Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago

Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago

Hmmmmm

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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago

fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago

give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago

No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry

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dnzinni 11 years ago

screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago

That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago

LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago

When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago

That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago

I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago

See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 9 years ago

Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 10 years ago

BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago

Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago

You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago

24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago

I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago

Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>

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Tristan Patch 13 years ago

It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago

How on earth 47 years ago xD

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Long Bunheng 13 years ago

Too easy !!

Manly0man 8 years ago

The Downside is oddly specific... and definitely not worth the time and energy without loop-holes.

ToriTime 11 years ago

I have no crush. lol

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Umm I'm a dragon/human so I can kill em in so many ways many are better than going to hell

SonicchronicleX 9 years ago

furry scalley? defective?

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Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

That's a death sentence. Plain and simple. You'd never live to say your "I do"s.

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

sounds awesome. Punch one, take his shovel, and beat everyone with it. Problem is, don't have a crush.

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago

Spetsnaz? Fuckwit, they're trained to break each other's arms/legs as STANDARD TRAINING. You'd last long enough to see them coming before you'd have that shovel shoved up your ass to put you on display for the rest of the world.

zoejsmiles0 10 years ago

I like Russian Spetsnaz ,so whats the downside?

Bobsy 9 years ago

You have to fight them u can't like them when you"re fighting them

Kyuril 4 years ago

I'm alr planning on marrying her, so..... I"d just want to fight him

thenoobbob 11 years ago

But if my crush is a terminator ?

CheesySniper 11 years ago

Then you my friend are screwed

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

downside?

themeta 11 years ago

I would do this any day.

ya11110 6 years ago

I did this only for the fight

Razor 11 years ago

Get automatic turrets

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

Totally that simple!

Vegetto8701 9 years ago

Give them some vodka. Solved

Frankyboy 12 years ago

I'll bring Vodka

Vladmir the bear rider 10 years ago

Hahaha, puny capitalists not taking advantage of armed Russian bears

OmniSam1 11 years ago

I take karate

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

You might die so what"s the point

David Farrell 13 years ago

the moment the fight begins run to your car and drive away.....come back 23

Pacopambisito 10 years ago

I press a button for launching nuclear bomb to them with shovel

shane_mccollum 8 years ago

That would be good training assuming I don't die.

Robert MacIntosh 13 years ago

depends on if I die from the Spetznaz or not.

AV88888 2 months ago

ぷらいおろじーでした。

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago

I dont have a crush xD

schmebalydook 9 years ago

To become true Slav, you must defeat true Slav.

tacocat1 11 years ago

this is SPARTA

miles-tails-prower 4 years ago

mama mea

Alyssia the kid 11 years ago

Internet has not existed 46 years ago

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago

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joshifire 12 years ago

lolwut?

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago

i would f**k them up!

Raiden 9 years ago

They never said it has to be a physical fight,it could be a verbal fight

Chloe Cooper 13 years ago

Finally some action in my life.

tomboy5454 10 years ago

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Dragonfyre 7 years ago

Well first I'm only 12 second me and my crush just got together in December so I got all I want

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