Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and stupid

Barrackobama5 years ago

But with obama care you'll be fine

DanIsAwesome10 months ago

Gee Whiz! Thanks!

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IAmBarackObamalast year

Press the button, choose invulnerability to all diseases, get laid on top of it

235x0last year

i pick disease immunity , shape-shifting and inter-universe teleportation.

235x07 months ago

@WynterPhantom oh then I'll also get self reincarnation too so after I die I'll just reincarnate myself instantly after, as myself.

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djpg219 years ago

IMMORTALITY BITCH

MelMcDonald7 years ago

Oml. This comment is gold.

Caribou3 years ago

Taxonomy 8 Loopholed B Severe loopholes present. Vague unlimited ability invites skirting severe penalty. Assuming you are confident, always push an 8B

diddo2 years ago

Note it says super powers, as in plural, I have the power to have every power I want and can change them if I want.

Dialkia7893 years ago

Regeneration shapeshifting and Phoenix powers(rebirth, flight,fire,etc)

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago

Even if I did have to die after two months, two months with mind control, mind reading, superspeed, invisibility (but I can still see,) flight would be awesome, and then I"d just have invulnerability to any and all diseases and Haden Dover pointed out

Construtor3 years ago

Choose the power to turn into a god or your human form at will, gods can’t die, loophole found with sucess B)

justjesus5 years ago

My superpower is whenever I die I come back to life in 10 seconds and whenever I come back I am completely healed AND my physical age is set to 21. Meaning that when I die in 2 months I'll come back to life WITH my previously destroyed immune system so I'l...[Show full comment]

Haden Dover12 years ago

What if my super power was invulnerability to any and all diseases

TheInternetHasACat4 years ago

invulnerability is inability to be harmed, immortality is being unable to die

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EclipseTDS8 years ago

A tweeked version of timelord regeneration, and normal shapeshifting to get my original form, and do other things ;D

ThatOneGuyOrKid6 years ago

Wait you can have the most amazing time in 2 months or live a few years with only a little fun sometimes

Barrackobama5 years ago

Indeed but with obama care you dont have to worry about dying

IAmBadWithNames4 years ago

the power to grant anyone"s wishes, including yourself. Then wish for immortality

shinchaf15 years ago

so, i"m renting life from steam with the super powers DLC for 2 months?

Ratatatatuille7 years ago

These kind of dilllemas are overrated. Just go with what it says damn it. It says it will happen. It says you will get aids and die after two months. And it says superpowerS. Plural. It"s been your thick mememan ratatouille, signing off.

Cattalemachine7 years ago

Can’t you just make yourself invulnerable to sicknesses and diseases?

GabikingBart7 years ago

#YOLO

KatCat7 years ago

frick, misclicked [I will not] I woulda had imortality

Lzke7 years ago

Highspeed regen Control over Energy Invulnerability to poison and disease Anti-Mindcontrol Anti-Magic Super strength, speed, stamina and durability Flight Teleportation Shapeshifting

dan_0183747 years ago

the power to be immortal is an idea and the power to be invincible and the power to be immune to AIDS

MincrafterPictures7 years ago

Doctor Who Regeneration and diesese protection to bypas the AIDS and death.

voodoodat7 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Blazejohnson9 years ago

Loophole deadpools powers

Ays Marciniak12 years ago

Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

CharlesMayhem Marshall12 years ago

magic johnson those aids bitch

Plosterkatt8 years ago

I don't want superpowers like flying because you can get mousquitos in ur face *cries*

Charles F Trulear VI12 years ago

Personal time warp . Every time I'm about to die, I rewind my body back.

thsmanassou9 years ago

DAAMN YOU SOCIETY

jackmp3854 years ago

my power is to not die

Star Flash9 years ago

i choose immortality and electricity

Jonereee8 months ago

I pick disease immunity

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!ï»¿

PeterPanNeverFails9 years ago

All the powers peter has once upon a time

jpower328 years ago

Hell no

gamerdude10 years ago

immortality bitches

guysitsmiri 9 years ago

wheres the DOWNSIDE

Buzianolast year

Is super powers not super power so you can choose more than one

DiAngeloGaming9 years ago

Superpower to remove AIDS, done!

Bixler19 years ago

Just choose healing powers to heal yourself, plus the cure for any disease is at your disposal.

Mr_insta9 years ago

this is 2 years ago so

GilbertusHenriquez8 years ago

reality warping so you can control reality

Evan Garbin12 years ago

Superman has the power of revival after death. How many people honestly thought about this?

coocoocop1019 years ago

get the power of invicibility

Katerx8 years ago

it can stop it dumbo?

Charlie Banks12 years ago

well... that escalated quickly...

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

that physically cant happen you idiot. i'm not human. and i an naturally detox from diseases too. if i was destroyed i come back stronger, so thats fine.

HoiImTemmie9 years ago

I can get the power of regeneration

NordPatoch11 months ago

No problem, with the absolute supperpowers I chose, I'll create myself another body and jump into it. Then leave old me to die with AIDS (assuming I cannot go out of it by just removing AIDS from the earth with my beyond godlike powers...)

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