Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.
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ExhaustedCobra9 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament
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Galaxy_girl_10 years ago
Where is Sans?
ThatrandomGuy410 years ago
i"m right here kid
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denald trimp10 years ago
what is bowel control?
greaterfiend5 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O
*Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O
*Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO
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So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it
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Pokemonblast659 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.
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Galaxy_girl_10 years ago
This seems like a Sans conversazione
Lol
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Noah Joyce13 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback
mylee12348 years ago
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i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback
HeLlOiMsAm3 years ago
Why twice?
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Keeley Erin Ryan13 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible
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Fireball12 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....
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Sophiear8 years ago
Well I could have a party on the toilet.
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James Gill13 years ago
Adult diapers!!
If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.
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Pika Girl11 years ago
...What?
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WhiteHatHacker9 years ago
yolo???? ._.
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Swagraptor10 years ago
Me-Hey, wanna go out?
Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf?
Me-Godammit, third time this week
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LittleBlueDoggy11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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Price5118 years ago
I can totally talk my way out of this.
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rafaelmb11211 years ago
Just use diapers.
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Igneel_Dragon10 years ago
I know already what to say: NOTHING
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Rekrap11 years ago
That'd be a ...shitty situation
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emerald tril10 years ago
Pooping 247
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Fireball12 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....
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Tanner Unsworth13 years ago
Umm... Ew?
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RoboDragonGaming9 years ago
wth
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Totyjoe11 years ago
Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day
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Mai-chan9 years ago
But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."
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walnoter11 years ago
lol thats my life for every body
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unicornford11 years ago
I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself
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Maypaws5 years ago
I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.
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nobledraon10 years ago
Adult dipers any one?
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I-push-buttons8 years ago
You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......
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british bladesman10 years ago
you'd be talking out of your ass
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Miro Wadhwa13 years ago
Whats bowel
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WBGrock11 years ago
So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.
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Johnathan Lowell Bullis13 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.
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XtremeTrashbag10 years ago
Solution? Diaper. Alternate, plastic surgery
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steyn5111 years ago
i dont even know what bowel means soooo...... yeah
terrarian11 years ago
your anus so you can shit
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( Jeff The Killer )10 years ago
Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)
emancaz10 years ago
You should be PUNished, you PUNk.
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Mykael Creo12 years ago
I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much.
So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself?
You fail at life. Go away.
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Griffin1237 years ago
Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*
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ZachariahGrimm9 years ago
Stop with the puns
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Fujoshina11 years ago
Dat be nice
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Jagermeister15379 years ago
It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.
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