Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery
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BoomBoomBruh 10 years ago
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I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.
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Austinn11 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..
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RJwriter12 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?
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Josh Ruth13 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!
Poseidonx10 years ago
The ducky hero
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David Octogonopus13 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan13 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.
KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:)
what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!
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I Ended Up in This Website11 years ago
I don't really like swimming.
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juicyfroot9 years ago
im in.
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Weaselbee11 years ago
MERMAIDS BITCHES!
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Big-Boob-theory2 years ago
Being fishman sounds like a win
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usoutlaw10 years ago
ok really no down side to this. except i can't wear flip flops ever again. also i feel like people keep thinking this includes the ability to breath under water. but it doesn't. you still need to breath
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Duchessduchman11 years ago
Buy a mermaid tail and I'm ready
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yaaay11 years ago
mermaid, is that you?
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Kayla333sk11 years ago
50% vs 50%
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delliselled8 years ago
If you could see the face I made when I read the downside... 😐
delliselled8 years ago
Besides, I can't swim anyway... Like this comment if you can't swim, either
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AleyTaley10 years ago
Foot mermaid.
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Wind Rider11 years ago
Mermaid
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ElementInsanity11 years ago
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TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
How would I walk though?
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SammyGerald10 years ago
Don't wanna be a Olympian.
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Catlover338411 years ago
I'm a mermaid! YEAH!
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idiotpfp2 years ago
if I'm gonna become a merman just say I'll become a murmade
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~Wave~length~11 years ago
Downside? Scales are epic.
KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
scales!!! highfives other scale fanatic through screen
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