Will You Press The Button?

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT

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RomanGwizdak 8 years ago

Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

RavenN 5 years ago

Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra 9 years ago

You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago

Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

i"m right here kid

denald trimp 10 years ago

what is bowel control?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.

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NicksterStuidos 11 years ago

And the downside is...?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.

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mylee1234 8 years ago

*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t... [Show full comment]

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago

That'd be pretty shitty

devi941 10 years ago

47 years ago?

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EvilSandwich 9 years ago

So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast65 9 years ago

well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago

This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee1234 8 years ago

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Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Slider4569 11 years ago

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OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"

FlameWraith123 10 years ago

Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.

nmsnerd 10 years ago

well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward

Johnathan Lowell Bullis 13 years ago

Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

KaylTheTaco 11 years ago

whats the downside?

Potwhole 3 years ago

Turn every seat you sit on into a toilet

thereisnospoon 10 years ago

I mean, losing bowel control in a social situation would pretty much nullify any advantage you gained...

Jdude1433 11 years ago

So you can win money but crap everywhere

Fireball 12 years ago

I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Sophiear 8 years ago

Well I could have a party on the toilet.

James Gill 13 years ago

Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

yolo???? ._.

Pika Girl 11 years ago

...What?

LittleBlueDoggy 11 years ago

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Swagraptor 10 years ago

Me-Hey, wanna go out? Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf? Me-Godammit, third time this week

Price511 8 years ago

I can totally talk my way out of this.

rafaelmb112 11 years ago

Just use diapers.

Rekrap 11 years ago

That'd be a ...shitty situation

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago

I know already what to say: NOTHING

emerald tril 10 years ago

Pooping 247

Fireball 12 years ago

I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Totyjoe 11 years ago

Well if you crap your pants you would know exactly what to say, but you have to walk away with poop sticking to you all day

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago

Umm... Ew?

RoboDragonGaming 9 years ago

wth

Mai-chan 9 years ago

But then the only thing you'll be saying is, "Excuse me, I gotta make a quick run to the bathroom..."

walnoter 11 years ago

lol thats my life for every body

nobledraon 10 years ago

Adult dipers any one?

unicornford 11 years ago

I can be very eloquent and witty at parties as I shit myself

Maypaws 5 years ago

I already know exactly what to say in any conversation, just not until 2 years later when I go through my embarrassing social interactions and think of ways I could"ve handled them better.

Miro Wadhwa 13 years ago

Whats bowel

I-push-buttons 8 years ago

You kinda don't have control over it anyway so......

british bladesman 10 years ago

you'd be talking out of your ass

WBGrock 11 years ago

So what are you going to say when you shit yourself in public... multiple times... cause you keep trying to cover for your bowel problems.

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