Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Y hastd so EVIL AND twisted and dark

RedShirt047 11 years ago

Easy, bring Vodka to the fight and turn the fight into a drinking contest.

Oofington 6 years ago

Hmmmmm

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KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

Fight them with words, at a table. Never says physical combat.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

I like your logic but that"s boring, combat is way better.

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago

fellow comrades, you think that I haven't done that before? he had a full bottle of vodka last time and that shit is powerful on a fellow Russian comrade.

Lauren Culp 13 years ago

give them an oreo to change their point of view, easy

Anonymously1959 9 years ago

No, that"s snickers, here have a snickers, you forget when you"re hungry

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dnzinni 11 years ago

screw the marriage ill just take the fight

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago

That’s my plan as well.

RadioChick 9 years ago

LOOPHOLE: what if you dont have a crush

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago

When you get one

Masonbrown 9 years ago

That is just badass" bring it on you Russian slags (no offense ment actual Russians it"s just cool to thing about)

TntguytheBeast 9 years ago

I am Russian Spetzsnaz and Stfu Commie haters Ussr Ftfw

Thisisausername 9 years ago

See, it never says 24 consecutive hours. So, if I fight them for a minute a day, it won't be hard.

PigGamer 9 years ago

Betta practice mah fightin skillz

Prodigy_101 10 years ago

BRING ON THE RUSSIANS

Luxyrion 10 years ago

Can you die? Or are you able to respawn

DragonEXE 9 years ago

You die, you"re fucked

herbertpostman 10 years ago

24 hours in total? Fight them 1 second and always stay out of their range, then wait 59 seconds. Then repeat. 2 Months and I'm through. ~6 with all the other activites I got to do. eZ.

Bradon Tilley 13 years ago

I want to fight the Spetsnaz alone, Do I really HAVE to get married?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago

Technically, you can just be engaged... isn't that as good? :>

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Tristan Patch 13 years ago

It doesn't say when I do. Can I do it right before I would die anyway? Marry my crush, live a long and happy life, and then at the end fight them and call it good?

GoldenBoy 10 years ago

How on earth 47 years ago xD

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Long Bunheng 13 years ago

Too easy !!

TheTrueBrawler 3 years ago

I would die before the end of the 24 hours, so no.

general squish 11 years ago

what if your crush was that Russian person. Think about it.( not to be gay.)

Vyshonn 11 years ago

How could it possibly be gay?

Danniboy1234 9 years ago

I see no downside. I always wondered how I would fair against a guy with a shovel!

DeadVesomVsButton 11 years ago

I WORLDU RO{DIE

Jack_Zicrosky 6 years ago

grab my own shovel. Come at me cunts.

AndrewBuckwalter 9 years ago

Downside?

ZaneFlare 12 years ago

for freedom. for VODKA!!!!

Pyrotechnical 10 years ago

Well, lead them to a liquor store.

Eyelessgamer 9 years ago

I don't have a crush so....

Hyperion 10 years ago

What if my crush doesn't like me back? It would just be a one-sided marriage.

Hackmett 7 years ago

Wheres the downside

christox 11 years ago

kick him in the genitals and steal his shovel.

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago

That's essentially a cage match with Wolverine - "Whatever you do don't go for the balls" "But you said anything goes!" "Well, yeah, but you'll make him angry"

loophole finder 11 years ago

If you think about it, assuming the downside comes first, it guarantees your survival

ShoLoGunGan 9 years ago

For some reason I thought it said "You get to marry your cousin".

the galaxy girl 11 years ago

well...no...ima russian...i love my country... but lol still sounds fun!

igor4598 9 years ago

No bitch is worth that. Sorry

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago

i dont have a crush...

dedirake 4 years ago

press the button cuz i want to fight

MangleLovesYou 11 years ago

I pressed it

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago

Wel, my crush is already my girlfriend, and it doesn't say you'll be happily married, so I'd rather let time take it's course.

I_LOVE_TERRARIA 6 years ago

I dont have a crush what now

Kostasss 11 years ago

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