Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and stupid

Barrackobama5 years ago

But with obama care you'll be fine

DanIsAwesome10 months ago

Gee Whiz! Thanks!

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IAmBarackObamalast year

Press the button, choose invulnerability to all diseases, get laid on top of it

235x0last year

i pick disease immunity , shape-shifting and inter-universe teleportation.

235x07 months ago

@WynterPhantom oh then I'll also get self reincarnation too so after I die I'll just reincarnate myself instantly after, as myself.

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djpg219 years ago

IMMORTALITY BITCH

MelMcDonald7 years ago

Oml. This comment is gold.

Caribou3 years ago

Taxonomy 8 Loopholed B Severe loopholes present. Vague unlimited ability invites skirting severe penalty. Assuming you are confident, always push an 8B

diddo2 years ago

Note it says super powers, as in plural, I have the power to have every power I want and can change them if I want.

Dialkia7893 years ago

Regeneration shapeshifting and Phoenix powers(rebirth, flight,fire,etc)

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago

Even if I did have to die after two months, two months with mind control, mind reading, superspeed, invisibility (but I can still see,) flight would be awesome, and then I"d just have invulnerability to any and all diseases and Haden Dover pointed out

Construtor3 years ago

Choose the power to turn into a god or your human form at will, gods can’t die, loophole found with sucess B)

justjesus5 years ago

My superpower is whenever I die I come back to life in 10 seconds and whenever I come back I am completely healed AND my physical age is set to 21. Meaning that when I die in 2 months I'll come back to life WITH my previously destroyed immune system so I'l...[Show full comment]

Haden Dover12 years ago

What if my super power was invulnerability to any and all diseases

TheInternetHasACat4 years ago

invulnerability is inability to be harmed, immortality is being unable to die

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EclipseTDS8 years ago

A tweeked version of timelord regeneration, and normal shapeshifting to get my original form, and do other things ;D

ThatOneGuyOrKid6 years ago

Wait you can have the most amazing time in 2 months or live a few years with only a little fun sometimes

Barrackobama5 years ago

Indeed but with obama care you dont have to worry about dying

IAmBadWithNames4 years ago

the power to grant anyone"s wishes, including yourself. Then wish for immortality

shinchaf15 years ago

so, i"m renting life from steam with the super powers DLC for 2 months?

Ratatatatuille7 years ago

These kind of dilllemas are overrated. Just go with what it says damn it. It says it will happen. It says you will get aids and die after two months. And it says superpowerS. Plural. It"s been your thick mememan ratatouille, signing off.

Cattalemachine7 years ago

Can’t you just make yourself invulnerable to sicknesses and diseases?

GabikingBart7 years ago

#YOLO

KatCat7 years ago

frick, misclicked [I will not] I woulda had imortality

Lzke7 years ago

Highspeed regen Control over Energy Invulnerability to poison and disease Anti-Mindcontrol Anti-Magic Super strength, speed, stamina and durability Flight Teleportation Shapeshifting

dan_0183747 years ago

the power to be immortal is an idea and the power to be invincible and the power to be immune to AIDS

MincrafterPictures7 years ago

Doctor Who Regeneration and diesese protection to bypas the AIDS and death.

voodoodat7 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Blazejohnson9 years ago

Loophole deadpools powers

Ays Marciniak12 years ago

Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

CharlesMayhem Marshall12 years ago

magic johnson those aids bitch

MaxCaulfield9 years ago

Time control. So that's what happened to Rachel...

CreeperCraft1379 years ago

Invulnerability to aids

Hereuall27 years ago

I choose all the good powers also I’m Kenny from South Park no invulnerability or immortality and I don’t go through rebirth every time I die I will know what’s true and I will always come back Oh hi god I’m just visiting how’s Jesus doing Oh btw could u...[Show full comment]