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you get to marry your crush
but
you have to spend 24 hours unarmed fighting shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz
Next

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago
Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago
Hmmmmm
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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago
fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago
No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry
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dnzinni 11 years ago
screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago
That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago
LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago
When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago
That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago
I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago
See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 9 years ago
Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 10 years ago
BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago
Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago
You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago
24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago
I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>
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Tristan Patch 13 years ago
It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago
How on earth 47 years ago xD
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Long Bunheng 13 years ago
Too easy !!

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Umm I can technically tell them to stop... I'm Russian. Why are Russians always blamed for being bad?? Now that I think about it I do kind of have anger issues...

Brief_Velkoz 11 years ago
I could just hide from the guy

I_follownoobs 9 years ago
Do you die?

Carly May MacLennan 13 years ago
Well, that escalated quickly....

Cipher1 10 years ago
What the actual shit.....

ZaneP 13 years ago
I have a crush on spetsnaz

ModSavvy 11 years ago
MMA training BITCHEZ

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago
Bitch, that's not enough. Russian spetsnaz are THE most badass men on Earth. No one can defeat them in combat.

tostormorfire 8 years ago
you could literally just like vervally fight or challenge them to cod or something

Alice Liddell 11 years ago
It doesn't say you die so then I will automatically be the most awesome person alive. Yes...

yori223 2 years ago
what if my crush is the shovel wielding Russian Spetsnaz.

Richierich 9 years ago
Call the cops

CreeperAlves2 11 years ago
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Andy2 9 years ago
This should be fun.Doesn't say i cant" wear a bullet proof vest or helmet or whatever. I"l just load up on light armor and keep shielding the blows.

bobthebogan 9 years ago
cyka blyat

SomebodyElse.Com 12 years ago
it's in Russia! so the shovel must fight them (but he'll use you to fight)

Kadenr 10 years ago
What should I choose

holy-boi 5 years ago
*cuts off arms* now we are getting literal!

danfam 11 years ago
WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT THEM

Supremeruleroftheuniverse 10 years ago
Doesn't say they'll kill me

kappi 7 years ago
bring it on ya vodka cunts

F.A.M.C. Leader 11 years ago
Fuck no

Mr-Dust-Bunny 9 years ago
day your a friend of Donal Trump

Darius Kerravala 13 years ago
Doesn't say when you have to fight them. Excuse me while I go into the future and gain cybernetic limbs.

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 8 years ago
I don't have a crush

Oggy 11 years ago
Fuck yeah!

grimAuxilarix 9 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm good at fighting unarmed. I just grab his shovel and it disappears. So worth it to marry my crush.

Kenji Yoza 13 years ago
Doesn't say they will injure or kill you so it will be like sparring.

Brony4ever-GapingOrb 11 years ago
Why is every comment made 46 years ago my mom is 36 and she is older than computers

Nerdyboi 10 years ago
Don't have a crush... so....

BeggarOfPardons 4 years ago
oh no. No no no no. r u n

c0rcra 11 years ago
I hope my best friend/wife has insurance.

Dr3wDr3w 9 years ago
I don't want to marry my crush I just like her

Jankawolf 11 years ago
The spetsnaz sounds interesting but marrying my crush would be too hard
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