Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank0009 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99last year

Genius

Jaasjaas7 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai4 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

Ike Sly12 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk3 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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anoonymooss9 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Hyltran4 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai4 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi...[Show full comment]

Toothbanger7 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae8 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

Luke Lang12 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof123457 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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SirEdodo7 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR7 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta217 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog8 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan8 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

DeathNinjaGamerHD8 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen...[Show full comment]

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

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Yukitai4 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx9 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

oldnotweak10 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney12 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe768928 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack9 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

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Logan.last year

Can't you just wish that the dog shit was water or something

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chestnut11 years ago

Ew. Dos shit.

Tauru177 years ago

Assuming the wishes are omnipotent, I would wish to become a God and erase the downside. From there, the other 9 are for my own personal use.

Doriko9 years ago

I wish I will never have any contact with dog shit

Krusek8 years ago

I would wish that I had a soap brand called dog shit.

heyy_8089 years ago

I agree w/ Rocket046 lol ðŸ˜‚ðŸ‘Œ

Bilguun Chuluunbat12 years ago

i wish not to bathe in dog shit

ShyGuyAnimatedGaming7 years ago

I wish I didn't bathe in dog shit.

AlpacaGaming9 years ago

Wish nr.1: Water is now called Dog Shit.

sigurdrp8 years ago

i wish i didnt have 2 bath in dog shit

design9 years ago

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b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

you can just wish for no dog shiz

xCupcakeSenpaix9 years ago

What if I wish that the dog shit be chocolate?

reaperkillz738 years ago

My first wish i wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit... ever

jintoya10 years ago

easy, delete dog-shit from existence, no more downside if dogs dont shit, if it is an unavoidable thing that no wish can avoid... wish for all bathtubs to magically turn dogshit into candy.

TurtleGuardian6 years ago

I wish I dint have to bathe I dog shit

Guys9 years ago

Remove dog shit from this world.

gamandy10 months ago

i wish dog poop immediately becomes magical healing liquid rainbows that smell great and transforms into perfect fertiliser after 4 hours after being pooped