You know exactly what to say and when to say it in any social situation.
but
...at the cost of losing all bowel control.
I will not


RomanGwizdak7 years ago
Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT
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RavenN4 years ago
Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra8 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_9 years ago
Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago
i"m right here kid

denald trimp9 years ago
what is bowel control?

greaterfiend4 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
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NicksterStuidos9 years ago
And the downside is...?

greaterfiend4 years ago
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
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mylee12347 years ago
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t...[Show full comment]

EvilSandwich7 years ago
So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast658 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

devi9418 years ago
47 years ago?
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Galaxy_girl_9 years ago
This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce12 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee12347 years ago
Reply if you found the difference: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................[Show full comment]
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Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce12 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Sophiear7 years ago
Well I could have a party on the toilet.

Fireball10 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

James Gill12 years ago
Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
yolo???? ._.

Pika Girl9 years ago
...What?

Swagraptor9 years ago
Me-Hey, wanna go out? Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf? Me-Godammit, third time this week

LittleBlueDoggy9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Price5117 years ago
I can totally talk my way out of this.

rafaelmb1129 years ago
Just use diapers.

Rekrap9 years ago
That'd be a ...shitty situation

Igneel_Dragon8 years ago
I know already what to say: NOTHING

emerald tril9 years ago
Pooping 247

Fireball10 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Totyjoe9 years ago
Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day

Tanner Unsworth12 years ago
Umm... Ew?

RoboDragonGaming7 years ago
wth

Mai-chan8 years ago
But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."

walnoter9 years ago
lol thats my life for every body

nobledraon9 years ago
Adult dipers any one?

unicornford9 years ago
I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

Maypaws4 years ago
I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

Miro Wadhwa12 years ago
Whats bowel

I-push-buttons7 years ago
You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

british bladesman9 years ago
you'd be talking out of your ass

WBGrock9 years ago
So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

Johnathan Lowell Bullis12 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

steyn519 years ago
i dont even know what bowel means soooo...... yeah

terrarian9 years ago
your anus so you can shit

XtremeTrashbag8 years ago
Solution? Diaper. Alternate, plastic surgery

Mykael Creo10 years ago
I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much. So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself? You fail at life. Go away.

Griffin1236 years ago
Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*

( Jeff The Killer )9 years ago
Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)

emancaz9 years ago
You should be PUNished, you PUNk.

ZachariahGrimm7 years ago
Stop with the puns

Fujoshina9 years ago
Dat be nice

nytay20159 years ago
I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it
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