Will You Press The Button?

RomanGwizdak7 years ago

Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT

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RavenN4 years ago

Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra8 years ago

You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_9 years ago

Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

i"m right here kid

denald trimp9 years ago

what is bowel control?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.

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NicksterStuidos9 years ago

And the downside is...?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.

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mylee12347 years ago

*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t...[Show full comment]

EvilSandwich7 years ago

So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast658 years ago

well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

devi9418 years ago

47 years ago?

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Galaxy_girl_9 years ago

This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee12347 years ago

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Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Price5117 years ago

I can totally talk my way out of this.

rafaelmb1129 years ago

Just use diapers.

Rekrap9 years ago

That'd be a ...shitty situation

Igneel_Dragon8 years ago

I know already what to say: NOTHING

Fireball10 years ago

I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

emerald tril9 years ago

Pooping 247

RoboDragonGaming7 years ago

wth

Totyjoe9 years ago

Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day

Tanner Unsworth12 years ago

Umm... Ew?

walnoter9 years ago

lol thats my life for every body

Mai-chan8 years ago

But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."

Maypaws4 years ago

I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

nobledraon9 years ago

Adult dipers any one?

unicornford9 years ago

I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

british bladesman9 years ago

you'd be talking out of your ass

Miro Wadhwa12 years ago

Whats bowel

I-push-buttons7 years ago

You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

Johnathan Lowell Bullis12 years ago

Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

WBGrock9 years ago

So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

XtremeTrashbag8 years ago

Solution? Diaper. Alternate, plastic surgery

steyn519 years ago

i dont even know what bowel means soooo...... yeah

terrarian9 years ago

your anus so you can shit

Mykael Creo10 years ago

I already know what to say in any situation. I just don't speak much. So... I gain what I already have while shitting myself? You fail at life. Go away.

Griffin1236 years ago

Friend: "hey bro how"s it going?" Me: "oh y"know, ju-" *Loud fart and brown stains the floor.*

( Jeff The Killer )9 years ago

Sans welcome to Pun heaven. Hope u have PUN here sans.( Wow that was bad) These are the Punniest puns ever. ( seriously I am bad at this. Man I suck at this.)

emancaz9 years ago

You should be PUNished, you PUNk.

ZachariahGrimm7 years ago

Stop with the puns

Fujoshina9 years ago

Dat be nice

nytay20159 years ago

I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it

Jagermeister15378 years ago

It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.

KatirinaMantovant8 years ago

That a pretty crappy way to live....if your friends found out they"d say what the duce........like shit man....that"s really shitty. ......by the way, have you seen the movie constipation? it hasn't come out yet

Umbrex9 years ago

............ . . . . . . . . .

holb99579 years ago

adult dipper

James Gill12 years ago

Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

CaptainRatObvious7 years ago

I'll stay antisocial

dudebro1019 years ago

Worth it to be able to shut these social justice warrior right the fuck up

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