Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank000 11 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99 3 years ago

Genius

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai 6 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Ike Sly 13 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk 5 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

anoonymooss 10 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Luke Lang 13 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof12345 8 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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Hyltran 6 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai 6 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi... [Show full comment]

Toothbanger 9 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae 9 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

SirEdodo 8 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR 8 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta21 9 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog 9 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan 9 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx 10 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

DeathNinjaGamerHD 10 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen... [Show full comment]

otaku girl :/ 10 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

NightLark 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Yukitai 6 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak 12 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney 13 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe76892 9 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack 11 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

mysak95 9 years ago

My dog"s shit?

FysticCS 11 years ago

first wish: dog shit acts, smells, and does everything exactly like soap, or body wash (whatever)

cyguy 10 years ago

wish that i dont have to bathe in shit

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

1. get infinite wishes. 2. get unlimited wishes. 3. remove all downsides of buttons only for me. 4. have infinite money. 5. have my family no longer have to work. LOOPHOLE!

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

Wish that dig shit was warm water. Take a bath.

pippa meadow 11 years ago

First wish*there is no such thing as dog shit

Wario2008 2 years ago

All you have to do is wish not to be bathed in dog shit, it's that simple

ElenaKittyGirl 10 years ago

What if your wish is not to bathe in dog shit twice every day?

DragonflyFalls 12 years ago

Wish not too bath in the stuff.

ButtonsBeingPressed 8 years ago

I wish I difnt need to bathe in dog shit, BAM

stefenlovekate 11 years ago

I will wish that that will never happen

IanIs2cool4skool 11 years ago

I would wish to not have to roll in dog shit, then how is dog shit "good luck"?

Mcbuzz 11 years ago

One:wish that you can wish for more wishes Two:wish for more wishes Three:wish dog shut smelled like roses felt like water Four: anything else

ghost1508 10 years ago

i wish that god shit is deleted ... PROBLEM SOLVED

1st-Cavalry-Division 9 years ago

God shit is not dog shit, and dog"s need to shit or they'll explode. Problem not solved, it'll affect the food chain.

RealHuman 11 years ago

wish that dogs shit whipped cream

Smort29312 5 years ago

r/madlad whoever made this

Black Jesus903 10 years ago

Just buy a hazmat suit I'd do it

Snyx 11 years ago

1 wish: the dog shit its chocolate

maxashley33 11 years ago

Just wish to bathe in water once every other day instead-

AsuraShun 7 years ago

Just make a shampoo brand named dog shit

fire of dragons 10 years ago

FIRST WISH DOG SHIT DOSNT EXIST

IzzyLovegood89 9 years ago

First wish, infinity wishes. Second wish, I don't have to bathe in dog shot. Badabing badabang all sorted.

hollybob2004 10 years ago

Wish that you didn't have to do it

Karakui 11 years ago

Wish 1: infinite wishes. Wish 2: Dog shit becomes pleasantly scented and heated water.

G3eklyxgamer 8 years ago

Here"s a wish you could do to immediately get rid of that requirement say I wish I don't need to bathe in dogshit and then you immediately don't need to deal with it then I can wish for infinite wishes

Gammafox 11 years ago

I'd wish that I didn't have to bathe in dog shit.

Vandesm 9 years ago

I wish dog shit didn't exist. Although The better option would be to wish for any poop to not exits, ya y infinate eating and no clogged toilets!

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