Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery
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BoomBoomBruh 10 years ago
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I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.
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Austinn11 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..
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RJwriter12 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?
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Josh Ruth13 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!
Poseidonx10 years ago
The ducky hero
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David Octogonopus13 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan13 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.
KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:)
what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!
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Wind Rider11 years ago
Mermaid
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ElementInsanity11 years ago
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TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
How would I walk though?
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SammyGerald10 years ago
Don't wanna be a Olympian.
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Catlover338411 years ago
I'm a mermaid! YEAH!
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idiotpfp2 years ago
if I'm gonna become a merman just say I'll become a murmade
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~Wave~length~11 years ago
Downside? Scales are epic.
KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
scales!!! highfives other scale fanatic through screen
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Never Loves, Always Happy11 years ago
Wouldn't this be like cheating?
lildoomkitty10 years ago
Yep. Yeah.
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CharlieArmstrong9 years ago
that is a MERMAID !!!?
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Yetiface6 years ago
I can’t swim in the first place
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ThisNerd11 years ago
Yay, Imma mermaid :D
*Majestic*
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Tankbuster1013311 years ago
Don't like water
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Victoriamw8 years ago
I have super bad feet already, I could def. Live with it
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Matthew Williams13 years ago
YEAYUH ima be frickin mermaid suckas!
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L00PHo1310 years ago
Put on fake swing
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LOopholersforlifewow9999 years ago
Plastic surgery here i come as i become richer i will also pay for booty surgery thats 10000000 sir? Yes i know now take it and shoo
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
i would.....shoes get harder but im ok.
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unikitten11 years ago
Sooooo, I would be a mermaid? ..... What a disaster....
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Sixtoes0012 years ago
Fuck yeah... Argonians if skyrim here I come!!
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Rachael Wojciechowski13 years ago
I have rls, so this just kind of freaks me out. .~.
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