Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank000 11 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99 3 years ago

Genius

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai 6 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Ike Sly 13 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk 5 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

anoonymooss 10 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Luke Lang 13 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof12345 8 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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Hyltran 6 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai 6 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi... [Show full comment]

Toothbanger 9 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae 9 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

SirEdodo 8 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR 8 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta21 9 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog 9 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan 9 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx 10 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

DeathNinjaGamerHD 10 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen... [Show full comment]

otaku girl :/ 10 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

NightLark 11 years ago

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Yukitai 6 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak 12 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney 13 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe76892 9 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack 11 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

hollybob2004 10 years ago

Wish that you didn't have to do it

Karakui 11 years ago

Wish 1: infinite wishes. Wish 2: Dog shit becomes pleasantly scented and heated water.

G3eklyxgamer 8 years ago

Here"s a wish you could do to immediately get rid of that requirement say I wish I don't need to bathe in dogshit and then you immediately don't need to deal with it then I can wish for infinite wishes

Gammafox 11 years ago

I'd wish that I didn't have to bathe in dog shit.

Vandesm 9 years ago

I wish dog shit didn't exist. Although The better option would be to wish for any poop to not exits, ya y infinate eating and no clogged toilets!

ButtonMash0 11 years ago

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Melancholy 2 years ago

I already bathe in dog shit so this is fine.

Junkal 9 years ago

Wish #1: Every Dog shits money rolls

thedeadlybookwyrm 11 years ago

wish for infinite wishes :D also wish that dog poo was the best thing in the world

RoxasOblivionSlayer 9 years ago

I would just wish that dogs pooped rainbows and glitter instead.

LeoGeckoMarty 9 years ago

That glitter is harder to clean up than the dog shit.

HowlAlpha 11 years ago

I could wish the shit was water and the dog was a hot guy/girl and yes im Bi if you hate then go fuck yourselves you homophobes

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

i would wish that dogs shat shampoo

I Am A Duck 10 years ago

Write the words "dog shit" on a bunch of peices of paper and put it in a bathtub then bathe in the paper

Hendry Kurniawan 13 years ago

Just wish that dogs never poop

thatssimple 10 years ago

i would wish that i wouldnt have to bathe in dog shit twice everyday...simple

Drakky 11 years ago

Wish granting = too easy to rig the downside.

Rise 10 years ago

Dog shit turns to water when I touch it. Boom. Done.

Cameron Clark 13 years ago

Wish for a giant mansion with a hidden lake named dogs hit that you can bathe in

theorbspike 11 years ago

There is no downside here who doesn't love to bathe in dog shit

dolanders 8 years ago

I wish that I didn't have to bathe in dog shit

ghostc12 11 years ago

My first wish would be that dog crap would disappear 2 seconds after hitting the ground

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

10th wish: I don't die in 5 years

weewee 11 years ago

I'd wish that the shit would not smelly or any other shirty features

lexie tango 10 years ago

Wish one: I wish hat I don't have to bath in dog shit... wish two: an I phone 7...wish three: I will forever be rich... wish four: cancer don't exist

ToastyStrewdle 11 years ago

Easy. Just wish I won't have to bath in dog shit twice every day.

Rcksn 9 years ago

Wish 1: I remove the button"s downside forever Wish 2: 100 more wishes

XxzardxX 11 years ago

I really don't see the downside. You can just wish not to bathe in dog shit.

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