Will You Press The Button?

RomanGwizdak7 years ago

Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT

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RavenN4 years ago

Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra8 years ago

You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_9 years ago

Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

i"m right here kid

denald trimp9 years ago

what is bowel control?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.

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NicksterStuidos9 years ago

And the downside is...?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.

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mylee12347 years ago

*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t...[Show full comment]

EvilSandwich7 years ago

So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast658 years ago

well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

devi9418 years ago

47 years ago?

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Galaxy_girl_9 years ago

This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee12347 years ago

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Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

( Jeff The Killer )9 years ago

Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)

emancaz9 years ago

You should be PUNished, you PUNk.

Mykael Creo10 years ago

I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much. So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself? You fail at life. Go away.

Griffin1236 years ago

Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*

ZachariahGrimm7 years ago

Stop with the puns

Fujoshina9 years ago

Dat be nice

Jagermeister15378 years ago

It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.

nytay20159 years ago

I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it

Umbrex9 years ago

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KatirinaMantovant8 years ago

That a pretty crappy way to live....if your friends found out they"d say what the duce........like shit man....that"s really shitty. ......by the way, have you seen the movie constipation? it hasn't come out yet

CaptainRatObvious7 years ago

I'll stay antisocial

holb99579 years ago

adult dipper

James Gill12 years ago

Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

dudebro1019 years ago

Worth it to be able to shut these social justice warrior right the fuck up

zombiemold9 years ago

Lol lance

OmegaTV9 years ago

adult diapers?

Sparklingly 10 years ago

I think shitting yourself would be worse than saying something wrong...

Sho995 years ago

Nope

SnowJohn7 years ago

I allready HAVE no comtroll of my bowels

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

Do not worry you'll know what to tell them

3ogdy8 years ago

How I"d love to shit on people like my shit was a sandstorm. Shitstorm.

nytay20159 years ago

And when I feel mad I just make my wife strip buttnaked and take my big dick and put it in the juicy pussy and just push right in and then make her suck my bonner

boilingwillya9 years ago

Shut up you PORNO

Tanner Unsworth12 years ago

Umm... Ew?

zerofireking139 years ago

I will not shit my pants for that reason

DJLPbutton2last year

Jokes on you i will be in the bathroom already taking care of it.

Smokeyavatior8 years ago

I'm not social anyway

superzeldamon11 years ago

Nah!not worth it!

Woody3047 years ago

DIPERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

DeadCobra9 years ago

Not worth it

Miro Wadhwa12 years ago

Whats bowel

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Two words for you " Adult Diapers"

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"

FlameWraith123 9 years ago

Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.

Slider456910 years ago

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nmsnerd9 years ago

well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward

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