I could just order them to forget it never happened...Or have part of their task be to become my lifelong companion that could never hurt me...Free Animal friends!
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Andy Tanase12 years ago
Okay bear.Now kill (insert name of person I hate here) then jump of a building.
Humans are animals... BUAHAHAHAHA I NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
Well, humans are animals so you can control anyone you want, and then give them another task before they attack you.
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
just control small weak animals or just make the animal go far away from you
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Banipa God9 years ago
kill the animal at the end.. duh
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Annabeth Chase12 years ago
control them over and over @ Alexander Gringorov you sick bastard.
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TheFangSome138 years ago
Presses button, controls governments to creat world piece, gets nuked by 66,000 nukes
TheFangSome138 years ago
Nuked by all the nukes
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Jinbunny10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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Handsomebud9 years ago
NOW TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER NEED TO CONTROL AND ANIMAL
Buttonpresser256787 years ago
When some is about to kill you
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emmmm7 months ago
I will order them to commit suicide at the end of their mission.
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123821329 years ago
You could could freakin win and lose at the same time
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NintendoSauceYT4 years ago
I will control them from a distance
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Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
Humans are mammals and mammals are animals. That mean I can take over the world and just give the command not to kill me!
RenanOliveira8 years ago
people are not mamals, mammals works for animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has...[Show full comment]
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PunkAssedBitch8 years ago
Just carry katana with you continuously, Problem solved!
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AeviiM8 years ago
Task: do whatever I want and never attack me.
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Thales Rodriguez12 years ago
WHAT IF I CONTROL A HAMSTER ?
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1 wise whit9 years ago
just carry a pump action shot gun all the time problem salved :3
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Cheli8 years ago
Cant you control the animals mind by telling him to not attack you?
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The_Neon_Hacker9 years ago
ask them to kill themselves after they have finished your task.
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UltimateDoge7 years ago
1.Do task 2.Self-termination
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katherine05539979 years ago
I'll just make the animals run away from me! They wont be able to attack me!
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Possums-r-cuul3 years ago
I'll just have it kill me
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INTENSE M0NK3Y9 years ago
Carry a gun
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NothingPlayz8 years ago
Okay, Black Bear. ATTACK THE GUY DOWN THERE!! -bear falls to death-
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MaiNai10 years ago
Spam|
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Regularnewbie9 years ago
You can just get them to kill themselvses after they do the thing so yes common sense. Duh.
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ZenifiedPanda8 years ago
Technically like the anime charlotte but using animals. The real question is will i feel the pain if i command it to kill its self?
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DecZO9 years ago
control a cat to jump off a bridge, they cant attack you then
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