Will You Press The Button?

TransFem last year

yippie I have money for HRT, and I get to be a little princess peach :3

Maharid 3 years ago

Well, there no need for kidnapping, i will have enought money to pay every time so no probs.

bob_burger 3 years ago

i have infinite money though

Rikki4328 9 years ago

so i"m princess peach?

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

she"s being kidnapped for her amulet.

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Marcus Pennington 13 years ago

it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment

jkmc1205 10 years ago

That"s the greatest idea ever! XD

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Bpt11 10 years ago

HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH

Kalindros 8 years ago

Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago

Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day. Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge. Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Nice

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Icode1 10 years ago

wait im a male princess peach

duckbutt 11 years ago

at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Yeah totally :)

Aaron12998 9 years ago

Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0

Yukitai 6 years ago

That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.

Icode1 10 years ago

do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything

Squatting Slav pepe 10 years ago

Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.

DamonScott 8 years ago

James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed

get to a tree unicorn 11 years ago

Brush I can just get a bodyguard

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Bruh*

Handsomejack1234567 11 years ago

Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.

Jeremy5662 11 years ago

Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.

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David Morgan 13 years ago

Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!

X12346 9 years ago

Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect

Jkst 10 years ago

Come mario

Calicokitty 10 years ago

As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.

HereForTheFreeFood 10 years ago

........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??

Filip Kalny 13 years ago

Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?

Foxylover 11 years ago

every year

Isaac Swiney 13 years ago

just give them money?

Gabriel Hall 13 years ago

only if my dad is liam nelilson

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago

Get Tae Kwon Do lessons & become a black belt :D

mekl 9 years ago

just pay the ransom if you have All The Money In The World

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i can make a super dungeon to get to me. then i can use the skills i learn in an agent class to kill whoever got past my dungeon.

Nick Hurn 13 years ago

Mokuba Kaiba status achieved.

Mister-E 9 years ago

Set up a deadly maze around my house with a safe path that only a select few can access. Record kidnappers going through and put it on the internet to show people who want to kidnap me just what will happen if they try

kingsquiddy23 11 years ago

As long as the dont kill me :3

Daves015 10 years ago

Il just pay the kidnappers to not to kidnap me

Erentheghoul2 11 years ago

i'll just figure out how to summon sebastian

DecZO 10 years ago

press it and install high security

Sonicplays 6 years ago

I could just pay the ramson and be on my way home

killerkitty 11 years ago

What if my kidnappers are super kind?

EmmaSwan 11 years ago

You have enough money to just pay them off.

Goldman10012Gaming 8 years ago

It doesn’t say people pay the ransom

My Name is Jeff 11 years ago

Just hire body guards

Hannah Overton 13 years ago

Well if I've got the money then that's okay.... It'd be pretty fun. Like a high thrills vacation once a year.

Aaron Floyd 11 years ago

Police, put me under protective custody forever.

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

I just fund the building of an ironman suit and become un-kidnapable

damiengallant26 11 years ago

I'd carry a gun around

DeathByReaper 9 years ago

A bit of spice in life a guess

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