I could just order them to forget it never happened...Or have part of their task be to become my lifelong companion that could never hurt me...Free Animal friends!
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Andy Tanase12 years ago
Okay bear.Now kill (insert name of person I hate here) then jump of a building.
Humans are animals... BUAHAHAHAHA I NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
Well, humans are animals so you can control anyone you want, and then give them another task before they attack you.
RenanOliveira8 years ago
humans are not animals
and there is no such thing as "human"
you are a person and I am a person. no such thing as "human", it isn't objective, and it isn't real. and the word animal works for ANIMALS only, the word "animal" has no objective quality other...[Show full comment]
Bunnies puppies kittens.... Live with me forever...never leave....and they attack me....but they're babies....so they'd just fall on me...I win!
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poppy pencil9 years ago
Shark go grill yourself mmm sushi :|>
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densch7 years ago
my command "obey me till your death".
Which is what Lelouch should have commanded every single time. :-D
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Fungi12349 years ago
AND THEY CALL HIM JHON CENA.
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Buttonpresser256787 years ago
So how do I get attacked by a bunny?
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Theomars9 years ago
What's so scary about being attack by a rabbit anyway?
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
loophole: serve me forever. then they'll never be finished, and never have to attack me.
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Tabitha Novak12 years ago
Only control the harmless ones who seriously can't do anything to you xD
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ADerpyDerp8 years ago
Why not just have one very long task for them to do? And have them be like, the least harmful animal. It doesn’t say that it would kill you, just attack you. Who knows how long that will be so make it something you can domesticate.
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iam2cool4u10 years ago
mind control them to not attack
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Olivia Chartrand9 years ago
Heck yeah.
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ReturnToMonke8 months ago
You can have animals steal money for you and you also have free food.
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Ghopher19 years ago
Frikin Sharks with Frikin laser beams attached to their Frikin heads
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MR.TROLL_FACE11 years ago
Before ur done get themto jump off a cliff *TROLL FACE*
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OmegaGroudon 9 years ago
â”( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
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Ratee5 years ago
i can just say they cant attack me
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PersonOfNoInterest9 years ago
Tell them to do something, and then command them not to attack you for like 50 years
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Vortex12127 years ago
hey squirrel, go live.
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HuskysFTW9 years ago
Ok tiger, bring me all the money in the world, then run into a train.
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Satanisis8 years ago
Just be on other side of the world. How they gonna get me now
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COSM6N7 years ago
Then i will never finish controling them
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My_name_is_secret8 years ago
I never let them stop
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dedirake3 years ago
pest control. profit.
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killstien9 years ago
my task: never attack me
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kyroo8 years ago
tell them to go away theyll be 2 far to attack you
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