Will You Press The Button?

MyPasswordisPassword9 years ago

Theres a thing that exists in most stores, not everyone uses it or has it because hides their natural oder and they feel like it hides their true self it can cost up to £2 its called deodorant bitches!!!

Meowmeow09 years ago

My password is password too! (Almost)

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Vigilante969 years ago

My natural scent is already pretty bad so Ive got nothing to lose here

Enda9 years ago

me to but all I relly need is biger titis

Lavacoal1239 years ago

Shower + deodorant = where is the down-side

Minotaur8 years ago

Or just rub fruit allover you then you smell like fruit right

Alex Kulak12 years ago

#deodorant

Mrusername3 years ago

Deodorant for life!

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lifehacker4207 years ago

The downside is in the present tense. That means that you will smell bad right now, but when you get your new body, well...

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Jaythedank-18 years ago

I smell already so basically i can have the body of my dreams and no bad effect.

81lolz9 years ago

Use an air freshener and attach it to yourself

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

Really off-putting in an alluring mind controlling sort of way... *insert troll face*

Nathan Johnson12 years ago

If you can't smell good, whats the point of a good body if no one's gonna be 10 feet close to me? So people can look at you with binoculars? Also, I'd probably eat away my image out of sorrow with ice cream or something afterwards.

Gossgoss8 years ago

Become a model? Can't smell you through a photograph. Besides, it doesn't say your natural scent is strong. If you bathe regularly, people won't be able to smell you unless they"re intentionally up close and sniffing you.

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terrill12219 years ago

just wear cologne

theDeadpoool5 years ago

Deodorant dummies

Beth Stephens12 years ago

that's what body spray is for...?

tokiwartooth9 years ago

i am very self conscious about my smell

Spikytrash8 years ago

My any-scent is off-putting s o

nicoyazawa9 years ago

Perfume you guys

turtlenecksweaters9 years ago

Perfume and deodorant, son

Troll heart 10 years ago

I already smell like shit anyway so nochange for the smell thank you very much.

Mea8 years ago

Deodorant and perfume

EmTheGirl4 years ago

My trans ass

Haley Hardy12 years ago

Ever heard of perfume?

Faithk8089 years ago

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beauty diva9 years ago

Purfume colone deoderant etc:-D

^-^ BUTTONS!!!!9 years ago

Solution: deodorant/perfume

anime gamer9 years ago

GET A BODY THAT SMELLS PERFECTLY

MJ7777 years ago

WOO I BECOME HOT!!

SexFaceD10 years ago

What if body is thin air?

KubGirl148 years ago

Perfume, Deodorant, you are my best friends.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

What if my definition of an "off putting scent" is the smell of pine trees in a forest?

AngyDent138 years ago

It already is so, why not look good to?

Dripper123459 years ago

This whole situation is unatural soo

funcat339 years ago

Yo sans wats up

therandomizer11 years ago

Deodorant duh logic

Button manager9 years ago

my natural scent is already offputting

theDeadpoool5 years ago

Get noobed

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

It never said off-putting in a bad way. I could smell soooo good that it throws people off guard.

Comment Police9 years ago

Inject deodorant. I

AceCakee9 years ago

I dont care SMELL MA ARMPITS!!

AmyWilliams9 years ago

I will smell like the sea and live far away from the sea!

noblemile10 years ago

I AM TOO FABULOUS TO PRESS THE BUTTON *teeth and weave fall out*

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

DEODERANT.

Ninjaaalast year

Rawwwr I AM DRAGON

Matt Lombardi12 years ago

there's this new fangled thing called SOAP

Satanhimself9 years ago

Purfume is what to use

feralcharles9 years ago

deoderant showers colone

sings759 years ago

lotionnn duhhhhhhh

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pokemonfanatic10225 years ago

*ahem* d e o d e r a n t

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago

how is that ideal?

spasticVocalist10 years ago

Why is it off-putting, though? Do I smell like doom? Your mother's underwear? The inevitable heat-death of the universe? Or maybe I smell like the very essence of anything and everything unsettling? ... Do I smell like Night Vale?

HunterX8 years ago

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