You know exactly what to say and when to say it in any social situation.
but
...at the cost of losing all bowel control.
I will not

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT
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RomanGwizdak 8 years ago
Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

RavenN 5 years ago
Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra 9 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago
Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago
i"m right here kid

denald trimp 10 years ago
what is bowel control?

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
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NicksterStuidos 11 years ago
And the downside is...?

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
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mylee1234 8 years ago
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t... [Show full comment]

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

devi941 10 years ago
47 years ago?
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EvilSandwich 9 years ago
So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast65 9 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago
This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce 13 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee1234 8 years ago
Reply if you found the difference: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ [Show full comment]
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Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce 13 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Fireball 12 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Sophiear 8 years ago
Well I could have a party on the toilet.

James Gill 13 years ago
Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

Pika Girl 11 years ago
...What?

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
yolo???? ._.

Swagraptor 10 years ago
Me-Hey, wanna go out? Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf? Me-Godammit, third time this week

LittleBlueDoggy 11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Price511 8 years ago
I can totally talk my way out of this.

rafaelmb112 11 years ago
Just use diapers.

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago
I know already what to say: NOTHING

Rekrap 11 years ago
That'd be a ...shitty situation

emerald tril 10 years ago
Pooping 247

Fireball 12 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago
Umm... Ew?

RoboDragonGaming 9 years ago
wth

Totyjoe 11 years ago
Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day

Mai-chan 9 years ago
But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."

walnoter 11 years ago
lol thats my life for every body

unicornford 11 years ago
I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

Maypaws 5 years ago
I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

nobledraon 10 years ago
Adult dipers any one?

I-push-buttons 8 years ago
You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

british bladesman 10 years ago
you'd be talking out of your ass

Miro Wadhwa 13 years ago
Whats bowel

WBGrock 11 years ago
So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

Johnathan Lowell Bullis 13 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

XtremeTrashbag 10 years ago
Solution? Diaper. Alternate, plastic surgery

steyn51 11 years ago
i dont even know what bowel means soooo...... yeah

terrarian 11 years ago
your anus so you can shit

( Jeff The Killer ) 10 years ago
Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)

emancaz 10 years ago
You should be PUNished, you PUNk.

Mykael Creo 12 years ago
I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much. So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself? You fail at life. Go away.

Griffin123 7 years ago
Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*

ZachariahGrimm 9 years ago
Stop with the puns

Fujoshina 11 years ago
Dat be nice

Jagermeister1537 9 years ago
It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.
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