50903 (55%) 42229 (45%)
50903 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 42229 (45%) did not.
You become immortal and have perfect and unlimited memory being able to fully recall any event that has ever transpired in your presence. you are unable to die, be injured or feel pain. Also, you will remain in prime physical condition regardless of what age or condition you are when the button is pressed. And are also still able to eat, have childeren and function normally. While you can eat you never feel hungry and there is no limit to how much you can eat or what you can eat as long as you chew it with normal human bite strength. Also you do not need to breathe.
but
You will remain the same for all eternity, Eventually outliving the human species and any that come after. Eventually you survive the destruction of the solar system and the heat death of the universe and whatever comes after. You will not be able to sleep and feel no need for it.. You will find no refuge in madness, as your perfect body keeps you sane. For all eternity.
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Repeaterlast year
laptop

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago
TOO MUCH READING

Degenerate7 years ago
You have the IQ of a Super Mutant I"d wager.
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KittandHerbie7 years ago
Well I would be spending eterntity with the 39588 other people who pressed the button....

Guest191918283 years ago
Good point

ththomas94 years ago
Yes...

imightpushthebutton9 years ago
Too long; didn't push

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Real

Logic_Sloth7 years ago
That sounds fuckin lit

Jared Fedorcheck12 years ago
You'd be The Doctor...

Setin127 years ago
Just Listen to music to keep occupied for 1000"s years, also i have the other 38455 people who pressed the button with me, so i"m good!
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SolarLeonidas7 years ago
I will be God but remain in my body. What"s the downside?

Themauf6 years ago
The immortallity

Butt1007 years ago
What a dumbass question

The_game7 years ago
make fun of puny mortals for eternity sounds fun ehh worth a shot with luck i could experience the birth of a new universe and torment people once again

OnePunchM87 years ago
F*CK THE DOWNSIDE I WANT TO BE DEADPOOL!

thebuttondude18 days ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peterplayz1237 years ago
Just go to a galaxy, far far away

CosmicDragon1087 years ago
You can continously re live all your memorys to remain happy

Themauf6 years ago
What makes you think that reliving memories makes you happy?

JackTheBricker7 years ago
Existential crisis

TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button right before death, regrets it and wants to die.

Shynivader8 years ago
Hello people?! 35885 people have already pressed the button. We will be our own species that just live in space. Duh!

Anyia088 years ago
This was hella long

annabethchase048 years ago
not breathing would be weird……… but would staying the same mean always having the same crush??

befree22098 years ago
That"s deep.

Krusek8 years ago
I'll be happy as long as I can teach each new species about our race and have a device that will stay powered forever and have all the anime in sub and dub, manga, light novels, books, tv shows, movies and games recorded on it, and all the rubik"s cubes I could ever want.

Mike Harry12 years ago
The only reason I pressed this button is that it gives me an eternity that I can be certain of.

Erik Jakub Citterberg12 years ago
Face of Boe anyone ?

ClownPenis9 years ago
Didedn't he diededed?
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Rhys Elkin12 years ago
So I'd utilize my insane memory to speed read every single book on all the sciences and help the human race expand space travel so they can live among other planets. At least I'd have company for a little while longer if aliens aren't a thing (which I doub...[Show full comment]

Suction-cup-man3 years ago
Exactly
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Pheobe Mahan12 years ago
metal as fuck

MonkeyboyMikeyman7 years ago
*/meta/*

Wouter Begas12 years ago
i can live like this. i will spend my life finding a cure to evry illness in the world. even cancer!

Shawna Preston12 years ago
Yeah too many words

Degenerate7 years ago
No you"re just a dumb fuck

Kris Gardner12 years ago
I'll have one hell of a ride into my darkness

AGarbageBoyo04283 years ago
The "downside" is literally just immortality

primesoul8 years ago
........are you my conscience?

the great one9 years ago
I will go insane on my own free will😆

Landeel7 years ago
Kars anyone?

DrakEmono9 years ago
I press the button for a simple reason... Seeing how technology is progressing, I'm sure humanity won't disappear that easily, no matter what will happens.

GodDammitBilly10 years ago
TThanks to a previous button ill have god like powets and ill prevent the destruction of the solar system an if i accidentally let the human race die out ill rebuild them in my own image

Happyhaby8 years ago
💩shit

Ghopher19 years ago
I better have my videogames

Tosj Brooks12 years ago
Its too much to read and I'm tired *grumpy face*

Poyuhu11037 years ago
Jack harkness

sonicj019 years ago
wtf this one is too big

Nepgear for president 10 years ago
Holy crap...

Slothers8 years ago
Go to another universe

BatOutta6669 years ago
well if i didnt feel hungry I WOULD STILL DIE OF STARVATION

Arhangel10664 years ago
I could watch everyone else die. Yep. *smash the button*

BlazeoFT8 years ago
Damn

button dude9 years ago
did not press too many words

cRdshRklast year
God?

Jdog79008 years ago
Too many words= bad things.

Bugbird119 years ago
Whats up

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
0_0 o my god my mind went into overload I'm already reading a book right now and wow um I think I um ya no

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Where is the downside here?

Tricky8 years ago
Right on the first line. Immortality

n1nj0c0t9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Dude2110l9 years ago
Bullshit
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