it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment
HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH
Kalindros8 years ago
Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape
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Sum3Dud39 years ago
Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time
Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day.
Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge.
Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.
at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time
TinaLucia4 years ago
Yeah totally :)
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Aaron129989 years ago
Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0
Yukitai6 years ago
That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.
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Icode110 years ago
do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything
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Squatting Slav pepe10 years ago
Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.
DamonScott8 years ago
James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed
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get to a tree unicorn11 years ago
Brush I can just get a bodyguard
TinaLucia4 years ago
Bruh*
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Handsomejack123456711 years ago
Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.
Jeremy566211 years ago
Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.
As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.
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HereForTheFreeFood10 years ago
........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??
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Filip Kalny13 years ago
Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?
Foxylover11 years ago
every year
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Isaac Swiney13 years ago
just give them money?
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Gabriel Hall13 years ago
only if my dad is liam nelilson
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TjSalter9 years ago
Get the world greatest trainer to help me fight
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baconlord1711 years ago
I decide not to live in a state of hellish paranoia.... so.....
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MegatronFuckerXXX695 years ago
I become an extremely eccentric billionaire and spend my life in a secretive fortress in the Wyoming(the most isolated place in the world) The kidnappers inevitable find me anyway, but they still haven't breached my fortress. First they have to get through...[Show full comment]
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whitefang8911 years ago
What if I want to have a house with guards with guns, a entry code only way to get in and if I leave the property without a card a alarm goes off instantly calling 911 and sending them the last 30 min of vedeo clips that cover every inch of the house
bunnypopmonster11 years ago
It says that you HAVE to be kidnapped.
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Jaeger10 years ago
idk, they would ransom all my money away
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Bobyyb8 years ago
With all the money, you can just pay the ransom
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johnarcie00911 years ago
Yeah, Hire the whole fucking Military. that will be interesting seeing my kidnappers being blasted by Rockets and tanks.
Jeremy566211 years ago
Yeah and hire ninjas to decapitate them problem owned.
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The_Ginga_Ninja_989 years ago
Pay my own ransom.
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james54174712 years ago
i have enogh mony to not get kidnapped
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TheUniqueGamerTUG9 years ago
Could your parents just kidnap you? Win Win
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pankake11 years ago
Pay them not to kidnap you
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shaquisha10 years ago
Um, you have a ton of money, just give it to them.
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Matt Guilette13 years ago
Just pay your own ransom...
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xtremechickenfarmer11 years ago
Hire guards
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Atom11 years ago
Why Why Why
Wheres woods and Hudson
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AliceAngel9 years ago
What do you think I am Princess Toadstool
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keeva martin11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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probium5 years ago
I can become the president
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SphericalSphere11 years ago
I'd just put a bunch of money in a safe and tell my trusted ones the passcode. Then, when I get put up for ransom, pay them money from the safe.
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G3nius_mlg9 years ago
It"s OK I want to be taken like Liam Neesons family so he can kill them and I can be protected by a freaking agent with the skills of James Bond
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titanicd10111 years ago
The Downside??? Kidnapped once a year and you didn't specify if it was the same person or how you would be treated so... Worth it.
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akeemwhite4810 years ago
I would press the button and just paied them every time inget kidnapped simpl
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ThatTacoDude11 years ago
I'll buy a gun and kill that random person
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Watermelonman10 years ago
I dont know why, but this reminds me of home alone
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Nizar Tajdin13 years ago
Downside? Just pay them out of your unlimited funds.
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Fanboi6910 years ago
Pay my own ransom
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Waterspage8 years ago
Sure I mean it could be interesting, heck I’ll push the button
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Geoff Kidder13 years ago
What are the stipulations? Like how long are you kidnapped for? Do you get beaten or raped? Not enough information given.
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