Will You Press The Button?

You become intelligent

but

Through intelligence you reach new levels of existentialism and become depressed and cynical fairly easy.

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Indiggo 10 years ago

I'm already existential, depressed, and cynical.... So I guess I"d just become smarter? No downside there!

phanisprobsreal 10 years ago

I'm already depressed! So I would just be smarter!

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Not to be cocky (honestly) but this is literally me all the fucking time

shitboobcheeseburger 4 years ago

shut up

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rickiisnchz 9 years ago

So... Rick Sanchez?

DamianRulez 9 years ago

That was My immediate thought

starducks 10 years ago

invent something to reverse my depresion

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Looks like someone needs Ecstacy.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Rick Sanchez wubba lubba dub dub

Bear5 2 years ago

im coming for you

Silverbullet2121 11 years ago

Already intelligent, bruh

Yukiyasama420 10 years ago

Your profile picture says different...

Secret_Seeker 8 years ago

Too late

Naln1 9 years ago

I was one point away from gifted... And your just assuming im dumb? I WILL NOT press the button, as I already have the upside, without the downside.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

My life in a button

Gareth Castle 13 years ago

too late...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

So... Tuesday?

Takata Cheroki 13 years ago

... Aren't I there already? *flashback montage of 6th grade* *shudders*

Kaleena Bramblett 13 years ago

This is already my life.

Hope McClintock 13 years ago

I'm already this way though....

zGrimm 4 years ago

This is just what intelligence does. You can get over it though so it"s worth it

HodenPionier98 11 years ago

You BECOME intelligent? Im stupid? :'(

Lohmann 9 years ago

So no change.

Shortstak101 12 years ago

WTFDOESTHATMEAN

GamersCat 10 years ago

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ;_;

ThePhilosopher 9 years ago

Is this question saying I am stupid?

Fabian Hangl 13 years ago

I feel no Differenz ohh wait....

Tinker Bell 10 years ago

I ALREADY AM

Odogg67 6 years ago

My IQ is already twenty two points above average.

leobuttons 11 years ago

Im arleady smart so...

465056 11 years ago

Im intellagent already

Buk 8 years ago

I'm already smart, don't need to add depression

Justinrocksgaming 11 years ago

wat if ur already intellegent

Rhenarra 10 years ago

So nothing changes.

CyborgOswald 9 years ago

WELP, THIS CHANGED NOTHING ABOUT ME

Onone 11 years ago

Pretty much me already...

Ghost_Bastard 10 years ago

allready all of those

Toelicker69 2 years ago

i already have depression so who cares I can finally do math :3

ORYX 11 years ago

please i'm intelligent

anomynousguy101 10 years ago

Existwhat

SilentJill345 6 years ago

Downside is where?

abcd1234 11 years ago

Its impossible to become depressed when you have Destiny :3

8chan 9 years ago

That"s already me so...

LREchoise 7 years ago

I'm already intelligent and depressed

shockwave955 11 years ago

Story of my life

Magical_chips 10 years ago

Ha jokes on them I like being dumb

Skyler Jurnak 13 years ago

Either way I see a way out...

Thinker:D 10 years ago

Stupid people are generally happier:P happiness over intellegence.

Migdin1 10 years ago

ARE YOU SAYING IM STEWPID? TRIGGERD!!!!!!

Kiana_iyi last year

Like Schopenhauer?

VortexM4ster 11 years ago

I am intelligent...RITE?! 67574435NHYU

YOOOOOLOOOOOmab 9 years ago

I'm allready depressed

That One Person 11 years ago

Doctor Who in a nutshell.

PsiDesign 4 years ago

I feel insulted

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

this is pretty much my life but more entertaining

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