Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and stupid

Barrackobama5 years ago

But with obama care you'll be fine

DanIsAwesome10 months ago

Gee Whiz! Thanks!

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IAmBarackObamalast year

Press the button, choose invulnerability to all diseases, get laid on top of it

235x0last year

i pick disease immunity , shape-shifting and inter-universe teleportation.

235x07 months ago

@WynterPhantom oh then I'll also get self reincarnation too so after I die I'll just reincarnate myself instantly after, as myself.

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djpg219 years ago

IMMORTALITY BITCH

MelMcDonald7 years ago

Oml. This comment is gold.

Caribou3 years ago

Taxonomy 8 Loopholed B Severe loopholes present. Vague unlimited ability invites skirting severe penalty. Assuming you are confident, always push an 8B

diddo2 years ago

Note it says super powers, as in plural, I have the power to have every power I want and can change them if I want.

Dialkia7893 years ago

Regeneration shapeshifting and Phoenix powers(rebirth, flight,fire,etc)

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago

Even if I did have to die after two months, two months with mind control, mind reading, superspeed, invisibility (but I can still see,) flight would be awesome, and then I"d just have invulnerability to any and all diseases and Haden Dover pointed out

Construtor3 years ago

Choose the power to turn into a god or your human form at will, gods can’t die, loophole found with sucess B)

justjesus5 years ago

My superpower is whenever I die I come back to life in 10 seconds and whenever I come back I am completely healed AND my physical age is set to 21. Meaning that when I die in 2 months I'll come back to life WITH my previously destroyed immune system so I'l...[Show full comment]

Haden Dover12 years ago

What if my super power was invulnerability to any and all diseases

TheInternetHasACat4 years ago

invulnerability is inability to be harmed, immortality is being unable to die

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EclipseTDS8 years ago

A tweeked version of timelord regeneration, and normal shapeshifting to get my original form, and do other things ;D

ThatOneGuyOrKid6 years ago

Wait you can have the most amazing time in 2 months or live a few years with only a little fun sometimes

Barrackobama5 years ago

Indeed but with obama care you dont have to worry about dying

IAmBadWithNames4 years ago

the power to grant anyone"s wishes, including yourself. Then wish for immortality

shinchaf15 years ago

so, i"m renting life from steam with the super powers DLC for 2 months?

Ratatatatuille7 years ago

These kind of dilllemas are overrated. Just go with what it says damn it. It says it will happen. It says you will get aids and die after two months. And it says superpowerS. Plural. It"s been your thick mememan ratatouille, signing off.

Cattalemachine7 years ago

Can’t you just make yourself invulnerable to sicknesses and diseases?

GabikingBart7 years ago

#YOLO

KatCat7 years ago

frick, misclicked [I will not] I woulda had imortality

Lzke7 years ago

Highspeed regen Control over Energy Invulnerability to poison and disease Anti-Mindcontrol Anti-Magic Super strength, speed, stamina and durability Flight Teleportation Shapeshifting

dan_0183747 years ago

the power to be immortal is an idea and the power to be invincible and the power to be immune to AIDS

MincrafterPictures7 years ago

Doctor Who Regeneration and diesese protection to bypas the AIDS and death.

voodoodat7 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Blazejohnson9 years ago

Loophole deadpools powers

Ays Marciniak12 years ago

Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

CharlesMayhem Marshall12 years ago

magic johnson those aids bitch

Brightwater4118 years ago

POWER IF PROBABILITY! WHATS THE PROBABILITY I WILL DIE IN TWO MONTHS? O PERCENT! I WIN

Smiley26011 years ago

what about some sort of power that prevents you from illness

Gmaebrain9 years ago

You could get multiple powers So super strong immunity

bbimsheep3 years ago

dont have Chinese？noooo!

jjjjj9 years ago

Shit... Seriously?

ShadowStrike9 years ago

Healing factor pls

the b-rad5659 years ago

So much loopholes

Allie543218 years ago

What if my power is I can only die of old age

Boutrose Norr12 years ago

super power number one, come back to life whenever you die, like mr. imortal

FireFoxArtty7 years ago

But what’s if I become immortal?? ;D

ballsbethere9 years ago

Bros be why u die in 2 months if u hav a life tel a frend hoo dose not hav 1

tmanrandg9 years ago

no thanks im good

NordPatoch11 months ago

I choose resurection, among others

Deadlylava9 years ago

What kind of stupid pussys write this baby shit

happylego919 years ago

the power to cure any sickness!

soop2 years ago

why are there so many aids related downsides lmao

Dylanyoutube9 years ago

What the fuck? Another one is fine it has super powers

theO00327 years ago

Getting the superpower of Being able to give myself two superpowers was worth it. Oh wait... I can give myself immunity to diseases. And telekenisis. YAY!

Calista10 years ago

Why not pick the ability to cure and resurrect people? Then you could cure and resurrect yourself, and still use your superpowers, which would be pretty awesome. And also world-destroyingly chaotic once people realized you had them, come to think of it.

mymum9 years ago

what if ihave the power that i cant die

DarkHex8 years ago

Id go with my go to power: power to control probabilities then make the probability of me getting healing powers right then right now 100% and then modify probability to shape the world and myaelf as i want while also giving me the powers i want

Col Anderson12 years ago

The power to not get aids. The power to not die. I am Winrar.

MasterScythe119 years ago

I just get immortality!... and all the bitches!

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