You become immortal and have perfect and unlimited memory being able to fully recall any event that has ever transpired in your presence. you are unable to die, be injured or feel pain. Also, you will remain in prime physical condition regardless of what age or condition you are when the button is pressed. And are also still able to eat, have childeren and function normally. While you can eat you never feel hungry and there is no limit to how much you can eat or what you can eat as long as you chew it with normal human bite strength. Also you do not need to breathe.
but
You will remain the same for all eternity, Eventually outliving the human species and any that come after. Eventually you survive the destruction of the solar system and the heat death of the universe and whatever comes after. You will not be able to sleep and feel no need for it.. You will find no refuge in madness, as your perfect body keeps you sane. For all eternity.
I will not

Repeater 3 years ago
laptop

3OnTheCalculator 4 months ago
yes, laptop

#RedBeanBun 11 years ago
TOO MUCH READING

Degenerate 9 years ago
You have the IQ of a Super Mutant I"d wager.
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KittandHerbie 8 years ago
Well I would be spending eterntity with the 39588 other people who pressed the button....

Guest19191828 4 years ago
Good point

imightpushthebutton 10 years ago
Too long; didn't push

Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago
Real

Jared Fedorcheck 13 years ago
You'd be The Doctor...

Setin12 8 years ago
Just Listen to music to keep occupied for 1000"s years, also i have the other 38455 people who pressed the button with me, so i"m good!
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ththomas9 5 years ago
Yes...

Logic_Sloth 9 years ago
That sounds fuckin lit

SolarLeonidas 9 years ago
I will be God but remain in my body. What"s the downside?

Themauf 7 years ago
The immortallity

Butt100 8 years ago
What a dumbass question

The_game 8 years ago
make fun of puny mortals for eternity sounds fun ehh worth a shot with luck i could experience the birth of a new universe and torment people once again

OnePunchM8 8 years ago
F*CK THE DOWNSIDE I WANT TO BE DEADPOOL!

thebuttondude last year
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peterplayz123 9 years ago
Just go to a galaxy, far far away

CosmicDragon108 9 years ago
You can continously re live all your memorys to remain happy

Themauf 7 years ago
What makes you think that reliving memories makes you happy?

JackTheBricker 9 years ago
Existential crisis

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button right before death, regrets it and wants to die.

Shynivader 9 years ago
Hello people?! 35885 people have already pressed the button. We will be our own species that just live in space. Duh!

Anyia08 9 years ago
This was hella long

Mike Harry 13 years ago
The only reason I pressed this button is that it gives me an eternity that I can be certain of.

Erik Jakub Citterberg 13 years ago
Face of Boe anyone ?

ClownPenis 10 years ago
Didedn't he diededed?
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annabethchase04 9 years ago
not breathing would be weird……… but would staying the same mean always having the same crush??

befree2209 9 years ago
That"s deep.

Krusek 9 years ago
I'll be happy as long as I can teach each new species about our race and have a device that will stay powered forever and have all the anime in sub and dub, manga, light novels, books, tv shows, movies and games recorded on it, and all the rubik"s cubes I could ever want.

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
So I'd utilize my insane memory to speed read every single book on all the sciences and help the human race expand space travel so they can live among other planets. At least I'd have company for a little while longer if aliens aren't a thing (which I doub... [Show full comment]

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
Exactly
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Pheobe Mahan 13 years ago
metal as fuck

MonkeyboyMikeyman 9 years ago
*/meta/*

Wouter Begas 13 years ago
i can live like this. i will spend my life finding a cure to evry illness in the world. even cancer!

Shawna Preston 13 years ago
Yeah too many words

Degenerate 9 years ago
No you"re just a dumb fuck

Kris Gardner 13 years ago
I'll have one hell of a ride into my darkness

Furry7032 11 years ago
Get a space ship towards the end and fly the fuck outta there

Prism 9 years ago
Someone overclocked the shitty immortality dilemmas to the last detail. Good job sir.

GoldenOctopus 11 years ago
Wolverine from X-Men

Toxic Atom 12 years ago
I read the entire thing, and there is no downside, as your perfect body keeps you perfectly sane.

AsuraShun 4 years ago
as long as you"re able to be with someone

CHICKENTRIP123 9 years ago
Y so long

I_Love_Donuts 11 years ago
You Could Fight The Evil If You Pressed The Button, SO PRESS THE BUTTON!

23jackattack01 8 years ago
Your basically God becaise you don't eat you don't die you dont breath youd eventually create another universe

teh buttoner 10 years ago
My god! The longest thing i've ever seen 》:( that takes ages to read!

Bobby Danny McGee 13 years ago
Im going to find the doctor

egirldestroyer3000 5 years ago
If you could push the button to live forever, would your life even matter anymore?

Purvis_take_the_wheel 10 years ago
... what did I just read? Are you okay?

ThefateoftheFINGERRRRRR 11 years ago
it's too long......

Mikeln139 9 years ago
Theres so many words

Life as Godz 10 years ago
Hell is low

PhoenixHeartAnime42 11 years ago
I pressed the button but I would create something that would be able to kill me and I would die and LOGIC

Sorgron 11 years ago
Difficult choice...

Rabforrap 11 years ago
Holy shit dude that was deep

eee22 10 years ago
watching the heat death of the universe sounds interesting

Risk 12 years ago
the only downside is that I wont be able to be insane ;3;

Erika23456786543 last year
I ain't reading allat

BeMoe 9 years ago
Remember Guardians of the Galaxy 2? The guy was out there in nothingness, by himself for so long that he literally became God. Just saying, if that would happen, totally worth it.

ImTheMango 11 years ago
Too long to read
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