51720 (54%) 43415 (46%)
51720 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 43415 (46%) did not.
You become immortal and have perfect and unlimited memory being able to fully recall any event that has ever transpired in your presence. you are unable to die, be injured or feel pain. Also, you will remain in prime physical condition regardless of what age or condition you are when the button is pressed. And are also still able to eat, have childeren and function normally. While you can eat you never feel hungry and there is no limit to how much you can eat or what you can eat as long as you chew it with normal human bite strength. Also you do not need to breathe.
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You will remain the same for all eternity, Eventually outliving the human species and any that come after. Eventually you survive the destruction of the solar system and the heat death of the universe and whatever comes after. You will not be able to sleep and feel no need for it.. You will find no refuge in madness, as your perfect body keeps you sane. For all eternity.
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Repeater 3 years ago
laptop

3OnTheCalculator 4 months ago
yes, laptop

#RedBeanBun 11 years ago
TOO MUCH READING

Degenerate 9 years ago
You have the IQ of a Super Mutant I"d wager.
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KittandHerbie 8 years ago
Well I would be spending eterntity with the 39588 other people who pressed the button....

Guest19191828 4 years ago
Good point

imightpushthebutton 10 years ago
Too long; didn't push

Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago
Real

Jared Fedorcheck 13 years ago
You'd be The Doctor...

Setin12 8 years ago
Just Listen to music to keep occupied for 1000"s years, also i have the other 38455 people who pressed the button with me, so i"m good!
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ththomas9 5 years ago
Yes...

Logic_Sloth 9 years ago
That sounds fuckin lit

SolarLeonidas 9 years ago
I will be God but remain in my body. What"s the downside?

Themauf 7 years ago
The immortallity

Butt100 8 years ago
What a dumbass question

The_game 8 years ago
make fun of puny mortals for eternity sounds fun ehh worth a shot with luck i could experience the birth of a new universe and torment people once again

OnePunchM8 8 years ago
F*CK THE DOWNSIDE I WANT TO BE DEADPOOL!

thebuttondude last year
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peterplayz123 9 years ago
Just go to a galaxy, far far away

CosmicDragon108 9 years ago
You can continously re live all your memorys to remain happy

Themauf 7 years ago
What makes you think that reliving memories makes you happy?

JackTheBricker 9 years ago
Existential crisis

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button right before death, regrets it and wants to die.

Shynivader 9 years ago
Hello people?! 35885 people have already pressed the button. We will be our own species that just live in space. Duh!

Anyia08 9 years ago
This was hella long

Mike Harry 13 years ago
The only reason I pressed this button is that it gives me an eternity that I can be certain of.

Erik Jakub Citterberg 13 years ago
Face of Boe anyone ?

ClownPenis 10 years ago
Didedn't he diededed?
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annabethchase04 9 years ago
not breathing would be weird……… but would staying the same mean always having the same crush??

befree2209 9 years ago
That"s deep.

Krusek 9 years ago
I'll be happy as long as I can teach each new species about our race and have a device that will stay powered forever and have all the anime in sub and dub, manga, light novels, books, tv shows, movies and games recorded on it, and all the rubik"s cubes I could ever want.

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
So I'd utilize my insane memory to speed read every single book on all the sciences and help the human race expand space travel so they can live among other planets. At least I'd have company for a little while longer if aliens aren't a thing (which I doub... [Show full comment]

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
Exactly
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Pheobe Mahan 13 years ago
metal as fuck

MonkeyboyMikeyman 9 years ago
*/meta/*

Wouter Begas 13 years ago
i can live like this. i will spend my life finding a cure to evry illness in the world. even cancer!

Shawna Preston 13 years ago
Yeah too many words

Degenerate 9 years ago
No you"re just a dumb fuck

Kris Gardner 13 years ago
I'll have one hell of a ride into my darkness

cRdshRk 3 years ago
God?

Jdog7900 9 years ago
Too many words= bad things.

Bugbird11 11 years ago
Whats up

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
0_0 o my god my mind went into overload I'm already reading a book right now and wow um I think I um ya no

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago
Where is the downside here?

Tricky 10 years ago
Right on the first line. Immortality

n1nj0c0t 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Dude2110l 11 years ago
Bullshit

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button, does not go mas just becomes a genius.

mr.whatface 10 years ago
TL;DR lol

Mykael Creo 12 years ago
IN SHORT: You become Eternal. Thee-Fucking-End. You're also running with the implication that scientific THEORIES - not FACTS - are valid. We don't KNOW how the Universe behaves, how it began or what will become of it. We just use math and our imagination... [Show full comment]

DragonKitty 8 years ago
Jokes on you I'm already insane

Akash 10 years ago
WHAT THE HELL IS THE DOWNSIDE?

Tricky 10 years ago
Immortality

:3! 11 years ago
NEW SPECIES CALLED HOOMANS :3

R3D 11 years ago
What the shizzle

awesome possum 12 years ago
I just didn't feel like reading all that so I just said I won't press it.

IAmLost 4 years ago
This is literally my dream

igor4598 9 years ago
Did anyone press the button just so you dont have to read all this...

I Am A Duck 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Solark 9 years ago
Hard pass, thanks.

8nicolas8 11 years ago
I pressed it so I could be fix the world and pull of some Kira shit

kira6758 10 years ago
death note

Emily Cowz 13 years ago
i stopped reading at "no limit to how much you can eat"

Archer_shoob 5 years ago
Thats first part is just immortality in a nutshell

DevilArt8 10 years ago
I would get a spaceship and leave the solar system before that, travelling the universe until I outlive it itself.

kokuruku 11 years ago
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