it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment
HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH
Kalindros8 years ago
Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape
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Sum3Dud39 years ago
Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time
Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day.
Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge.
Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.
at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time
TinaLucia4 years ago
Yeah totally :)
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Aaron129989 years ago
Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0
Yukitai6 years ago
That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.
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Icode110 years ago
do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything
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Squatting Slav pepe10 years ago
Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.
DamonScott8 years ago
James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed
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get to a tree unicorn11 years ago
Brush I can just get a bodyguard
TinaLucia4 years ago
Bruh*
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Handsomejack123456711 years ago
Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.
Jeremy566211 years ago
Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.
As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.
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HereForTheFreeFood10 years ago
........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??
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Filip Kalny13 years ago
Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?
Foxylover11 years ago
every year
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Isaac Swiney13 years ago
just give them money?
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Gabriel Hall13 years ago
only if my dad is liam nelilson
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BabyDeer2 years ago
Well....it says get kidnapped. Just hang with your friends and they will beat them kidnappers up.
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Rolfdudelol9 years ago
buy bodyguards
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AlexCory11 years ago
Because of the perk, you would always have enough money to pay the kidnappers. Assuming they don't hurt me, I say press it.
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Evil Paragon10 years ago
Create a death trap style hallway house thing to live in. Along the way are of course traps but also indoctrinating "Do not hurt him" and "He will go peacefully", this will make it safer for me when I get kidnapped.
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Mark_Lurking9 years ago
Buy security
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undermail2511 years ago
sure why not?
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Ghost buster2210 years ago
I would buy security
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undertale_weirdo5 years ago
I just buy hundreds of weapons and then be famous for killing people
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collin200511 years ago
just hire like a milion bodyguards for 24 hour protection...simple as that
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Adre Adri10 years ago
Meh .. Why is there that question ?
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MrRatRyan8 years ago
It would be scary you are just blinded by money
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Andres11 years ago
No problemo for me i learned Taekwando or i can justu hire protection
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HybridHayden050010 years ago
Why can't I just buy a whole load of security and make my house a military protected fort and anyone who enters the property who isn't aloud, shot on site
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Nachosmachos11 years ago
Ill invite them to cancun and make them my guards.
Nachosmachos11 years ago
#yolo
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AviKraft9 years ago
Doesn't "doing whatever I want" include being able to pay the kidnappers to stop kidnapping me?
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The mysterious assassin 11 years ago
You could bribe the person who keeps kidnapping you to stop. Yeah Im a genius
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HelloWorld2310 years ago
Yay! #Dramatic
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Rich Nava13 years ago
Right now there is literally a 1 person vote difference between yes and no
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TjSalter9 years ago
Get the world greatest trainer to help me fight
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baconlord1711 years ago
I decide not to live in a state of hellish paranoia.... so.....
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MegatronFuckerXXX695 years ago
I become an extremely eccentric billionaire and spend my life in a secretive fortress in the Wyoming(the most isolated place in the world) The kidnappers inevitable find me anyway, but they still haven't breached my fortress. First they have to get through...[Show full comment]
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whitefang8911 years ago
What if I want to have a house with guards with guns, a entry code only way to get in and if I leave the property without a card a alarm goes off instantly calling 911 and sending them the last 30 min of vedeo clips that cover every inch of the house
bunnypopmonster11 years ago
It says that you HAVE to be kidnapped.
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Jaeger10 years ago
idk, they would ransom all my money away
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Bobyyb8 years ago
With all the money, you can just pay the ransom
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johnarcie00911 years ago
Yeah, Hire the whole fucking Military. that will be interesting seeing my kidnappers being blasted by Rockets and tanks.
Jeremy566211 years ago
Yeah and hire ninjas to decapitate them problem owned.
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