Will You Press The Button?

MyPasswordisPassword9 years ago

Theres a thing that exists in most stores, not everyone uses it or has it because hides their natural oder and they feel like it hides their true self it can cost up to £2 its called deodorant bitches!!!

Meowmeow09 years ago

My password is password too! (Almost)

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Vigilante969 years ago

My natural scent is already pretty bad so Ive got nothing to lose here

Enda9 years ago

me to but all I relly need is biger titis

Lavacoal1239 years ago

Shower + deodorant = where is the down-side

Minotaur8 years ago

Or just rub fruit allover you then you smell like fruit right

Alex Kulak12 years ago

#deodorant

Mrusername3 years ago

Deodorant for life!

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lifehacker4207 years ago

The downside is in the present tense. That means that you will smell bad right now, but when you get your new body, well...

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Jaythedank-18 years ago

I smell already so basically i can have the body of my dreams and no bad effect.

81lolz9 years ago

Use an air freshener and attach it to yourself

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

Really off-putting in an alluring mind controlling sort of way... *insert troll face*

Nathan Johnson12 years ago

If you can't smell good, whats the point of a good body if no one's gonna be 10 feet close to me? So people can look at you with binoculars? Also, I'd probably eat away my image out of sorrow with ice cream or something afterwards.

Gossgoss8 years ago

Become a model? Can't smell you through a photograph. Besides, it doesn't say your natural scent is strong. If you bathe regularly, people won't be able to smell you unless they"re intentionally up close and sniffing you.

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Longanimals9 years ago

Deodorant. Loopholes, bitch.

PinkWelshDragon5 years ago

Perfume and deodorant bois, very simple.

Dustin Owens12 years ago

Never says if it is positive or negative. You could either smell like garbage water (the small amount of rain amount that secretes through rubbish, only to be rejected by the worst of the litter) or a field of blue bonnets. You never know.

Kermit555669 years ago

I didnt realize this was made before deodorant

mariacarolin49 years ago

nothing a srong perfume not solve

MineDak0ta7 years ago

Dress as A chicken nugget with poo sticking from the top

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

Perfume, deodorant, air freshener, I can live with that.

oldnotweak10 years ago

just appearance? no thanks

Mckenzei8 years ago

That"s why we have purfume, deodorant, soap, y"know.

meatloave10 months ago

EVERYBODYS 'scent' is really off-putting..... which is why we shower...with soap (dont forget your crack) and a little deodorant , a splash of aftershave or what-have-you and some clean clothes to round it all out and VIOLA!! you are a presentable human being.

Christiana Archer12 years ago

Ha ha! ALREADY!!!

Jenwantstobattle 9 years ago

Idrc about my appearance so...

FreshlyBakedSadness5 years ago

My ideal body has built-in air freshener

Sarah DaSilva12 years ago

two words- de-odorent

Thatonegirl20169 years ago

3 words: take a shower

POKEMANER319 years ago

so jusr use deodarnt!!!

lemurgavel9 years ago

I already have my ideal body appearance tho ¯\\\\_u3u_/¯

Stone PC10 years ago

you can always take a shower to wash off the natural scent.

asdfgawc111 years ago

one word,lynx, actualy that snells like poop

TheButtonRekt9 years ago

perfum

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago

I would be a weird creature then AWESOME and also I'd use deoderant

Alexiana9 years ago

deodorant and perfume/cologne

KingOfDairyQueen5 years ago

Behold, the magic of d e o d o r a n t .

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr12 years ago

Joke's on you, I'm fabulous.

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EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I already smell.

mynamesjeff9 years ago

use deodorant and take a shower

IceCreamGurl8 years ago

Dude. I'm happy with my body the way it is.

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