Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank000 11 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99 3 years ago

Genius

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai 6 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Ike Sly 13 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk 5 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

anoonymooss 10 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Luke Lang 13 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof12345 8 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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Hyltran 6 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai 6 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi... [Show full comment]

Toothbanger 9 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae 9 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

SirEdodo 8 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR 8 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta21 9 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog 9 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan 9 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx 10 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

DeathNinjaGamerHD 10 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen... [Show full comment]

otaku girl :/ 10 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

NightLark 11 years ago

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Yukitai 6 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak 12 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney 13 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe76892 9 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack 11 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

Ezzie 10 years ago

Just wish that u didn't have to bathe in dog "poo"

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

loophole: wish that money was called ¨dog shit¨

wassupboizlovedisgame 6 years ago

i can wish for more wishes

ImmaBeeBelatrix 10 years ago

I'd just wish that every time I touched dog shit it would turn into chocolate..

WolfRex 9 years ago

Well, this says nothing about limitations for the wishes, so I could basically use the wish to make the dog shit look, taste, smell and feel like water. Then I could use 8 wishes on something, then use the last one on infinite wishes.

dinolord sonic 11 years ago

mywish is infinite wishes and i cant bathe in dog poo

ThatSingleGamer 11 years ago

My first wish would be for all Dog Shit to deteriorate 1 minute after being shat out, second wish to have infinite good luck anyway, use 7 more on randoms shit I want and use my final wish for infinite wishes

KingBeastie 9 years ago

I would wish that canine pooped rosewater

Riukkuyo 11 years ago

Wish 1: I wish I could bathe in clean water instead of dog crap every day. Wish 2: I wish to extend my life to 90 years. Wish 3: I wish I had more wishes after I run out of wishes.

loafmeh 10 years ago

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