Uh yeah

Vistial6 years ago

I"d become a dolphin.

Martin Morris11 years ago

it states you do not need to it not that you have to stop eating;)

derflert8 years ago

Just find a button that gives immortality

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

(Sarcastically) Yeah! Oh wait. And if didn’t eat or breathe you’d die.

DontPressit9 years ago

dude you spend 50% of your time sleeping 15% eating and potty. thats 65%. now you cant you wasting your time on these thing if you pressed the butto

Merilille9 years ago

I love sleeping and eating, I'm not giving that up.

mrjij9 years ago

you dont need to but you still can

EverlastingMagic9 years ago

Ummm that won't stop me

43123 months ago

这和猝死有什么区别

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TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

Nintendo switch

RavenChan8 years ago

I'm assuming when it says I don't need to eat, it"s not saying I can't eat, right? I love food too much :p

Ironthumbs4 years ago

I'm immortal from previous buttons and infinity minus 33 percent is still infinity...

Mr.Gepetto10 years ago

I would i not want eat

M. C Fatty9 years ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh nope

lazoreffect9 years ago

No thanks I love eating

KittyAngelLynn9 years ago

exscuse me, i like eating, thats what i do for fun, plus if i ever get pregnant i'll have to eat again because my baby will not have gained that ability

Master Roshi9 years ago

You're a smart young lady.

justmerc7 years ago

Imagine being the only person in the world who doesn't need to worry about dirty bathrooms and kitchens.

Matthew Sharp12 years ago

So basically what I'm hearing is I can lay at the bottom of a pool like I've always wanted to and just relax without the need for air or sleep? I don't see an issue.

Hydrow9 years ago

I'd rather do simple things that actually are pretty fun (yeah i like shitting) then being unable to to them and spare like 3 or 4 days in total at the cost of like 30 years to live.