50903 (55%) 42230 (45%)
50903 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 42230 (45%) did not.
You become immortal and have perfect and unlimited memory being able to fully recall any event that has ever transpired in your presence. you are unable to die, be injured or feel pain. Also, you will remain in prime physical condition regardless of what age or condition you are when the button is pressed. And are also still able to eat, have childeren and function normally. While you can eat you never feel hungry and there is no limit to how much you can eat or what you can eat as long as you chew it with normal human bite strength. Also you do not need to breathe.
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You will remain the same for all eternity, Eventually outliving the human species and any that come after. Eventually you survive the destruction of the solar system and the heat death of the universe and whatever comes after. You will not be able to sleep and feel no need for it.. You will find no refuge in madness, as your perfect body keeps you sane. For all eternity.
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Repeaterlast year
laptop

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago
TOO MUCH READING

Degenerate7 years ago
You have the IQ of a Super Mutant I"d wager.
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KittandHerbie7 years ago
Well I would be spending eterntity with the 39588 other people who pressed the button....

Guest191918283 years ago
Good point

ththomas94 years ago
Yes...

imightpushthebutton9 years ago
Too long; didn't push

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Real

Logic_Sloth7 years ago
That sounds fuckin lit

Jared Fedorcheck12 years ago
You'd be The Doctor...

Setin127 years ago
Just Listen to music to keep occupied for 1000"s years, also i have the other 38455 people who pressed the button with me, so i"m good!
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SolarLeonidas7 years ago
I will be God but remain in my body. What"s the downside?

Themauf6 years ago
The immortallity

Butt1007 years ago
What a dumbass question

The_game7 years ago
make fun of puny mortals for eternity sounds fun ehh worth a shot with luck i could experience the birth of a new universe and torment people once again

OnePunchM87 years ago
F*CK THE DOWNSIDE I WANT TO BE DEADPOOL!

thebuttondude18 days ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peterplayz1237 years ago
Just go to a galaxy, far far away

CosmicDragon1087 years ago
You can continously re live all your memorys to remain happy

Themauf6 years ago
What makes you think that reliving memories makes you happy?

JackTheBricker7 years ago
Existential crisis

TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button right before death, regrets it and wants to die.

Shynivader8 years ago
Hello people?! 35885 people have already pressed the button. We will be our own species that just live in space. Duh!

Anyia088 years ago
This was hella long

annabethchase048 years ago
not breathing would be weird……… but would staying the same mean always having the same crush??

befree22098 years ago
That"s deep.

Krusek8 years ago
I'll be happy as long as I can teach each new species about our race and have a device that will stay powered forever and have all the anime in sub and dub, manga, light novels, books, tv shows, movies and games recorded on it, and all the rubik"s cubes I could ever want.

Mike Harry12 years ago
The only reason I pressed this button is that it gives me an eternity that I can be certain of.

Erik Jakub Citterberg12 years ago
Face of Boe anyone ?

ClownPenis9 years ago
Didedn't he diededed?
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Rhys Elkin12 years ago
So I'd utilize my insane memory to speed read every single book on all the sciences and help the human race expand space travel so they can live among other planets. At least I'd have company for a little while longer if aliens aren't a thing (which I doub...[Show full comment]

Suction-cup-man3 years ago
Exactly
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Pheobe Mahan12 years ago
metal as fuck

MonkeyboyMikeyman7 years ago
*/meta/*

Wouter Begas12 years ago
i can live like this. i will spend my life finding a cure to evry illness in the world. even cancer!

Shawna Preston12 years ago
Yeah too many words

Degenerate7 years ago
No you"re just a dumb fuck

Kris Gardner12 years ago
I'll have one hell of a ride into my darkness

AssHar8 years ago
Coolio

SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago
I want this

WayT00Many11ama58 years ago
i didn't even read it

Dude2110l9 years ago
You could save so many lives with your knowledge before the sun blows up. Also, you could probably make a teleporter to solve that problem with the amount of time you have.

Kenny McCormick 9 years ago
Ayyye B)

thisoneguywhohasaverylongurl 10 years ago
If i live forever ill just invest all my time into finding another world,

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Wow

IdkTbh8 years ago
When people are too lazy to read.

Tails_The_fox9 years ago
Doctor who? wtf!

BingGoesGaming9 years ago
NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Genkiduro10 years ago
Short form: You became immortal, get a memory that can remember everything and you are in perfect health. (No need to eat, sleep or breath) ...

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
I'm not reading that

FRF550_last year
Me neither

MyliePolley8 years ago
"Normal human bite strength"

Prism8 years ago
Someone overclocked the shitty immortality dilemmas to the last detail. Good job sir.

GoldenOctopus9 years ago
Wolverine from X-Men

Toxic Atom11 years ago
I read the entire thing, and there is no downside, as your perfect body keeps you perfectly sane.

AsuraShun3 years ago
as long as you"re able to be with someone

CHICKENTRIP1238 years ago
Y so long

I_Love_Donuts9 years ago
You Could Fight The Evil If You Pressed The Button, SO PRESS THE BUTTON!

23jackattack017 years ago
Your basically God becaise you don't eat you don't die you dont breath youd eventually create another universe

teh buttoner9 years ago
My god! The longest thing i've ever seen 》:( that takes ages to read!

Furry70329 years ago
Get a space ship towards the end and fly the fuck outta there

egirldestroyer30004 years ago
If you could push the button to live forever, would your life even matter anymore?
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