You become immortal and have perfect and unlimited memory being able to fully recall any event that has ever transpired in your presence. you are unable to die, be injured or feel pain. Also, you will remain in prime physical condition regardless of what age or condition you are when the button is pressed. And are also still able to eat, have childeren and function normally. While you can eat you never feel hungry and there is no limit to how much you can eat or what you can eat as long as you chew it with normal human bite strength. Also you do not need to breathe.
but
You will remain the same for all eternity, Eventually outliving the human species and any that come after. Eventually you survive the destruction of the solar system and the heat death of the universe and whatever comes after. You will not be able to sleep and feel no need for it.. You will find no refuge in madness, as your perfect body keeps you sane. For all eternity.
I will not


Repeaterlast year
laptop

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago
TOO MUCH READING

Degenerate7 years ago
You have the IQ of a Super Mutant I"d wager.
Load more replies

KittandHerbie7 years ago
Well I would be spending eterntity with the 39588 other people who pressed the button....

Guest191918283 years ago
Good point

ththomas94 years ago
Yes...

imightpushthebutton9 years ago
Too long; didn't push

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Real

Logic_Sloth7 years ago
That sounds fuckin lit

Jared Fedorcheck12 years ago
You'd be The Doctor...

Setin127 years ago
Just Listen to music to keep occupied for 1000"s years, also i have the other 38455 people who pressed the button with me, so i"m good!
Load more replies

SolarLeonidas7 years ago
I will be God but remain in my body. What"s the downside?

Themauf6 years ago
The immortallity

Butt1007 years ago
What a dumbass question

The_game7 years ago
make fun of puny mortals for eternity sounds fun ehh worth a shot with luck i could experience the birth of a new universe and torment people once again

OnePunchM87 years ago
F*CK THE DOWNSIDE I WANT TO BE DEADPOOL!

thebuttondude18 days ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peterplayz1237 years ago
Just go to a galaxy, far far away

CosmicDragon1087 years ago
You can continously re live all your memorys to remain happy

Themauf6 years ago
What makes you think that reliving memories makes you happy?

JackTheBricker7 years ago
Existential crisis

TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button right before death, regrets it and wants to die.

Shynivader8 years ago
Hello people?! 35885 people have already pressed the button. We will be our own species that just live in space. Duh!

Anyia088 years ago
This was hella long

annabethchase048 years ago
not breathing would be weird……… but would staying the same mean always having the same crush??

befree22098 years ago
That"s deep.

Krusek8 years ago
I'll be happy as long as I can teach each new species about our race and have a device that will stay powered forever and have all the anime in sub and dub, manga, light novels, books, tv shows, movies and games recorded on it, and all the rubik"s cubes I could ever want.

Mike Harry12 years ago
The only reason I pressed this button is that it gives me an eternity that I can be certain of.

Erik Jakub Citterberg12 years ago
Face of Boe anyone ?

ClownPenis9 years ago
Didedn't he diededed?
Load more replies

Rhys Elkin12 years ago
So I'd utilize my insane memory to speed read every single book on all the sciences and help the human race expand space travel so they can live among other planets. At least I'd have company for a little while longer if aliens aren't a thing (which I doub...[Show full comment]

Suction-cup-man3 years ago
Exactly
Load more replies

Pheobe Mahan12 years ago
metal as fuck

MonkeyboyMikeyman7 years ago
*/meta/*

Wouter Begas12 years ago
i can live like this. i will spend my life finding a cure to evry illness in the world. even cancer!

Shawna Preston12 years ago
Yeah too many words

Degenerate7 years ago
No you"re just a dumb fuck

Kris Gardner12 years ago
I'll have one hell of a ride into my darkness

koolguy4 years ago
this is the best button

Babes8 years ago
I applaud anyone who had this much time to write this

Rabforrap9 years ago
Holy shit dude that was deep

eee229 years ago
watching the heat death of the universe sounds interesting

Risk10 years ago
the only downside is that I wont be able to be insane ;3;

BeMoe8 years ago
Remember Guardians of the Galaxy 2? The guy was out there in nothingness, by himself for so long that he literally became God. Just saying, if that would happen, totally worth it.

ImTheMango9 years ago
Too long to read

Will Howard12 years ago
I do this only so I don't have to sleep.

wyattLiin7 years ago
the universe has 15 trillion years left

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
at that point, there will be a way to cross universes.

WhitePureGem11 years ago
Looks like i am The Doctor only that i dont travel in space and time XD

JoJo_Enjoyerlast year
That's just a straight up curse

MangoMango8 years ago
The one dumbass who wrote this juz wasted 10 years of his life planning :^/

move it9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

ph03n1xm00n9 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be missed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of poop all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other peop...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude7 years ago
I said no just because this is too fucking long, also I'm really lazy.

Brina_Bear2169 years ago
So...what's the downside here? Haha

Tricky8 years ago
Immortality

BeeTheImmortal9 years ago
My rpg character is like this already, so DEAL

AGarbageBoyo04283 years ago
The "downside" is literally just immortality

primesoul8 years ago
........are you my conscience?

the great one9 years ago
I will go insane on my own free will😆

Landeel7 years ago
Kars anyone?

DrakEmono9 years ago
I press the button for a simple reason... Seeing how technology is progressing, I'm sure humanity won't disappear that easily, no matter what will happens.

GodDammitBilly9 years ago
TThanks to a previous button ill have god like powets and ill prevent the destruction of the solar system an if i accidentally let the human race die out ill rebuild them in my own image
Load more comments