I could just order them to forget it never happened...Or have part of their task be to become my lifelong companion that could never hurt me...Free Animal friends!
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Andy Tanase12 years ago
Okay bear.Now kill (insert name of person I hate here) then jump of a building.
Humans are animals... BUAHAHAHAHA I NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
Well, humans are animals so you can control anyone you want, and then give them another task before they attack you.
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
I can't just kill them with my mind problem solved!!!!!!
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Arcaderis3 years ago
"(insert task here) then after you are done, do not attack me"
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awesomedude25699 years ago
the task will be to not attack me
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AmyWilliams9 years ago
gotta catch em all...
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Lzke7 years ago
Do x, then don't attack me
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bob has no job9 years ago
after you are done throw em off a cliff
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FuzzyMuzzyBeast178 years ago
Do task, then repeat don't attack me forever.
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Diego Ramirez Rodriguez12 years ago
It would be hilarious to try this with a little fish
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kesh647 years ago
I"LL control the small non venomous animals
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Jormungand1179 years ago
Standing orders to not attack you. nuff said
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Randomness5518 years ago
Just tell them to never attack me
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
Just control them again
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youarereadingthisname9 years ago
ok wolf go get my parents then kill yourself
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olvvvvlo9 years ago
Well the difference would be that they obey me more, that they finish the task and that they wait until the end to bite me.
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Whatamidoing38 years ago
Excuse me human you are now my servant for life and can never attack me
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n8thegr810 years ago
Just Command them from a bunker or several hundred kilometers away, they'll never be able to touch you. Seriously you don't need to make them kill themselves.
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Thegamingnerd5 years ago
After you stop controlling a animal just run and don't stop.
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sarah0989 years ago
Ant give me a sandwich...
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JTRoss0211 years ago
I'll have an army of goldfish. *Mycroft grinning*
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vampireslayer1979 years ago
What happens if u pick a creature can't kill a human
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bobbob1238 years ago
HUMANS ARE ANIMALS 😀😁😃😅😆😂😋😉😊🤗😏🙄😜🙃 YOU WILL BE CONTROLLED 😊😙😘😃😊😙😘😎😊😙😘😎😁😙😘😃😁😙😅😃😋😙😅😃😋😙😅😃😋😚
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