Have enough money to do whatever you want for the rest of your life
but
Be constantly kidnapped for ransom randomly every year
I will not

TransFem last year
yippie I have money for HRT, and I get to be a little princess peach :3

Maharid 3 years ago
Well, there no need for kidnapping, i will have enought money to pay every time so no probs.

bob_burger 3 years ago
i have infinite money though

Rikki4328 9 years ago
so i"m princess peach?

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
she"s being kidnapped for her amulet.
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Marcus Pennington 13 years ago
it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment

jkmc1205 10 years ago
That"s the greatest idea ever! XD
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Bpt11 10 years ago
HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH

Kalindros 8 years ago
Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago
Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day. Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge. Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Nice
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Icode1 10 years ago
wait im a male princess peach

duckbutt 11 years ago
at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Yeah totally :)

Aaron12998 9 years ago
Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0

Yukitai 6 years ago
That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.

Icode1 10 years ago
do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything

Squatting Slav pepe 10 years ago
Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.

DamonScott 8 years ago
James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed

get to a tree unicorn 11 years ago
Brush I can just get a bodyguard

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Bruh*

Handsomejack1234567 11 years ago
Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.

Jeremy5662 11 years ago
Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.
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David Morgan 13 years ago
Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!

X12346 9 years ago
Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect

Jkst 10 years ago
Come mario

Calicokitty 10 years ago
As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.

HereForTheFreeFood 10 years ago
........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??

Filip Kalny 13 years ago
Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?

Foxylover 11 years ago
every year

Isaac Swiney 13 years ago
just give them money?

Gabriel Hall 13 years ago
only if my dad is liam nelilson

TjSalter 9 years ago
Get the world greatest trainer to help me fight

baconlord17 11 years ago
I decide not to live in a state of hellish paranoia.... so.....

MegatronFuckerXXX69 5 years ago
I become an extremely eccentric billionaire and spend my life in a secretive fortress in the Wyoming(the most isolated place in the world) The kidnappers inevitable find me anyway, but they still haven't breached my fortress. First they have to get through... [Show full comment]

whitefang89 11 years ago
What if I want to have a house with guards with guns, a entry code only way to get in and if I leave the property without a card a alarm goes off instantly calling 911 and sending them the last 30 min of vedeo clips that cover every inch of the house

bunnypopmonster 11 years ago
It says that you HAVE to be kidnapped.

Jaeger 10 years ago
idk, they would ransom all my money away

Bobyyb 8 years ago
With all the money, you can just pay the ransom

johnarcie009 11 years ago
Yeah, Hire the whole fucking Military. that will be interesting seeing my kidnappers being blasted by Rockets and tanks.

Jeremy5662 11 years ago
Yeah and hire ninjas to decapitate them problem owned.

The_Ginga_Ninja_98 9 years ago
Pay my own ransom.

james541747 12 years ago
i have enogh mony to not get kidnapped

TheUniqueGamerTUG 9 years ago
Could your parents just kidnap you? Win Win

pankake 11 years ago
Pay them not to kidnap you

shaquisha 10 years ago
Um, you have a ton of money, just give it to them.

Matt Guilette 13 years ago
Just pay your own ransom...

xtremechickenfarmer 11 years ago
Hire guards

Atom 11 years ago
Why Why Why Wheres woods and Hudson

AliceAngel 9 years ago
What do you think I am Princess Toadstool

keeva martin 11 years ago
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probium 5 years ago
I can become the president

SphericalSphere 11 years ago
I'd just put a bunch of money in a safe and tell my trusted ones the passcode. Then, when I get put up for ransom, pay them money from the safe.

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago
It"s OK I want to be taken like Liam Neesons family so he can kill them and I can be protected by a freaking agent with the skills of James Bond

titanicd101 11 years ago
The Downside??? Kidnapped once a year and you didn't specify if it was the same person or how you would be treated so... Worth it.

akeemwhite48 10 years ago
I would press the button and just paied them every time inget kidnapped simpl

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
I'll buy a gun and kill that random person

Watermelonman 10 years ago
I dont know why, but this reminds me of home alone

Nizar Tajdin 13 years ago
Downside? Just pay them out of your unlimited funds.

Fanboi69 10 years ago
Pay my own ransom

Waterspage 8 years ago
Sure I mean it could be interesting, heck I’ll push the button

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago
What are the stipulations? Like how long are you kidnapped for? Do you get beaten or raped? Not enough information given.

ninjadino321 11 years ago
Take karate classes.
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