Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery
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BoomBoomBruh 10 years ago
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I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.
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Austinn11 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..
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RJwriter12 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?
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Josh Ruth13 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!
Poseidonx10 years ago
The ducky hero
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David Octogonopus13 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan13 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.
KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:)
what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!
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Camboi16066 years ago
I reject my Humanity JoJo!!
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oldnotweak12 years ago
win win
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adaddadadadadad10 years ago
Argonians Fuck Yeah!
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BeingAwesom11 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO BE AQUAMAN!
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oughFAN10 years ago
blub blub
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evilman98711 years ago
It's nothing like a mermaid! If the legs were welded and scaled then yeah but it's the feet and toes so you are all wrong.
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Jiminmochi8 years ago
Lmao I'm swimming to Korea bitch. Anybody coming with me?
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Cosmo Bown13 years ago
What's the downside?
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vadimbel10511 years ago
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Raindropfox9 years ago
I want to be the amphibian man from The Shape Of Water.
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Serpentine Determination10 years ago
I want to FLY not swim
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nadsoos9 years ago
Hey, what are shoes for, am i right?
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kople70011 years ago
Really? I WANA BE A ZOURA FROM ZELDA!
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HotSauceBear11 years ago
I can get money as a circus freak :D
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World at war is hickeBecause this name is long+numbers918411 years ago
Basically human amphibians? I'll just participate in the local iron man competition and use the money to get plastic surgery to make me not feel my feet. Because the feet modifications that'd come with pressing the button would basically assist you in swimming.
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Butterbuff 12 years ago
Now all I need to do is create a water proof computer and a outlet to go with it
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kat_espinosa1410 years ago
is there a downside?
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KIDS_of_NOWHERE8 years ago
I wonder if there’s anything against that in the US swimming rules...
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Emily Van Leeuwen13 years ago
Heck freakin yeah!! I would be a mermaid!!
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Pika Girl11 years ago
So I will be a mermaid? Awsome! Screw you humans
Jooooooooooooooosh9 years ago
No you will not be a mermaid. You will just have weird feet.
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